Chuck Norris jokes anyone?
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How many Chuck Norris jokes do you know?
See how many you can write without consulting a book or any website.
Ill even set off the first joke: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Who ever has the most jokes will win and be declared the Chuck Norris joke Know-It-All.
Please list your jokes in this fashion.
1.[insert joke here]
2.[insert joke here]
3.[insert joke here]
And so on until you run out of jokes. Now don't try to be "smart" by copying the template as it is.
3....
2....
1....
Spleef!!!! wait what? Idk.Kthnxbai.
~Ryu