I posted it in the support section because PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THIS
If they're to play on World of Minecraft they MUST know the difference between metal genres.
Yeah. That's right.
Surely this is an essential uhhh.. part.. of.. World of Minecraft..
So.. people must know.
YEAH! : D

At least, i WAS going to. but then common sense *gasp* came over me.

* POWER METAL

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and f***s her.

* HEAVY METAL

The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and f***s the princess.

* FOLK METAL

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep
(because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the
princess.

* VIKING METAL

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty
axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals
her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f***s the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL

The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in
a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy
knight, f***s the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.

* GORE METAL

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front
of the castle, f***s the princess and kills her. Then he f***s the dead
body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he f***s the
carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f***s it for the last
time.

* DOOM METAL

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he
could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The
dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the
sad story.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes.
The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the
princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes
he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes
looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

* GLAM METAL

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and
lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the
castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* NU METAL

The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight
the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch
fire.

Note: TAKEN FROM http://www.metalstorm.net/forum/topic.php?topic_id=10190 NONE OF IT IS MINE.

Relevant comments made by viewers:

Fun Post, but what about "gothic metal" ?
= The protaganist woulnd't want to save the conformist princess.

*Stoner Metal

The Protagonist arrives hours late stoned out of his mind, smokes with
the dragon, and they both forget about the princess and search for
food.

* FUNERAL DOOM METAL

The protagonist arrival takes hundred years, finally the protagonist arrives,

the princess and the dragon are both dead and gone, it would take the protagonist another hundred years to realize this.

*DRONE METAL

The protagonist takes several months to arrive. Once he finally arrives
he plays a note so low that the dragon sh*ts himself to death, sadly
the princess does also.

*AVANTGARDE DEATH METAL

The protagonist arrives, rapes the dragon to death and saves the
princess, only to rape her to death with a trombone while wearing the
dragon's face as a mask

*RAP CORE\RAP METAL

The protagonist arrives with his red car, he says: "lets rollin baby",
then he kill the dragon with his baseball stick, f***s the princess
"hardcore style" after sex, he cries on her lap.

Note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA&feature=channel_video_title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi6Ddd6eRqM&feature=player_embedded#at=333
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l_HG7591G0&feature=player_embedded
These are not Metal.