The topic says it all!
Keep it funny but appropriate!
GL HF!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing because I would just press Y and block the hit with my keyblade.
If liquid hit me i would make a server, tell him to come on and ban him just for the fun of it.
I would die from Lead poisoning then return from the grace to ust that pencil to right one of my essyas from school, therefore getting rid of it.
I would eat the football
...I would have to hope I only got hit with the flat side of the axe... 0_o
I'd just punch sonic first
chuck the pickaxe into lava...even though thats a waste of a pickaxe
I would throw it as hard as I can, then eat a sandwich to make me strong.
I would be confused
I would eat it with some salt
I would poke him in the eye and run away
If I was hit by a puppy I would slice it up with my blades and feed it to my pigs in Deadpool costumes in the slop
I'd throw up beer bottles.
WoM Coins: 1897
It wouldn't hit me because it's just a collection of pixels stored as a collection of electrical signals in some server somewhere on Earth.