So obviously we'll need some suggestions and feedback on Slacky's response in order to improve him.
Currently, I'm mainly in a need of suggestions for jokes, puns or other responses for the "tell me a joke" command. Obviously, the jokes need to respect the chat rules of the server. They also need to be short (to prevent Slacky from writing an entire wall of text when someone issues the command), and they must not be offensive in any way whatsoever. That includes no jokes about someone's race, gender, nationality, etc. References to games, movies, books, anime, TV series or other things are recommended.
Of course, suggestions for other commands are also welcome. If the command triggers by a commonly used word, I will reduce the chance of that command triggering. (Like how Slacky currently only answers to "Potato" 25% of the time.)
If there is any existing message that is offensive or mean to you in any way, post the complete response along with a valid reason in this thread (or send them to me in a PM if that makes you feel any better).
Bugs related to Slacky (i.e. Slacky not triggering while it should, triggering when it shouldn't, spamming by itself, writing a lot of odd characters when he should be typing characters such as an apostrophe or other weird behaviour.) should be directed towards Yenwood.
Feedback is also appriciated, obviously!
-The World of Minecraft Staff Team. (Well, its mainly me and Yenwood that manage Slacky, but we need to look professional, y'know?)
Also, be aware slacky can respond to commands. /slacky is his command.
Someone took a tumble from a great height yesterday & Slacky came back with "Well that must have hurt".
It's so cold out, I saw a gangsta pull his pants up.
No!
slacky should say Rest in peace in peace
I went to the doctor yesterday, and all he did was suck blood out of my neck. DO NOT go see Doctor Acula!
If you jump out of a 14th floor of a hotel trying to kill yourself, you will die earlier. --(That one is sorta hard to get, but try and figure it out anyways!)
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin sized bed wondering where my brother was.
I'll probably get more later...
When a players say "RIP" tell him to say RIP in Pieces forever fool hahahahha nah jk tell him to say. "hump Day" on wednesdays ;0
Slacky: You have been noticed.
He's like a crazy messed up version of Skitteh! Telling bad jokes, making me feel bad when I die, Scaring me when I ask him to tell me a joke... Skitteh never does none of this things!
WoM Coins: 92
Maybe Slacky could say hello in many different languages. And he could pm player when they get on saying welcome back or something.