i would make it hollow so i can enter then block of the entrance and surround my self in strawberry filling (remember be creative!)
I would either throw it at a cow, or eat it. or id lure mobs into a trap
I would just stare at it for days.
Experiment with it... which means put it into an admin's face and see what happens.
I'd kill a slime, eat the insides of the pie, squish the slime's remains in the empty pie and seal it up again. Then give it to someone.
The pie. I toss it into the sky like it's pizza. I flatten the pie. I put it into an oven that is hot as 400F. Let the pie burn into a crisp one. Take it out of the oven. Scrap off the burnt parts. Repeat.
epic face epic face epic face jizz in my pa... oh i mean pie
I'd punch the pie to a pulp and make pie paper, to make pie books, then to pie shelves. ;)
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I'd hire a pig to steal a pie, then throw it into water, and let the water meet lava, and see what happens :D (obsidi-pie?)
If i crafted it, it would probably corrupt my game in the process and my mind would melt.
If i built it by hand it, meh.
I would explode it! >:D
I would dress it up as a small dog so then my pet Wombat could beat it up, then eat it's face... Then I'd ill the Wombat and eat it. So, I could just EAT the pie... but thats no fun to just liek get a fork and eat it. I wouldn't eat a wombat tho. Wombats are American's best friends!
I would fill it with uber charged tnt and then give it to someone.
eat teh insides, stuff it with creeper skins and rottyen fles and slimes, then give it to a freind and watch him eat it
*trollface*
*WARNING THIS WILL BE TOO EXTREME FOR MORTALS*
STEP 1. Go into the firey kitchen of DEAAATH
STEP 2. Past fight everything that gets in your path in the KITCHEN
STEP 3. Get to the dark overlord fork and spoon!
STEP 4. Tame them with your lightning SWOOORD!
STEP 5. Hold the overlord fork and spoon so they can't escape...
STEP 6. Race back to the pie (which is the cause of global warming)
STEP 7. Harness the fork and knives power to destroy the PIEEE.
STEP 8. Once that is done....you stuff the pie's remains into your mouth!
STEP 9. MWUAHAHAHA
Warning: This step by step instructions can not be held responsible for you being dead, hypnotized and then trying to find your lost ant, crying, or even global warming. Thank you trying out this instruction system.
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first get to the outside kitchen that is situated quite scenically on the balcony of the tower of sauron where flying spirits can breathe fire onto the meal. then use the souls of 10 000 condemned to stoke the fires of hell. then mix the dough of destiny and the other indgredients of the dark overlords of curshah. then use the power of cthulu to bake the pie (remember, for best results, your stove has to be the volcano of sauron. then devour the pie with the hunger of a thousand dying suns and enjoy your truly epic pie.
warning: if your pie casuses you to die remember: you just werent epic enough.
To get the pie, you eat a magic pickle and scream "I like waffles!", you then fly to the magical mountain of apples, grab the donkey's eyelash and yell "I'm a crocodile!" which wakes up the flying pancake. After waking up the flying pancake, you shove a rainbow fart into the pancake, and everything explodes into a magical explosion of butterflies and rainbows, resulting in the pie.
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I would throw it in a creeper's face