Saw this and thought it was hilarious. I figured I'd share it. XD

10 Facts about TheBlackBeltPanda

1. TheBlackBeltPanda got his scar during the "Battle of the Egg" in '85.  He was also born with it.
2. The creeper on his back is not a tattoo.  He once swallowed a creeper whole and as it expanded, it left an imprint on his back.  The creeper never exploded.  It is rumored that TheBlackBeltPanda can blow at any moment.
3. TheBlackBeltPanda was born in the Asian Jungle Biome.  One day TheBlackBeltPanda became homesick and, with his bare hands, squeezed the biome down small enough to fit in his pocket.  This biome has never been found because TheBlackBeltPanda always carries it with him.
4. TheBlackBeltPanda fears no mob.  There is no mob that DOESN'T fear TheBlackBeltPanda.
5. TheBlackBeltPanda once created a crater biome.  When he drop-kicked an enderman.
6. Chuck Norris tells TheBlackBeltPanda jokes.
7. TheBlackBeltPanda always uses "=)" and "=D" because if he doesn't smile, his peircing gaze would cause mobs (and players) to spontaneously combust.
8. TheBlackBeltPanda is not a human speaking for a Minecraft character, but rather a Minecraft Character using a human to speak for him.
9. Minecraft ravines are the direct result of TheBlackBeltPanda sneezing.
10. The Ender Dragon is known to TheBlackBeltPanda as Fluffy.  TheBlackBeltPanda has taught Fluffy several tricks.  Like how to devour other players.

Haven't heard of TheBlackBeltPanda?  Check it out: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBlackBeltPanda