I am now imagining using that skin to call in a missing person report: 

name: filotei1

gender: ?

description: 2 blocks tall with black flattop, brown nose, black eyes, and black bar thing below mouth. Has a very square jawline. Has no eyebrows, likes to use their hair for that instead. You will know you are on the right track if you are following square footprints. 

last know location: Unknown, could have warped anywhere, might even be hiding/trapped in the nether. The nether? Well, it's like hell and you get there through a portal. Portal? Is like an obsidian door that you... You know what, if you are asking that it's probably better to look around here and leave that place for me to search.

Click...hello? Damnit that's the third police department to hang up on me today.