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Yenwood (plural) is one of the main staff persons found on World of Minecraft. Not to be confused with Nolz, Yenwood isn't anything like him.
According to the internet, Yenwood's image represents a confused cat. This may apply to the fact that his title is "Staff Memember", for the cat is puzzled about this completely absurd discrepancy.
This is an accurate representaion of Yenwood.
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Yenwood can be many things at once, but he isn't one of the following things:

1. Spongebob Squarepants

Yenwood isn't Spongebob Squarepants. Although he is fair and square, Yenwood lacks holes in his body, thus rendering the image of being Spongebob Squarepants completely invalid.

2. Yenwood

Yenwood isn't Yenwood. Yenwood may also not be Yenwood, but he definitely is Yenwood. But not Yenwood.

3. A MSI GTX 970 GAMING 4G card

Yenwood has trouble calculating high-end 3d vertex voxeltated lighting graphics, because he's still using SlackyDOS_ 3.1.

4. This

Yenwood does not know what this thing actually is. So if he were one, he would have trouble remembering who he was, and would eventually explode because of proper lack of self-knowledge.

5. A dragon

Yenwood isn't a dragon. Even though dragons are majestic creatures like him, Yenwood cannot breathe fire. Yenwood also isn't a wyvern.

6. MrSnowGlobe

Yenwood isn't MrSnowGlobe. Snowglobes are fragile, but unlike snowglobes, Yenwood is as strong as a Nokia 3310.

7. A Nokia 3310

Yenwood isn't a Nokia 3310, because he does not recieve phone calls. Plus he doesn't know anything about the game Snake.

8. CookieDestroyer's comment

Yenwood can't be CookieDestroyer's comment, because Yenwood cannot compute the fancy image shown in the comment.

I hope I've cleared any confusion about Yenwood. He also isn't a shark. The last time I've checked, I didn't see any sharks. Or Yenwoods. I would love to place a picture of a shark here, but unfortunately Yenwood cannot count to 9. Or 10. Or 642.