I have re-downloaded it 4x and cannot get it to work. 

What is happening is I open the exe file and get the login screen, after putting my info in I log in and get the servers (I am not sure if it is cached), then I get on a server and wait on a black screen while waiting for the familiar dirt screen where it loads the server, but while waiting for that to happen either World of Minecraft client or Java seems to crash and load me from the black screen to a blank unresponsive one. 

I don't know the source to this problem. Unless java has came out with a new update, then I don't know why it does not work.

I don't want the usual generic answers of re-downloading like 5 million times (extreme exaggeration), restart the computer, or recheck java version. I am not that stupid I know a computer.

Sorry didn't know how small to make it. Amateur photoshopping lolz