#World of Minecraft 15:13 AEST

[15:13]  <Saer> well
[15:13]  <Saer> i will do some standup comedy
[15:13]  * Saer walks on stage
[15:13]  <Aris> lol
[15:13]  * supaleetkilla (supaleetki@cpe-98-149-222-211.bak.res.rr.com) has joined #wom
[15:13]  * Saer has a smile on and gets to the mic
[15:13]  <Saer> Hey everybody, my name is Saer
[15:13]  <supaleetkilla> sup
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[15:14]  <Aris> Sup =P
[15:14]  <Saer> I am a rocket scientist, i have experience in the nuclear field, have a PHD in Physics and Physical Science, and experience as a lawyer, congressman, judge and vice president.
[15:15]  <Saer> Now, how you all doing tonight?
[15:15]  <Saer> Uhh
[15:15]  <Saer> So, today is tuesdays, dang i hate tuesdays
[15:15]  <Aris> *corny joke drums plays*
[15:15]  <Aris> lol j/k
[15:15]  <Saer> you know how everyone hates mondays
[15:15]  <Saer> I ask a guy, "hey, what is your most hated day of the week", the guy says "monday"
[15:16]  <Saer> then i say, "today is monday" he says, "**** you"
[15:16]  <Saer> I hate tuesdays, since ever since i was a little kid i never had any fun
[15:16]  <Saer> I asked my mom, "mommy! can i have fun?"
[15:16]  <Saer> she says, "no, because it is tuesday"
[15:17]  <Saer> you see she worked every tuesday, so i couldnt do anything, and we had a babysitter every tuesday too
[15:17]  <Saer> Now, I see hwy they call it a baby sitter, since mine sat and watched tv instead of watching us
[15:18]  <Saer> Anyway, my favorite day of the week is thursday
[15:18]  <Saer> everyone always says friday or saturday
[15:18]  <Saer> i like thursday to be different.
[15:18]  <Saer> And also, my friends like thursday too
[15:19]  <Saer> You see, one day, my friends were sitting at this lunch table
[15:19]  <Aris> Oh wow, sorry I missed everything D:
[15:19]  <Aris> Too busy reminiscing in the museums lol
[15:19]  <Saer> and we were all talking, and as a joke, my friend was saying to me, "hey baby, want to meet in the bathroom in 5 minutes" note that i am a guy, and that it was wednesday, he is also not gay nor am I.
[15:20]  <Saer> so, i just said, "Only on thursdays."
[15:20]  <Saer> the next day, he said, "alright lets get it on!" and thus free thursdays began
[15:20]  <Saer> we call it "Free Day" because you are free to do w/e you want
[15:20]  <Saer> most of my friends are guys in lunch
[15:21]  <Saer> so we are trying to get girls in on the freedom
[15:21]  <Aris> lol
[15:21]  <Saer> if you get what i mean
[15:21]  <Saer> It is sorta difficult saying what free day is
[15:21]  <Saer> so, when someone asks what free day is, someone just goes and grabs the person's chest
[15:21]  <Saer> now, when someone needs to explain this to a girl, it is sorta difficult
[15:22]  <Saer> cuz if you do that, you gonna get slapped xD
[15:22]  <Saer> so we just kept saying, "EVERYTHING is free, no limits!"
[15:22]  <Saer> in the end, someone still got slapped
[15:23]  <Saer> umm
[15:23]  <Saer> yeah thanks for having me tonight
[15:23]  <Saer> you guys can catch me on on free day
[15:23]  <Saer> be sure to tip your admins
[15:23]  * Saer walks off the stage
[15:23]  <Saer> was i talking to myself for all that?
[15:48]  * Saer has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

Don't miss Saer when he performs again next free day!