Rules are simple:
I will start with the cookie, and you have to come up with a way to distract me and take the cookie! All posts have to end in my cookie!
Example: I set off some fireworks while you look at them, my cookie
No distraction can be used twice, the winner will be the one who posts last and is undistracted!
I place in front of you a batman cookie jar full of 2 dozen double stuffed oreos laced with sleeping powder. When you fall asleep i steal your cookie. My cookie.
Oh well...I pooped on your cookie and frosted my cookie.
I set some tnt on your house, while you repair it, I grab the cookie. My cookie
Hey look over there! A distraction! My cookie.
I turn off the lights, use night vision goggles to grab the cookie. My cookie
I post a cute kitty video and while you watch it I eat the cookie and put an end to this madness my cookie
I spit in all the cookies from the next batch while theyre dough is being made my saliva my cookies also I already won :D My cookie
As liquidwrench is distracted with the prospect of victory, I turn a nearby whale into a cookie. It is very large and has many almonds. My cookie.
I get hit by a hungry beam and I eat all the cookies ever made until the ingredients are extinct MY COOKIE!
Eating a sandwich only makes it tastier, and the only logical conclusion from that statement is my cookie.
NEW RULES!!!! to keep this thread running we need to have something else since I ate all the cookies in the world and made the cookie ingredients go to extinction so instead of tricking them so you can steal it we have to be eating a different type of food and somehow end up with my cookie
Example above
What a shame, because I made tofu cookies out of snow. I eated a few and there is one remaining. My cookie.
I was eating this awesome Lucas and he told my brain after I ate him that he had this brilliant Idea It was called saying My Cookie
With tofu cookie in hand, my belly rumbled. I was startled as I realised that tofu is probobally edible, so I eated my cookie!
I ran into a wall and a cookie fell off the shelf in the wall. I have claimed it as my cookie.
This reminds me of Steal The Diamond
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I replace your cookie with my cookie.