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A fun, common forum off-topic game.
Person1 makes a wish and Person2 says "Granted!" but then corrupt/ruins the wish.
For example.
Person1: I wish I had a sweet ride!
Person2: Granted! But it was too sweet, red angry ants started multiplying in you car. I wish I was Superman!..etc.
First wish: I wish I was Superman! =P
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but it was too sweet, red angry ants started multiplying in your latex underwear.
I wish i was Spiderman!
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I wish I was Jack Bauer!
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Granted! but once you became Jack Bauer, 24, was cancelled and people hated you. You went bankrupt and became a hobo >:D
I wish I won an olympic medal!
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but it was in the new sport: The Failathalon.
I wish I was a good artist.
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You became the most excellent artist the universe had ever seen. Dudes from alternate realities world-jumped to see you, causing massive parking problems in the upper atmosphere of the Earth. Because of the lack of space, all of the ships dumped their drive cores on the Earth, eradicating all life as we know it - including you.
I wish I were Zombie-Cyborg-Pirate-Jesus!
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But Russian Jesus is the only true Jesus so he chopped off your head, stole your rum, and downloaded porn on your harddrive!
I wish Someone would undo oredds combobreaker
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but oredds kills you because you asked to undo it.
I wish I could be a monkey!
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However, when minding your own business one day, an Indian gentleman shoots you. Then he takes you to this elaborate palace, where your head is chopped off, boiled, and slowly cooled. You are then served, open-scalped to Indiana Jones.
I wish I were a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller.
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But its the year 1850.
I wish that i was eternally youthful and invincible.
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Granted! You became invincible and eternally young! but you saw everyone you love die, and you witness the end of the world. Causing you to go insane eternally >:D
I wish I had a faster computer >.<
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Your computer becomes too fast for your electric current, and it explodes creating a fire that ignites your house.
I wish i could think of a new wish
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With your new wish you ask to be oredds' life-servant and for the rest of your life you run around doing his chores so he can play minecraft all day long.
I wish I had seen Michael Jackson play live before he died.
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But he molests you after the show.
I wish I had a Ford Mustang convertable.
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You appear in a Ford Mustang convertible in the middle of the backseat, surrounded by armed gunmen who have just robbed the biggest bank in NYC. Everyone is covered in blood because of the slaughter required to exit the bank with a huge load of cash. They are too panicked to do anything about the fact that you just appeared in their car, and hordes of police are chasing you, blockading every possible exit. Your escape routes on the road are rapidly dwindling, and your getaway driver is an utter moron. A police sniper from a helicopter gets a lucky shot and decorates your face with the getaway driver's head. The car spins wildly out of control, flies off of a bridge, and you all plow miserably into a gasoline transport truck on the freeway below that erupts in an epic explosion, incinerating everything within 1000 feet - including you. =D
I wish my kid would BEHAVE >=(
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He now behaves like Britney Spears.
I wish all my wishes didn't end up with ME DYING?!?!!
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But you then get involved in a tragic train crash, leaving you severely disfigured.
I wish I was visible.
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but the rest of humanity committed suicide seeing your face.
I wish I could Fly, No-Clip and Speed hax IRL
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But Allnatural flames you for the rest of your life
I wish i could Read minds
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Your mind does not fit that power in its space and explodes.
I wish I had a million more wishes, and a pizza!
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You are not allowed to eat again until you make one million wishes.
I wish i knew the question to the answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything!
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but you will kill yourself when you realize that the answer was "42"
I wish I were an alien at home behind the sun
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But your face burns off, leaving you uglier.
I wish I could play Minecraft more.
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You play too much, you start failing in life, and soon, you're a ho-bo!
I wish that this wish can't get ruined.
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Your wish is my command. Your wish leads you to no ruin at all.
Instead you are randomly hit by a bus, which was totally unrelated to your wish.
I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP LOOKING IN MY WINDOWS X(
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A savage stalker chainsaws a hole in your house/apartment and looks at you there.
I wish I were Invisible. >.>
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But you were standing by SYNTAX_ERROR's house when the savage stalker was chainsawing his peep hole, he didn't see you because you suddenly turned invisible and accidentally cut you in half when he turned around after he finished cutting the hole.
I wish for an endless pack of TimTams.
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But you eat so much you gain a huge amount of weight and die of a heart attack
I wish InvisiblePerson would post under me
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But moujave ninja'd it....
I wish for world peace!
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But in the process, the Muslim religion took over the world.
I wish someone other than the staff posted in the forums
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Unfortunately it was spammers and the forum filled up with spam.
I wish triddin hadn't made me hungry for tim-tams.
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You're not hungry, unfortunately you have an uncontrollable craving for sea-water.
I wish i knew what to do for my speech.
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You now know what to do for your speech, however you still don't know what to say.
I wish people would stop mentioning TimTams, damnit, I'm gonna have to go and get some now...
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But now you have a craving for the MacDonald's Angus Burger.
I wish I had a MacDonald's Angus Burger.
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But you turn into a vegetarian.
I wish I could control time.
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But you can only control it by running at the speed of light, and you didn't ask for that.
I wish I could run at the speed of light.
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Granted...
except you're now going so fast you leave the earth's surface and fly off into space where your blood boils in the vacuum.
I wish I could find the girl of my dreams.
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but after a few years you find out shes a he :\
I wish internode would stop being so fkn SLOW!
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Unfortunately your wish got cut off halfway through delivery because of the poor connection speed and as a result Internode decided to just stop.
I wish we could have a TimTam themed map on World of Minecraft.
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But then people kept building castles and churches and marios and the theme was ruined.
I wish Flint-74 would get the hang of this game!
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He got it, but then he became paranoid that he wasn't doing it right, so he committed suicide.
I wish I could teleport!
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but you teleported into the center of the sun and became immediately engulfed in flames and died.
I wish I had replied to oredds wish so that I could've been the 42nd reply.
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But in doing so, you altered time causing two threads with the same name to be posted. Killing Trid's computer, ending World of Minecraft forever. And allnatural ruled the world. GJ
I wish school was over
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School is now over for you because you ODed on TimTam's
I wish I knew what TimTams were.
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You learn that Tim Tams are chocolate malted biscuits and that around 35 million packs are sold each year in Australia. :D
But this is an alternate dimension and Tim tams were actually made from your recipe but you were never given the credit or money you deserved for creating them because you were best friends with the creator Ross Arnott when you both were just wee lads. Ross turned out to be a douche, he stole your girlfriend and your creation, killed your pet hamster "buttercup" and kicked you in the balls >.>
It has been 20 years since you last saw him, and you just lost your job and your house has been repossessed. You're pissed and you blame Ross for the fact that you are now homeless. You buy a gun from some sketch guy in an alley with the little money you have left and charge into Tim tam headquarters, you go up to the presidents office and confront Ross. Everyone else has already evacuated, helicopters fly around the building, and the swat team is getting ready to take you down but you don't care anymore. As soon as you see Ross you shoot him in the abdomen his last words are "Im sorry noah, i regret it all the only reason i did all those things was because i was jealous, you were always such a better person than i was, i just wanted what you had, im sorry" you regret shooting him and jump out of the 60 storey building to your death. =]
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This is what tim-tam's are http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Tam, but as you clicked the link your computer was destoryed by VIRUZESSZZ and SPAM and SPYWAREZZZZZZZ. You were then unable to find out what tim-tams were. This caused you to go insane, resulting in being locked up in the mental house!
I wish that calcakes didn't teleport into the middle of the sun!
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He teleported into the center of the earth instead and met a similar ill fate.
I wish I ruled the world
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You were somehow able to come into the position of "Ruler of the world". But you sucked at your job and people got pissed World War 3 began 2/3 of the population has died the remaining people have turned into anarchists and rebels they capture and torture you for 6 years, you've gone batsh*t crazy, so they released you. After wandering around in the wastelands for days you stumble upon a sandbox at a children's playground, you have proclaimed yourself king of nargels. gratz :/
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I teleported back in time to when I first joined World of Minecraft, however I called moujave an idiot in a strange turn of irrational events and he banned me.
I wish I could live forever
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You are now immortal, when everyone dies in 2012 you were not able to play minecraft anymore... (uh-oh bet you didn't think of that when you made you wish) after 40 years you suffer from severe old people diseases another 200 you're just a bunch of ashes, the only thing that ever crosses your mind (which is a pile of ashes) is "toast?"
I wish i was immortal, had eternal youth, was a genius so i was able to create the perfect cyborgs, and didn't give a hoot about anyone else (WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW HUH?).
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*Snips out*
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Once you became immortal. The universe ended. Leaving you alone in space. Slowly turning insane! >:D
I wish I was a trillionaire!
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You are immortal. You cannot die. Yet you still age. Gradually you become more and more increpid until you are little more than a shadow of a man, a derelict self. You cannot, eat, sleep, walk, talk or die. You live on in your tormented perpetuity wishing for only the sweet consolation of death. But that one thing is denied you.
I wish calcakes would not grant old wishes that have already been granted.
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You are a trillionaire. But on your way to withdraw your money from a bank, you tragically get hit by a flying baboon who tears you to pieces in seconds.
I wish people would stop jumping my posts! *cough* *aris and blackxbird* *cough*
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I will not jump your posts.
However, something unrelated:
You discover one day, much to your obscene horror, that you will NEVER be able to do what these can do:
However, these guys think you can do the job!
I WISH THOSE CRIPS WOULD MOVE OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD ALREADY AND LEAVE ME AND MY LOVED ONES ALONE X(
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After a hundred and fifty-two years you want to die and you now think life is starting to get boring so you commit suicide but you can't because you can't die so you become crazy for eternity.
I wish I had a Tim-Tam.
EDIT: DAMMIT, post was jumped.
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They move out of the neighborhood. They can't find a home and die. You become guilty and commit suicide.
I wish I had a Tim-Tam!
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Crips move out of you neighborhood, the value of the homes around your house skyrockets, next thing you know you're in the suburbs. Everythings going fine until people start acting weird (weirder than usual suburbians). Next thing you know you're the only one whos not acting weird, it turns out... VAMPIRE-ROBOT-NAZI-ZOMBIES HAVE BEGUN THIER PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! one suburb at a time. Soon enough you'll be going around saying "one of us! one of us!"
I wish Chuck Norris was here to save us
Edit=DAMIT ALL i didnt mean to reply and you jumped my post and i thought mine was cooler :P
NO MORE TIM TAM. refer to older posts if your wish has anything to do with tim tam MY WORD IS LAW!!! :P
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Chuck Norris saves us all, but then with him being so American, he realized you were a communist and broke your bones by looking at you. You are now permanently paralyzed.
I wish I wished a wish earlier.
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Your wish comes true: http://www.worldofminecraft.com/node/752#comment-1583
I wish for a cup full of awesome.
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but by doing so you interrupted the space time continuum tearing a hole through our dimension to fabricate a disturbance in the force. Darth Vader wasn't very happy with this and decided to kill you!
I wish I owned the Death Star and the Luke Skywalker was dead!
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Here you go:
And you attempt to kill him like this, but you fail:
http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/skywalker.html
I WISH I WISH I WERE A FISH
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You are this fish:
http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Ugly%20Fish.jpg
I wish I were an admin on this server.
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But you got demoted within the first 5 mins for being a flaming homo.
I wish to apologies to UmmWat for my comment!
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You become admin, ban Triddin, and he then lashes out in anger, bans you, tracks you down, and mutilates your body after rape.
I wish Pi ended.
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Since two people wrote at simillar times. I'll grant both.
@moujave: Granted! but slowly it was too late as ummwat already built a robot that will assassinate you >:D
@IP: Granted! Just as it ended. The world ceased to exist and no one on earth survived >:D
I wish I could control people's minds >:D
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But you overused this skill and made everyone do everything for you, you never lifted a finger again causing you to get morbidly obese and dying in your poo stained bed from an early heart attack.
I wish i had a jar of jellybeans here at work which was electrified to keep moujave out.
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It also electrifies you, so now neither of you can get to the delicious goodness
I wish uni didn't cost as much
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It no longer costs as much as it does now.
IT COSTS 10 TIMES AS MUCH!!! =D
I wish I could have sets A, B, C, D of copic sketch markers X(
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But i lied so you get sad....
I WISH I COULD FLIEH!
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.. straight into an aeroplane.
I wish I was on that aeroplane.
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You were on that aeroplane and ozi flew right into one of the engines causing it to explode, by some crazy miracle you and a few others were able to find refuge on an island after the plane crashed into the Pacific, not only that but you found out you are able to walk again!!! After living on the island for sometime strange things begin to happen blah blah blah, in season 5 you are able to get home but find out you have to get everyone to go back to the island but you failed, because you're a failure and you decide to kill yourself but your friend busts in and stops you, because he wanted to do kill you himself for funzies. :/
I wish i was an oscar meyer wiener because then everyone would love me (oh and i'm full of rat poison but no one knows >:D)
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But then you get thrown away for being rotten.
I wish I could divide by 0.
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As you finally figure out how to divide by 0, a giant TimTam drops on you, destroying any knowledge of how to divide by 0.
I wish that i could be on minecraft longer and that this wish could NOT be screwed up (WHAT NOW? PWNED!!!!!)
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but it was opposite day. So you could onyl play for 5 minutes everyday and your wish came true (in opposite day)
I wish people would stop using paradoxal wishes =P
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Everyone doesn't know what to wish for and kills you. Two times.
I wish I wished for something.
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You wished for something but it never came, you got incontact with the wishBay seller and he said he shipped it 6 weeks ago. You find out he's lying and file a dispute but wishBay staff just say 'its out of their hands'.
I wish I owned wishBay.
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But it was too sweet, red angry ants started multiplying in your headquarters.
I wish I wished wish of wishing wishes wish...
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But you get flattened by the world's largest english dictionary before you can.
I wish the person who is about to corrupt my wish did corrupt my wish.
MUAHAHAH.
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Your wish came true!
I wish I didn't look so good in a thong.
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You become so ugly that you kill all of humanity, and then while wandering around, you find a tube of illegally buried plutonium, convulse for a little bit, and then die.
I wish i had an ipod touch.
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You have a broken iPod touch.
I wish I had a WORKING iPod touch, and nothing will go wrong.
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but you get so bored with it you throw it on the ground,knowing it will break,and it does.you get really mad and decide to buy a new one,but once you open the ipod touch it explodes.THE END OF YOUR IPOD TOUCH.
I WISH I DIDNT NEED TO BREATH!
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You don't need to breath anymore. Instead you ahve to drink water 24/7 so you recieve oxygen. You drank so much water your organs inflated and you die a slow painful death >:D
I wish I could buy Minecraft :D
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But it crashes on the buying screen, so you refresh it over and over, not realising that it's billing you over and over again.
What's worse is, your account gets hacked at the same time.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
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you now have an uncorruptable wish, but your fingers fall off and your are no longer able to type it into this forum.
I wish, by-golly, I could spread my wings and fly and taste the sweetest taste of freedom for my soul
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Whilst flying, military aircraft order you to descent your altitude, but for lack of radio receiving equipment, you did not hear, and subsequently get fired at. You dodge their missiles but get a shower of bullets coming at you. Whilst shot in the wing, you start to spiral, and crash into an ascending helicopter, cutting you into pieces, leaving your bones and splattered body parts for the scavenging predators below.
I wish I lived a gruesome death.
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You die from it.
I wish I nothing can kill me except myself, or if I make something kill me.
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Seeing as how you are immortal, you decide to fool around and play with chainsaws. You accidentally the chainsaw. 'Nuff sed.
I wish this thread was never started whilst I died from lack of redundant statements which are redundant.
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But then triddin started this thread again! :P
I wish i was the first German World of Minecraft Administrator
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But seeing as how I am also German, I usurp your place, e-laughing at you, never to be dethroned.
I wish I had sushi and stopped replying to every post.
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You now had sushi, but as it went into your stomach. The seafood turned into a worm that slowly ate through your intestine >:D. Also you now stopped replying to every post in this thread! But you now replied to every post in every thread in the forum >:D
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It blew up, so it can't lag anymore!
I wish that i had an unbreakable ipod touch, i was invincible, humanity could never end, and that the earth couldn't blow up.
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Granted, but you are not a human. Your race is exctinct and your planet is blown up. Welcome to space!
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Instead, you wish to download RAM and whilst searching for some, you end up downloading RAAM and who kills you with the kryll when you turn off the lights.
I wish I had some kryll that did not turn against me.
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You got some kryll and it didn't kill you, but it made you its slave.
I wish i didn't go to myers park ;-)
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You went to Central Park in NYC instead and was mugged by a cross-dressing person of unknown gender wearing terrible make-up.
I wish I had jalapeno-cheese-stuffed-baked mushrooms that are NON-HALLUCINATORY AND NON-POISONOUS.
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GRAN-TEDDDDD!
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She puked all over you!
I wish that i had an unbreakable ipod touch, i was invincible, humanity could never end, and that the earth couldn't blow up AND that i was human!
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But it was so pwnage that ur head a splode and u lost ur brain. Ur still alive, but u have the IQ of a cabbage. I wish I could be invincible, never bored, able to summon any object or thing i wanted, never go insane, never age and completely uninjurable. beat that, suckers!!!
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But it was too sweet, red angry ants multiplied all over Earth, they grew huge, and destroyed the world. You were left, floating in space, mad, lonely and sad. You're too mad, lonely and sad to think straight and end up losing all your powers somehow, and you die because you can't breathe. The end!
Alternatively, you keep living until you did everything you wanted to do in your life, but since you can't die and you have nothing to do, you stay alive forever until the sun explodes. And the rest is copied from the above:
You were left, floating in space, mad, lonely and sad. You're too mad, lonely and sad to think straight and end up losing all your powers somehow, and you die because you can't breathe. The end!
I wish I had the best computer ever, and it's indestructible.
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but it was so awesome, the screen and speakers exploded from the awesomeness and then u wanted to destroy it for insurance money to get a less dangerous computer but it didn't work and someone killed u to get ur computer which turned evil and decided to make terminator 3 in real life.
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Gawd, you make loads of wishes.
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Because of the powers of being the AUTHOR!!! Pwnd.
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Everyone now only makes reasonable single wishes. But after my wish(forthcoming), they will all suck and this thread - and you inexplicably - will slowly die.
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Unfortunately he was only half real and didn't have a brain, thus becoming a brain-eating zombie. I wish I wasn't awesome at all.
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You are now so Un-awesome that the government of every country disowns you and decides that the best thing is to have you sent into space. However none of them wanted to waste money sending a rocket up with you in it... so they decided the most inexpencive way to get rid of you was for you to fly into space yourself. They put you in a empty grain silo with only the top open untill you learn to fly (or alternatively starve to death).
I wish that I was God and that GOD was my friend and we created races together.
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zzz lag made me double post.
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He taught you powers, but then your powers grow so strong you become stonger than GOD! You become crazy and you couldn't control your powers, God has you thrown away into his dungeon, but you kill him. You enslave all of Earth and become immortal. Like I said before, you're crazy so you couldn't think straight and do crazy things and eventually end up killing all life on Earth.
I wish I had an edible, normal sized biscuit that won't turn into any strange mutation or giant monster that will eat everything, just a PLAIN, SIMPLE, EDIBLE, REGULAR BISCUIT.
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But i stab you shortly after you eat it.
I wish BxB just didnt wake up
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but BxB did wake up, earlier this time, and jumped on your bed while you were sleeping... eventually suffocating you in your blankets.
I wish I could crack a watermelon over the heads of World of Minecraft greifers
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The melon was so small, you can't even see it. :D
I wish I was as powerful as God, and NOTHING, I repeat NOTHING will go wrong and the author of the next comment doesn't have ANY powers AT ALL, EXCEPT for granting my wish, PLUS, NOTHING that's not related to the wish will happen.
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You are one tough cookie =P
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But to last forever you had to reply to everything unless it already had a reply so you were permanently enslaved and slowly began turning insane. Then you starved because you can't eat and reply so this thread ended and it created a paradox (E.G. divide by zero) which turned earth into space and space into earth, therefore killing the universe and reversing it. I wish nobody would stuff up this wish or make it opposite day.
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But it was opposite day when you wished for that, so it's ALWAYS opposite day and your wish gets stuffed up (not that I know what it means).
I wish it wasn't opposite day while I wish for this, and if it's opposite day, I wish it was opposite day while I don't wish for this.
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It magically turns from opposite day, to the inverse of opposite day. By wishing this wish, you have undone and/or inversely done those past wishes and broke the laws of physics, in which the Intergalactic AntiFun Police arrest you for breaking the law. You are now sentenced to Intergalactic Jail for 3 millenna and are soon to have fun in the disinfectant room with an alien called Grezbia of the Zygriyon Empire. He does things to you. You very soon get released after your "fun time" and are so mentally disturbed they send you to a mental asylum 342 parsecs away where you await the birth of your Zygriyonite child which you name Kyuorek. He then grows up to find that you were raped and thinking you don't love him, runs away from home, leaving you with no legal ties to the Zygriyon Empire, which pays your child support since Grezbia is jailed. You die from lonelyness and your child grows up to be a dental hygienist.
I wish I had the ability to corrupt others by touching them anywhere.
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but now your limbs were cut off and you lost your sense of touch. Unable to use your power >:D
I wish I was Superman!
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But you forgot about the kryptonite processing unit in your computer. You can guess the rest, right? I wish everything about this wish would stuff up.
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Your wish was stuffed up a donkey's butt. You went to go look for it and got trapped inside. Congrats!
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The pancakes were full of donkey poo, but you thought they were chocolate chips. You eat the pancake, and then die shortly afterwards.
I wish I couldn't be oppisite day ever again, that i was human, that humanity couldn't end, that i was invincible, and that nothing AT ALL could go wrong!
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You will never become opposite day again. However, your bad grasp on the English language has caused humanity to end.
I wish that I knew what I know now when I was younger.
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You realize as a child that you spend most of your days on the interwebz with us losers and never go out again. You apply yourself to a mental ward at the age of 9.
I WISH MY BOSS WERE AWESOME!
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Your boss were awesome (which means used to be awesome), but now he/she isn't anymore.
I wish no one would use bad grammar anymore and that it's NEVER opposite day and it's NOT opposite day while I wish for this, and if for some reason it is, I wish everyone started to use bad grammar and it's ALWAYS opposite day and it IS opposite day while I wish for this.
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No One, Everyone's brother, uses great grammar, but Everyone doesn't. They don't believe in opposite day.
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SYNTAX_ERROR plays correctly by pointing out the fact the others will continue to play incorrectly! =D
I WISH MY BOSS *IS* AWESOME!
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Your boss became awesome! but then (s)he died in a tragic accident and your boss was replaced, with an even worse one!
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but it tasted so bad, terrorists bombed everywhere (since pudding is easier to find than explosives) and everyone died from pudding poisoning. I wish everything would explode and I would die. E*rOr c7&&&ann00ot st st st kskd uff up........
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It did!
I wish i had an indestructible Ipod Touch, that it couldn't be opposite day ever again, that i was human, that
humanity couldn't end, that i was invincible, and that nothing AT ALL
could go wrong!
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Your Ipod touch is now invincible. Never again will there be an opposite day. You are human. Humanity will never end. You will always live, and nothing will ever go wrong. However, Google comes out with an MP3 player/PDA/super-phone/portable gaming device/food replicator and it costs one destroyed ipod touch. Seeing as how you can't destroy yours, you can't get one.
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Granted! but you became deaf, not being able to hear anymore, you went crazy :D
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The world is at peace because everyone's dead because of the Swine Flu.
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Swine Flu is just another type of flu that came along and is getting a lot of attention. It's not deadly.
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do you get your info?
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...it's less deadlier than the NORMAL flu.
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that the World of Minecraft hacks would work on my iMac...
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That's not entirely true, either! More children are dying from the swine flu then the normal flu. All that said, I'm not really worried about it. We're all gonna die at some point or another. Why not now?!
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More children are dying of swine flu because it is more easily spread because of its unnoticed symptoms. The regular human flu has more symptoms and indicators. That being said, there is truth in saying more people die of the regular flu than swine flu. People get treated for regular flu because of known symptoms, people get treated later for swine flu because of less known/visible symptoms. The newly born and nearly dead are always susceptible to infections, and those near those extremes as well.</intellectual></knowledge><thread>But then he claims you have WMDs and tortures you till death.
I wish Horst Köhler would be Bundespräsident for 10 more years.
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back to the wishes???
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He will be president for ten more years. However, after being taken by the dark side in year 8, he changes German law and proclaims himself "Supreme Chancellor." This allows him to retain power forever. He then resumes Hitler's war on Jews and the world blames YOU for making your wish. There's some discussion involving wood, ducks, and false noses and you're accused of being a witch and you're burned alive.
I wish I was Roland Deschain of Gilead
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but then you died by choking on jello..
I wish minecraft hacks worked on mac
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but now Minecraft doesn't work on macs.
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but then went on an mcdonalds eating spree and gained 900 pounds
I wish I had a laptop
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You order a laptop and it gets stolen.
I wish I could /rollback babies.
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since idk wthell that means I'm saying this... karma comes back and bites u in the ass and you fall down a flight of 9 million stairs leaving you horribly disfigured and almost
dead... then u get stabbed in the eye by a poodle
I wish my town had something to do...
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Your town is now full or crips! Your new thing to do is cower as they drive by your house.
I wish that nothing as a result (or any extended result) of this wish would happen. Making it (via aspect of my wish) like i never posted in this thread.
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congrats! nothing happened! therefore you became didn't explode and nothing happened. therefore causing everyone to be bored. but that can't happen. which creates a paradox. which can't happen either. so the universe is stuck between listening to ur wish or exploding because of the paradox. but then that can't happen either. damn, u broke the universe. but of course that can't happen. see my point yet?
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but the cake was a lie!!! its really a deadly nerve gas and it killed u in 4 seconds
i wish i could start a fire in a wood burning stove....
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but it burnt ur house down. U forgot my wish! urs didn't involve cake! therefore it wasn't deadly nerve gas and it didn't kill me in 4 seconds. I wish everybody would mention cake for the rest of this page.
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I gave you a 20 pound cake And you ate it all!!! but I forgot to tell you that it was really c4 (plastic explosives) and I blew you up :)
I wish I could think of another wish to make
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But you wished you would live. You DO live, but you now have IBS, and that really sucks. Sorry :(
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The computer is at the top of the line, but the line is so high, nobody can reach it! You push the line over, and the computer falls off and breaks into five million pieces! It was the best computer in the world, and nobody knew how to fix it! Lol :D
I wish that the cake wasn't a lie, and it wasn't made of all that weird stuff!
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but the cake gave you horrible diarrhea and you died of dehydration
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But since you didn't wish for anything, you die a horrible and bloody death.
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Everyone knew the rules, but nobody cared about them! :D
I wish I had PLAIN REGULAR ice cream that will NOT EAT ME UP OR DESTROY THE WORLD AND NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN AT ALL AND THE GUY UNDER ME WILL GRANT WHAT I WANT, NOT WHAT HE WANTS! ((8D)
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but a fat kid came out of nowhere and air you cuz u had icecream
I wish I had better grades
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You have better grades because you decided to cheat. You get caught cheating and get expelled.
I wish i had a indestructible ipod touch that could break only if it is needed to pay for a better mp3 player, that the world could never end, that humanity could never end, and that the guy who grants my wish grants it WITHOUT screwing it up and if he screws it up that he dies!!!!!!
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but u forgot to mention cake, therefore ur ipod touch turned into a cake. but u ate it and nothing happened. but i didn't stuff up ur wish, so i'm not dead. I WISH EVERYONE WOULD LISTEN TO MY DAMN WISHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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but no one cares enough to listen
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u didn't make a wish! therefore, there was nothing to stop u from being hit by a bus. which got hit by a train. which got hit by a helicopter. which got hit by a plane. which contained ur mum. therefore, everyone in a vehicle nearby (plus u) got killed painfully. i wish i had a cake which wasn't deadly and nobody except me knew about it. also, because u read this, unless ur me (which u probably aren't) u will have ur mind erased and forget this wish.
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You didn't make a wish, so you die from an exploding cake.
I wish i had a indestructible ipod touch that could break only if it is
needed to pay for a better mp3 player, that the world could never end,
that humanity could never end, that the cake COULDN'T EVER be a lie, and that the guy who grants my wish
grants it WITHOUT screwing it up and if he screws it up that he
dies!!!!!!!
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Granted! you became deaf, dumb and blind. I didn't screw up your wish but rather screw yourself up >:D
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the cake was never a lie, you just didn't know that it contained a deadly nerve gas and it killed u in 4 seconds after you cut into it...
I wish I could remember to make wishes...
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u now remember to make wishes. unfortunately, u made a crap wish and got killed. i wish someone would listen to my last wish.
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but no one cares
i wish for a cheeseburger
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But i ate it.
I wish someone would listen to slowpoke152's wish
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but it was ice cream cake and I stole it
I now wish I hadn't drank all that dr pepper...
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but then u died of dehydration. i wish ppl would utilize and care about my wishes.
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They cared so much that humanity ended because they only payed attention to your wishes.
I wish i had a indestructible ipod touch that could break only if it is
needed to pay for a better mp3 player, that the world could never end, that i could not be changed or harmed in any way, shape, or form,
that humanity could never end, that the cake COULDN'T EVER be a lie, and that the guy who grants my wish
grants it WITHOUT screwing it up and if he screws it up that he
dies!!!!!!!
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But since you kept wishing for the exact same thing, you got banned from the forums for spam.
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because the Chicago bears win!!!
I wish DA BEARS kick ass today
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Wild bears (the animals) kicked asses (literally) and everyone died.
I wish I stole that ice cream cake, not cc_skippy, and no random fat guys will come out of nowhere and squish me.
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no fat guys squished you, they jumped from there cargo vans and ATE you
i wish DA BEARS (Chicago football team) won and goes onto the superbowl and wins
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but since i'm australian i have no idea wat ur talking about! therefore *insert other team here*'s fans rioted and killed u.
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Granted
But... You don't get to eat it. You have to watch your friends eat it in front of you.
I wish I had a million dollars.
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You stole a million dollars successfully!!! However, the police had you arreasted sadly.
I wish I knew what I'm "ummwat"-ing at.
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ur ummwating at ur wish! therefore, since u could've worked that one out urself, u wasted a wish!
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but you don't get to see it.
I wish i was a builder.
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granted, but you get demoted immediately for wishing for it.
I wish my avatar would update.
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you went to the ghetto instead and got shot
I wish that te Chicago bears (football team) was better
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But since you keep wishing about the same topic, you get flattened by a giant goomba and die.
I wish...
...whatever.
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since you didn't wish for anything some random hobo beats you to death with a stick...
I wish that I didn't make that last wish and would have made a diff wish...
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but a time rift opens and pulls you into a universe where minecraft does not exist!
I wish i had better imagination that allowed me to make awesome stuff of minecraft so i can get promotion so i can get fills!
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You built something epic and were properly promoted to Arch. Your first fill was an accidental fail-fill and the execs promptly spec'd you.
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"enc, but I am going to go kill myself; Goodbye."
I wish oredds would come back D=
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Oredds came back, but he wouldn't play Minecraft.
I wish the World of Minecraft client would work on my secondary computer.
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but when you went to get on it, it had a PAC man virus and your computer blew up... which was next to your water heater at the time which caused your house to blow up
I wish that the pulled pork was done...
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The pork is now done, but it the meanwhile it has also come to life and does not like the look of your face and rearranges it with a bit of pipe.
I wish my new computer form ebay would hurry up and arrive!
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but when you turn it and it catches fire
I wish I had more pretzels
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The pretzels were as small as molecules!!!
I wish I had made a wish earlier.
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but this wish sucks so my cat rips out your throat
I wish I had my learners permit to drive
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Then you die.
I wish people didn't make lame short comebacks to wishes like the one i just made
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but then people start thinking of lame long comebacks that take way too long to read and make little or no sense and contane horrible speling and gramatical mistakes like run-on sentences and improper, comma usage and capital lEtters that are misplaced and : colons that come: out of nowhere! and improper uses of exclamation points and overuses of the the word "and" and "but" but but but but somehow make the comeback seem silly and contradictatorial insanely intelligent at the same time and use words that don't exist (but should exist) and they also end their sentences abruptly with no sense of a conclusion or
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Instead of a lame short comeback, I'm just going to say you fail. Because you do. That is corruption in itself.
I wish I had a small pet rock.
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You go back to playing runescape.
I wish (and hope) people got that reference.
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but runescape sucks and your computer blows up from thr shear stupidity of that game
I wish I had call of duty modern warfare 2
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you have testicular cancer
I wish I had a brand new car. So far, I got this hatchback and everywhere I go, yo, I gets laughed at and when I'm in my car I'm laid back. I got an 8 track and a spare tire in the backseat but that's flat
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but then you crash it into a xmas tree
i wish my dog would stop wanting to go out....
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It pees all over your computer and house.
I wish I was a 0.
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You're a 0. But I divided by you and explodified the universe. My bad :(
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but you are now blind and deaf
I wish people wouldn't obsesse over twilight
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A flaming glowstick falls out of nowhere and into your hand!
Your hand burns shortly after.
I wish I actually knew what is love (not the song).
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You now know that love is the emotion your soul feels when it realizes that you could not, nor would ever want to, live without another person or thing. Shortly before your 51st birthday, you realize that you have never felt this way. Feeling tremendously depressed and worthless, you hang yourself and die a fat, ugly virgin. What you failed to realize, however, is that shortly after your neck snaps and your bowels empty upon the dirty floor of your lonely 1 bedroom apartment, your slightly younger and beautiful next door neighbor finally wrangled the courage to tell you that she loved you and was approaching your door. She thought she heard a slight crack from inside your apartment so she forced open your door and rushed inside calling your name. She reaches your still and dead body and begins to cry. But when she goes to reach out to touch your face, she trips on your feces, lands awkwardly on her neck, and dies.
I wish I had won at the casino tonight
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but you blew the money you won on drugs
I wish glee never existed
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U were never happy again! go to http://www.google.com.au/search?rlz=1C1CHNH_enAU328AU328&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=define:+glee if u want to know y.
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but the government takes away you tv, computer, and any and all game systems and you can never ever buy another one again
I wish I had nachos
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But it contained deadly nerve gas and it killed u in 4 seconds. I SAID I CAN PLAY IT FOREVER!!!! THIS INCLUDES NOT HAVING THE GOVERNMENT TAKE MY COMPUTER AWAY!!! ALSO, I WISH I HAD DECIDED TO PRESS CAPS LOCK INSTEAD OF JUST HOLDING SHIFT. Anyway, I wish I knew wat that deadly nerve gas killing u in 4 seconds thing was about.
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you decided to watch all the spriggs episodes on YouTube and died laughing...
I wish more people would watch spriggs
ps-I'm serious, go watch spriggs on YouTube, find the one by machinima cuz they are the best
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But since I granted your wish, I decided not to watch it, somehow affecting the wish, then soon, nobody watched it anymore.
I wish I will wish a wish about wishing wishes for wishing a wishing wish, and that a giant english dictionary won't randomly appear out of nowhere and flatten me.
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no English dictionary crushes you but since you said wish way to many times you violently blew up
I wish that people would listen to me....
ps- no internetz for u!!!
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Same thing happens as before! :D
P.S. The internets are for measuring how awesome you are. This is my first day.
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can you tell me if my sig works or not? if your on windows it should say windows
2. since you didn't wish for anything it doesn't matter how awesome u r or how many internetz u have, u fail at life and get mauled to death by a bunny rabbit...
I wish I knew if my sig worked
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It works, but in a strange turn of events gets deleted and is unseeable(yarly).
I wish misery hated company.
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but you decided to see him and see if he was alive and he beats you to death with a paper towel
I wish my bio teacher would go far far away
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Sadly, far away is mars. He colonizes the planet, and wipes out earth.
I wish.
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He made you gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).
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he is no longer a douche... he just seeks you out and kills you with an airport express base station (apple's tiny wifi router)
I wish my bio teacher didn't sound like a broken gas line...
here's an example... "pollution can affect the air, ssssssssssssoil, and water when humanssssss introdussssse polluntantsssss into the biossssphere"
ps- I'm dead serious about this and it's a she... if u could call "her" that
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except now he speaks in vietemies
I wish i discovered this thread sooner because its teh awesome
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You discovered it before World of Minecraft was created.
B^U
I wish I wished for something earlier and that I won't get mauled by something again.
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But you wished you were bitten by a vampire, an you are, congratulations, the sun is your mortal enemy
I wish i could learn everything with the snap of a finger and that my mind wont explode from it. >:D
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but your fingers fall off.
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but its a suitcase full of fake money
I wish the next person who replies here gets a cookie
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but I eat a cinamon roll instead
I wish these cinimon rolls were a little softer...
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You now have a puraid Cinnamon roll that you must drink instead of eat.
i wish my dad would shut the **** up about my room
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But now he whines about your computer usage.
Auz omwfkuzlw, auz zswllw waf m'flwjfwzewf.
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No idea what you just said, so:
Mmrfgtbl janstractaurunmmfgbtlptryl.
I wish I had a puppy.
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But your puppy hates you and bites you. The bite gets severely infected and your arm gets amputated. After realizing that your puppy bit you on your leg, the doctors apologize for their folly and amputate your leg too.
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but the. you drop out of school do to lack of money
I wish my highschool blew up tomorro with no1 in it
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You should probably stay in school. Perhaps an english tutor could help?
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the only problem is police find out your the one that blew it up, and take you too custedy for life
I wish ummwat was an admin
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but he uses /say WAY too much and gets perma-silenced and demoted.
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but your study work got burned
i wish i have a MILLIARD COOKIES
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You get your cookies, eat them, and then get so obese that you cannot do anything anymore.
I wish i would get 40$ for 2 weeks instead of 20$
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but someone steals your identity and you lose all your money
I wish my dog didn't just jump on me...
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Instead, he bit you in... let's just say he bit you in places. You died because of a lot of things.
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I'm wrong about you. but am right when I say, "The world will be destroyed by space lasers on New Years Eve."
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the world will no longer be destroyed by space lasers on New Year's, instead, it happens on Christmas, 2012 :D I wish I can be a more active player
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U were an idiot who thought the world would end. Just like 2012. Which is NOT the end of the world. U therefore wasted ur wish. I wish everyone on Earth was atheist like me. And they would never turn into theists. EVER!
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I thought I posted first! No fair! I'm telling on you! Or, something childish like that. Also, whoever told me to watch Spriggs, congrats, there awesome. If you've never heard of Spriggs, it's a halo 3 machima. Watch or die. Watch and die (of deadly neurotoxins, cake, and laughter)
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it was me who told u to watch spriggs... epic movie rite?
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You spot a big whale wash up on the shore and eat you
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but since you wanted someone to ruin your wish no one ruins your wish and nothing bad happens...
i wish i knew how to write computer stuff like triddin
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But your programming becomes alive and kills everyone. Yay atheism! I wish twilight would completely die! Even if I must sacrifice myself to do it. TWILIGHT MUST DIE!!! And religion! And smoking! And drunk people! And people who bash random people for no reason! But i'll wish for those later.
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..But twilight not only dies, so does all the entertainment with it. That means XBox, PS3, all movies, TV, everything. Gone. Mwahaa.. Mwahahahahha... *evil laugh*
I wish that I had a spork that did all my cleaniing for me, perfectly and I could program just what I want into it.
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Unfortunately, there is a mishap when you program it, and while your distracted on mine craft, you put in "Rip off my face" Instead of "clean off the plates".
I wish 2+2=5
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2+2 now equals 5. However, this leads to the following mathematical proof:
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You forget math completely. therefor your equation above is utterly pointeless!
i wish my little brother would shut it for all eturnity.
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He couldn't talk. You were so guilty you commited suicide, howver after you suicide, he starts talking again and he was kidding all along. Now HE becomes guilty and suicides. Your parents were so sad they commited suicide. You parents' parents also suicided because of the same reason. Eventually, everyone in your family dies. :U
I wish Pavelo didn't wish that wish because I don't want Somenoob to ruin his wish he wished for.
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but because he didnt have a wish u didnt have a wish so u killed urself
I wish my appeal was granted!
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It was, but u were rebanned, plus World of Minecraft got revenge by putting a command in the hax to make u autobanned by any OP who uses the World of Minecraft hax (AKA everyone) without using /ban or /ipban or /something. I wish GLaDOS gave everyone cake at the end of portal : )
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everyone gets the cake, and dies because the cake was poisend by a deadly nerotoxin.
I wish I were Gorden Freeman with all of his stuff (skills with the crowbar, his suit.weapons)
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Since you wished for Gorden Freeman, and not Gordon Freeman, you die.
I wish that nobody will ruin this wish.
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your wish is not ruined, but your sentence about Gordon freeman is corrupted instead, which is good news for me because i am Gordon freeman now.
I wish the next wish is my wish.
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however, your only wish accedentaly happens to be to lose all your gordon freeman-ness. I wished i had something to read that i haven't allready read before!
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you have no life now and you get launched into space and blow up
I wish I had more tea
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But because this thread sucks now, no one notices
I wish this thread would be good again.
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butthis thread gets spanned by some random hacker
I wish I had $99,999
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But because we have to truncate the number for currency, $99,999 turns into $99,99($99.99 for non Europeans), and because of worldly inflation, nothing costs below $120,00. Bread costs $121,99 and you die from factual references.
I wish I had MC bought for me at €1
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but since €1 is about $1.50 and nthig is lower than $120 aka €81ish, I think... you also die because thecreator of mc kills you with your lack of money...
I was I was Russian
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Granted. Your contry experiences a massacre at one of their airports and discovers an american corpse. You then take up in arms and invade America, only to get shot by some guy who heals his wounds by curling up in a corner and crying everytime he gets shot.
I wish uni lectures weren't so boring.
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but then they become fun and you die of excitement...
I wish apple would make bootcamp support windows 7 on 10.5 and not 10.6
ps- did u get that from modern warfare 2???
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But it fails to emulate because all existing copies of Bootcamp exploded since Vista is horrible.
I wish I had Windows XP.
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But ur computer.... see spoiler below................................................................... i wish everyone would realise i don't care if the cake is a deadly neurotoxin, or a lie, it still tastes good. also, at least i killed twilight : )
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ur computer exploded, but u could've guessed anyway
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the cake doesn't contain a deadly nerotoxin and it isn't a lie... but now cake with out sometype of milk ingredient is illegal and you very suddenly are now lactose intolerant
I wish I had a WORKING xbox 360
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it works so well that you get drawn into it like a fly too suger. you get so close too the TV that your eyes burn off, rendering you blind And making you the worst rated player of all time.
I wish the guy with the squirrel pic was not so obsessed about cake.
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but everyone wishes that and he becomes even more annoying.
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But I don't care because I live in Canada and Thanksgiving is in October here.
I wish this didn't happen.
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you computer didn't explode(?) but got the PAC man virus and it fought fire and your house burned down
I wish that people would quit wishing for cake
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I now talk about Halo too much (yes, I said I). I wish Somenoob (proper noun, not just noun) would be unlazy enough to check the name RIGHT NEXT TO MY BLUE GOAT-PARROT-SQUIRREL-THING!!!
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but I hate halo so ur thingy fails epically
I wish I had modern warfare 2
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But I debated closing this thread since no one plays the game right
I wish for a fish guitar like IP's
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but it was too sweet and red angry ants started multiplying in your leopard-print speedos.
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He eased off a cliff, and you got hanged, beheaded, burned electrocuted, and hit with a warthog. (from halo!) I wish I knew what Pavelo's signature and avatar were about and that they were replaced with covenant elites. Also, I wish my other wish just then involved halo.
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but there are a bunch of immature 5 year olds that scream into there mic's and halo is now only single player
I wish my ipt battery lasted longer
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It lasts longer...five Seconds longer.
I wish slowpoke would see that i could give less of a care.
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but he doesn't honestly care what you care about
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but they will follow you around and eat everything in attempts to show that they understand
i wish i could think of a fool-proof wish
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but you think so hard that your brain turns to jelly and dribbles out your ear
I wish I could fall asleep
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but you think so hard that your brain turns to jelly and dribbles out your ear
I wish I could fall asleep
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But then you never wake up.
I wish Pavelo would ease off me for not easing off others.
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he now says im sorry every 5 seconds too you just to show how sorry he is (and that can get annoying)
I wish this wish was corrupted by ants.
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but the ants were too sweet, angry red ants carried the sweet ants away and ate them.
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You live so long you rot and your bones desintegrate exept for your head so you live till the end of the universe and before that you get crushed and you are the only head living long enough to see the end of the universe.
I wish I had everything and Nothing could happen that was bad to me and if one did,It could not do anything
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But you lived way to long and everything desintegrated exept you and you rotted and your bones decintegrated and you llived untill the end of the universe and the only one able to see it.
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you failed to make a wish so my 10lb dog rips out your throat
I wish I could eat chocolate
WoM Coins: 6963
but it was too sweet, red angry ants started multiplying in your red underwear.
I wish i was Batman!