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After that matth34 takes the diamond from the body of Tranan and hides it in the belly of god
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KITTEH returns and eats the universe! :3
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Before KITTEH eats the universe i hit it in the head with my trusty energy sword killing it instintly and i take the diamond and hide it some were
and then i use a memory forgetting divice and then i dont even now were i hide it hahahahahaha ...
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Then Miny Man Mines a diamond behind all off the guys who are fighting and walks away.After he walks away he tripped Over something. It was a secret entrance to a room full of Chuck norris his clones. So Miny Calls Chuck Norris mom And tells her that her kid was bad. After that Miny becames the new Chuck Norris And was called Mine norris. Then the other guys Keep yelling at eachother and kitteh and ALL the people in the UNIVERSE TELLS THEM TO SHUT UP! But they killed all The people in the universe And where not happy because they have killed their loved ones and their family. Also they have burnt the one who has the diamond (He stole it) into a pit full of lava.
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...whatever...
You can keep your diamond, as you cannot prove it is even from the same planet (so it's probably another space diamond).
Anyway, as I keep saying, These clones are expensive, so I pop out of parallel universe No. 42 and, with this new suit, go lava fishing for THE diamond and force feed it to an orphan, as I am now too bored to just give it to one.
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I now fight only to protect the diamond, or if it is too late, get the same one form a different time, dimension or parellel universe (no, they're not the same thing)
Might change my mind if I get too bored.
...because boredom does that.
(The good thing is, diamonds don't break easily so THE diamond doesn't need much protecting)
From the founder of The D.P.A.
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XC_Xykon uses terrible singing!
Every opponent is now unconsious!
Xykon runs away with diamond.
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markybhoy harnesses the power of the Nether to resurrect Bruce Lee and massacres Xykon with a flurry of kicks to head.
markybhoy picks up the diamond and runs like sh*t...
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And chuck comes back from kicking some guy in teh face and massacres markybhoy and takes it and gives it to me who puts it on a lazer targeting place in the middle of the ice cube pluto and then it is shot, and it reflects teh lazer at everyone else and all people die besides me in a mirror room and with a special soot on tat protects only me and i steps over all the dead bodies of everyuone in the entire universal place that has things and then i throw the diamond into teh nether portal and follow it and blow up teh nether portal and then i build an adminium box and put it there that isn't hackable or no clipable and cannot be opened at all and then i make it to small for people to get into and now i win and teh diamond is mine...
except i can't spend it and i can't get it, so i make meselfs admin and then resurrect an jewler who buys it off me and ten i shut down teh server after de spawning teh diamond and taking my money go buy mojang and then kick everyone off minecraft so i won forever!
and now i am evily laughing while i spawn thousands of fake diamonds in a non hackable all to me minecraft world that isn't public with teh internet off and with one computer generated non hackable jewler that i control with unlimited munys and then i meniacly laugh!
IWONMUAHHAHAHA!
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You know when I said The real me came out of parallel dimension No. 42? Yeah, well I lied.
I finnally come out from hiding (with a clone by my side). Knowing how Notch would never sell mojang, I go to the REAL minecraft (as greenitthe's one is obviously a FAKE). I then portal into (well, not totally, I put only my hand through) the adiminium box and take the diamond out (as that is still in the REAL minecraft).
I then give it to my clone who now meditates on a totally visible (not invisible) pedestal that is ten blocks lower than the clouds. He now watches and waits to find someone he can trust to keep it safe and protect it.
I myself go back into hiding as someone will probably get their hands on the diamond who wants to harm it (break it, destroy it, modify time and space so it never existed, etc.).
Sorted out by the D.P.A.
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But I came back with a knife to Notch's throat and told him to take the trillions of dollars I gave him so he did sell it and you can't hold or move adminium and i blew up teh nether portal and then I sent chuck to go kill teh clone and so I sstill WON!
MUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I didn't hold/move the adiminium, because I'm not that stupid. I stuck my hand through the yellow portal, it came out of the blue one. I grabbed the diamond, pulled it back throught the portals and walked away knowing the diamond was safe once again.
Also Chuck Norris has a fear of clouds, so he didn't fly that high (yes, he can fly). The diamond is still under the protection of the D.P.A.
From The D.P.A's founder.
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lies
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Yes, I did lie, that is why I'm still very much alive, while most people died, and thus have no second chance to steal the diamond.
IT IS SAFE!!! (For now)
P.S. If, per chance, you are confused, I lied about which of me were clones (over 9000!) and which was the real me. (Thats right, I haven't used 9000 clones yet. THERE ARE MORE...)
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I bought the diamond, and if any of you try to steal it, the cops will arrest you and return it to me so no way you can.
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You can keep the diamond you bought, it can't be THE diamond (my clone won't sell it), therefore it is worthless in this topic.
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I toss a flash bang and steal the diamond, and then proceed to toss the diamond into the lava, thus destroying it. Then I divide by 0. GAME OVER YEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!
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After that matth34 found all the pieces(more than a trililion) and rebuilt the diamond and handed it to the D.P.A
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The diamond kills us all.
The end.
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How many times do I have to lose my clones!!!
THEY'RE EXPENSIVE!!!!!!
I send another one to sit on the podium.
D.P.A. ftw!
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The diamond doesnt kill me and im the last person standing so THE END and this is really the end, period.
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But I live too cause the diamond didn't reach me in a different server and so then i came back on and then i spawn tnt and blow you up and then i surround the diamond with dynamite and put wooden plates all over it and then i call the DPA and they blow themselves up and the diamond also so they failed and the DPA doesn't exist anymorte and then i spawn billions of diamond ore things and then turn the real blown up diamond(that is dust) into diamond ore stuff also and fill a giant labrynth to hold them and put NOTCH THERE AND MUTATE HIM TO THE MINOTAUR AND HE WINS AND I WIN TOOO SO HHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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You are crazy, so you forgot the stamp I put on the diamond when I had it, and the stamp is undestroyable so I found the diamond while the minotaur beats you to a pulp for letting me steal the diamond back. I then put it in a cage with 5000 rats with earplugs and.....magnetic feet... And the cage is magnetic...And I put the diamond under it...And there cyborgs (Hence magnet feet) so u cant kill them.
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i kiil yous :)
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i kill you and hide it in chuck norisis beard O.o
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The only person who can slay Chuck Norris(you spelled it wrong xanbear,Chuck Norisis? Do you have spell check?) is himself. I convince him to slay himself and I take the diamond and put it in this message so you cant take it out.(sorry the diamond is sideways) THE END
<>
diamond
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I copy and paste onto paint, paint it blue, and print it..then i use runecraft to make a diamond. the end :) until someone steals it from me. any minute now...
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Our Diamond has an Old European cut, not a Point cut, so you can keep your different-shaped diamond.
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I stealz itz fromz ze lvl90001000 andz hidez itz inz myz basez
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The diamond was MELTED and the universe DESTROYED, people! You can't get it back, just give up!
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I travell back in time and save the universe hahahahaha
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I legally repossessed your diamond in name of the D.P.A after winning a court case against you.
I give it back to my clone on the podium.
Problem sorted by the D.P.A.
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I take the diamond from the clone, lick it, and then give it back to the clone. Then, i send in my application to be part of the D.P.A. As you read the application, suddenly, because of sodium nitroprusside fibers implanted into the paper, you suddenly find yourself obeying everyone and anyones orders. Then, I command you to give me the diamond. You obey, and I lick it again. I give it back to the clone.
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I may be obeying, but that does not mean the clone is...
The clone knows everything...
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I pour water over the clone and then I cleanse the diamond and hand it over to the DPA and then take off the fibers and then i breack into whereever the DPA puts it and then i steal it, and i am not a suspect so they donb't suspect em cause i tuirned it in, and then i put chucknorris(HE IS STILL ALIVE CAUSE bulletron's WAS FAKE IMPOSTER) to guard it with ear plug super glued to his head so he can't be killed, then i put him in a safe and drop it into the nether lava sea!
II WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Steals diamond, loses it, and at the exact same time, finds it again.
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lets go back to message #325, the diamond is still there so the one going around is a FAKE. A F-A-K-E.
THE END
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Let's go back to message 327, The diamond we're ment to steal has the Old European cut to it, you have has a Point cut. The diamon you have is a FAKE. A F-A-K-E.
THE END
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rickroll'd him and gets the diamond
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Steals the diamond, puts a microphone beside an amplifier, and goes "TROLOLOLOLOLOL" into it, and hides the diamond in it, then runs away :D
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Smashes both microphone and amplifier, takes diamond, puts it back on the pedestal, gets bored so eats cat. Done.
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I use a rolling rutabaga to knock the diamond off the pedestal, then I send Amphistaffs to fetch the diamond.
But then I realize it looked better on the pedestal, and have the Amphistaffs put it back.
Also, they retrieve the rutabagas before anyone can realize how valuable one of them can be.
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Nice change of heart, but the clone is still there to hold the diamond.
So either your plan would fail, or the clone would fall as well. And as I keep saying, they are expensive.
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I travel back in time when this forum was started and take the diamond and hide it inside the spaceship that is going to mars. But where did i hide it dundunduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!
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I goe back in time, blow up space ship, take diamond (the diamond can handle an explosion, because it is a diamond), give it back to clone, go hide somewhere.
DONE
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MinedCraft looks over this befuddlement from above. Yes. In heaven. He pats his trusty dog. "It's time boy. Come on." he says to the mutt. The dog turns extra large, lion size. MinedCraft hops on, and holds on to his companion. He goes zipping between realities, dimensions, time and all other dimensions (length width, etc). The dog was not only moving between dimensions, but at a speed greater than what anyone could do. He was doing almost a million times lightspeed. The great speed brought him to the ship after 0.0001 milliseconds. A great hole was made in the ground in China as he went through the Earth. He hit Manhattan, where the clone was on holiday. It said "OMFGWTF?" and looked down, the priceless gem gone. He proceeded in travelling through the dimensions, laying back in the saddle and patting the gem. It's mine. he thought. It's finally mine. He hit heaven again, where they locked the gem up for good. On the inside, a laser tripwire. Should it go off, the diamond, would be crushed by four walls of CORTOSIS. Then, there was a 1,000 kilometre thick titanium wall. He then put down 10 small egg shapes. THe expanded and crackled, becoming helldogs the size of a galaxy each. He then put a 9,999 kilometre thick cortosis wall around it. He then stationed there all the gods, and Jesus. He went back for one all-important deed. He killed all of Chuck Noris' family, so now no-one could punch through the wall.
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haha you forgot to use torches inside. im friends with herobrine so i ask him to go take teh diamond so he just spawns in there and takes the diamond and spawns back and hands it to me and i destroy it in a pool of lava.
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What neither of you realise is the clone wasn't on holiday, the clone's clone was. So It was a clone of the diamond that was stolen and destroyed.
I also activated a machine that warped MinedCraft to where herobrine spawned inside the box, he unknowingly breaks a laser tripwire and is crushed to death.
Also, just because you killed Chuck Norris's family, it does not mean you killed Chuck Norris. Mainly because he has no family. (He did have a wife, but she died when she pulled a prank on him and he roundhouse kicked in self-defence. Unluckily, because of where she was standing, it took her head clean off.)
The diamond is still safe thanks to the D.P.A.
P.S. You should have known better than to think the clone would go on holiday.
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but you forgot that there was a joes crab shack in the spaceship and the clone had to go and get a crab pot. Then he died because of Santa Clause.
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takes the diamond. game over
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you sold it to me i move to a sky house protected by tnt mines and pit fall and make it invisable to others and i get the diamon the end
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You know how it goes...
I appear from a parallel dimension.
<insert portal-related stuff here>.
I then give the diamond back to the clone on the pedestal and hop back into nothingness.
Problem solved
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I get the diamond and take it to my server and close it.
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I use stealth (and a giant-mutant-zombie chicken) to get into your house, reboot your server, and next thing I know...
NOOOOOOO!!!
The diamond has been ninja'd already...
I go back to the pedestal empty handed to find that my clone had hired the ninja to steal the diamond and get it back to the pedastal.
Problem solved by the D.P.A.
P.S: The giant-mutant-zombie chicken made a huge hole in your house (I made it)...
...and then ate your house...
...I'm sorry, but they are hard to control...
(It was left at your house alone for a while, that might be the cause)
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I AM the ninja. I use ninjutsu to run away and hide in an alternate dimension created with my powers, and make multiple diamonds by transforming water. They are exactly the same and it is hard to find which one is the real diamond.
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rules broken delete this post mods
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Fine... =/
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i kill you all with my mini gun and take it and put it on display
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I defence myself with a shield, take the diamond, and use a time teleporter to travel back in time. I give the diamond to my past self to cause an time paradox. What actually is happening then.
i grab diamond-go to past(10s ago)past-self grabs diamond from sith, after that ,i give the other diamond to him, he travels back in time, and here comes the paradox. He goes to past(10s ago)past past-self grabs diamond from sith, after that ,past-self gives the other diamond to him, he travels back in time, and he gets to past(10s ago)past past past-self grabs diamond from sith, after that ,past past-self gives the other diamond to him, he travels back in time, and he goes...................in an infinite loop.
Lots of diamonds are created using a paradox.
I use my time machine to go to past past past past past past past past past........ to see my past past past past past.................past past past self. I call him not to use time machine, grab all diamonds again, return to present, and give all diamonds away to all users.
*puts his trollface on*
PROBLEM, NAGASHI?
(by the way, that counts still as 1 diamond, no matter how you look, it are the same diamonds, but they all are from an other time! :P)
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I literally throw a clock in the works, thus creating a time/space anomaly in your temporal paradox (thats right, there is a paradox in your paradox).
I then go hide back in my alternate universe while our universe starts to disintigrate into nothingness.
Meanwhile, the universe self-deleting itself causes the great Server-In-The-Sky (SITS) to engage it's preservation matrix. This forces SITS to run the reboot program, therefore restarting SITS using the backup drive.
Unfortunately, the last backup was created before a large amout of the action happened, thus the diamond is still with one of my clones on the pedestal and I have regained many of the expended clones.
I then pop back out of my alternate universe, and change the present (used to be the past, untill SITS rebooted) so the same series of events don't repeat.
How, you ask? By buying an ice-cream (and surronding the pedestal with over 9000 different auto-turrets (over 9000 of each different auto-turret), but that's not the point).
I also force SITS to run the update program. SITS then intstalls a patch I created, stopping such a paradox from ever occurring again.
Problem solved by the D.P.A.
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I detonate the tnt, jump off into a pool of water, and the diamond falls to me, where i hide it up somebodies stockings :D
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I send Santa Claws to kill anybody who doesnt give him their stocking
And somebody called lvl90001000 hid it up his nose. I take it away from him and he cries. I tie him up and he cannot participate in this stealing contest anymore
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Passes a hidden grenade to KillerChris disguised as a cake... Grabs diamond and runs away screaming,"THE CAKE IS A LIE!"
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i know that kid!!!
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I use my awesome stealing power and take rudolph. Santa runs after him and i go away. I slap the diamond out of
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I send a minja (midget ninja) to pull the diamond out of your intestinal tract and then proceed to put it on display were everyone can see it. Nobody can steal it because everybody else can see them and take it from them.
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But you've underestimated my people one of my agents bumps into the case spilling the diamond into your lap all witnesses lunge for the diamon. Mortally injuring you in the process. Amidst the confusion My hired spy-mouse steals the diamond.
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I steal the diamond from the spy by sniping him take the diamond the blow it up with 1000 pounds of tnt :P
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Oh, but this diamond is undestroyable, so i take the diamond as you walk away from the tnt crater to the void :) I then proceed to hide MY diamond on a good server, where it is hidden ontop of my bookshelf. (I really did do this XD )
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takes the diamond off the bookcase and runs away.
Then, i looked into my pocket, and saw that the diamond was gone... A creeper had it.
He said he will give me the diamond for TNT. i got to a zombie and he said that he will give me the TNT for brains. I got to a skeleton, and he said that he will give me the brains for a golden chestplate. I got to another player, and he said that he will give me the golden chestplate for the diamond. i said "ooooooooooooooookaaaayyyyyyyyy....... i will have it soon." so he gave me the golden chestplate, i traded that for brains, i traded that for TNT, i traded that for the diamond, which i give to the player.
And that player is the one right below my post!
(lol)
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i kill you, so.....,
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I used the Necrocraft-mod to summon "HIM" (also known as Herobrine) by using ten diamonds. I also summon 300 undead Spartan soldier and the dead father of Chuck Norris (which is ,of course, god). I attack you with my robot unicorns and steal the diamond. ANd all my creatures will guard me and my diamond!
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the onnly rule was that there was only one diamond in the game(-1) and i lent notch, and as you know he's the creater of minecraft, and so he's invunrable in minecraft, so, you die and all of your creatures too, because ther's no'one stronger in minecraft than notch himself
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As you can see me and notch go way back (i wish). I asked Notch if i could have the diamond, and he said SURE! (cause he already has loads of them). Then i take the diamond to the netherlands where angry rabbits find me and throw me into the lava. The rabbits now have the diamond.. They are indestructable. and there only weakness is.... GIANT CARROTS!!
LOLZ..
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i go to the rabbits and traid them 90000000000000000000 giant carrots for the diamond. then i hide the diamond in my underware
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I jizz in ure face so hard it blinds you then i snatch the diamond and go to a differant unknown server MUHUHUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
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I use my magic unkown server- finding program to find your so-called "unknowwn" server. I steal the diaomond from your perverted self and run off to another galaxy on my planet named Planet Pwned which is surrounded by white holes so that if you try to get near, you will be pushed farther and farther away into infinity. I put the diamond in the nether under several tons of lava. I'm the only one who knows where it is hidden in the nether.
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I build a transporter that transports the diamond to me
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I simply take the diamond. And punch anyone near me in the face-- oops, sorry mom :(
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I am Chuck Norris
*Chuck Plays Poker*
*strikes up a conversation*
"Look at your diamond , now back at mine (holds up ace of diamonds) now back to yours now back to mine, sadly your diamond is not my diamond but a shell of what your diamond could be...which is mine. Now look back at your diamond whats that? its gone. It's in my hands, now look where you are your surrounded by creepers. Since I am Chuck Norris they ignore me and go for you. Open your eyes your on the beach, this post is now DIAMONDS! I will give you each a diamond
(breaks the diamond into a million pieces and shares with everyone) EVERYONE WINS!
"Thank you Chuck, that was getting out of hand."
to which Chuck replies "No problem God, glad to help just call me next time BEFORE they get to the pokergame."
God and Chuck laugh heartily, while they walk towards the sunset.
the end.
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too easy.. i build a time machine to go in to the past way before all this happened to the beginning(first post).... -takes diamond-
holds in hand and ..the next section has been classified so you can't get the diamond from me!!!! I win!!!
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Chuck Norris with God automatically cancel out all electronic devices, because they're so awesome they create a magnetic field crippling all technology. no matter what....
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Me, being so pissed about losing the diamond, create a mechanical, not electrical time machine/alternate dimension go-to'er. I first go back in time to before the poker game to when I had it. I steal it from myself, and run off to Australia, because the Coreolous effect keeps everyone from the southern part of the equator. I keep the diamond in a box that was always there for ever and ever and is invincible to time machine theivery.
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and in the End you realize that the diamond that all of you had was FAKE, i had the real one all along. and i win
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bu then there was a creeper behind you, BOOM, and i take the diamond once again
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I grab the diamond using my excellent thieving skills, at the same time stealing a time machine from some insanely smart bum I met on the street. I then use the time machine to take the diamond with me back to the beggining of this thread, however since traveling back in time created two diamonds (which is impossible due to the unbreakable rule) the quantum forces send me to an alternate universe where the diamond never existed. The only way to get here would be to bring the diamond back in time but since takeing a diamond with yoou would cause two diamonds again you cannot travel to this dimension.
Mwuhahahahahahaaaaa...
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I use the same time machine BUT THIS TIME i go back to the year you were born and KILL YOU "MUAHAHAH" and get back (AND GO TO daniellinye and steal the diamond from him :P AND use the time machine to go forward 1000000 to the future and destroy the time machine there so you never got to the endless dimension and daniellinye never stole the diamond and no one can get to me so.... "I WIN..." :D :D :D
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I create a paxadox in your paradox, creating another paradox that is of such magnetude that it is not covered but the patch I installed on SITS (look back to my last post).
blah blah blah Universe gets destroyed blah blah blah SITS rebooted blah blah blah last backup before most of the action blah blah blah My clone still has diamond, and is surrounded by turrets blah blah blah change course of history by buying another ice cream and more turrets blah blah blah add another patch to SITS blah blah blah
Problem solved by the D.P.A.
(If you want to know what happened in more detail, it is basically the same as the last post I made. Not totally the same, but basically. (differences stated in this post))
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C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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St00p1d Kusaki, the diamond is...
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAALCONPUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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takes out chuck norris.
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So you lose. All of you. None can win. Chuck norris is master of masters of masters. YOU FAILED>:D
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I use the power of God and all the Greek Gods, and go down to The Void and use God's power to build a insanely small house at the bottom of The Void, and cover up all the evidince, and finally kill all of you, send you to Hades, and makes sure you never get out of the Underworld!!! Oh, and Zeus and Poisidon makes sure you don't go around the world, sky, or water... and Kronos helps too. BEAT DAT!
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Creeper appears -> explodes. Diamond is on the ground. i wont take it, SO HURRY UP.
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I use awesome distracting skin making powers and takes the diamond.
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I'm a creeper, so I will explode the diamond if you come near it >:D
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so are all special!......
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Uhm, it's clear it's a FREAKING DIAMOND. It's freaking HARD. Even a CREEPER cant break it.
-> Suizid to the Creeper, Diamond is on the ground. I wont take it.
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how, can a diamod get to ground if I LIVED IN THE FREAKING VOID?! if u went there you would be dead! and the person above is right, diamonds,are invicible.
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I use the invincible armor hack to protect myself against, your explosion, then take the diamond from the crater you just left.
I get in my rocket ship and go to a galaxy far, far away and get a whole bunch of other minecrafters to develop a superroom that will guard the diamond with traps, invisible killer blocks and whatnot, it's so hard that even I won't be able to get out, thereby rendering averything you try absoloutely useless. I hide the daimond in a box at the top of the rainbow, since the course goes that high, and corrupt the save file so that noone can ever get on and steal it.
Everybody loses.
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Chuck Norris comes out of nowhere with a gleaming light uncorrupts the file and kills everyone elce wile i take the diamond and smash it through your head therefore you r dead and i give the diamond to Chuck, then chuck puts the diamond in a creeper without blowing it up (because he is Chuck Norris) and then he puts the creeper in a room with 1,000,000 other creepers so no one will ever get to the diamond alive. after a wile Chuck floats up to the heavens for hin next calling
in other words I WIN
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I revived myself with some mushroom soup and cake, then spent long, tedious hours stranded on a desert island, only to find that there was a boat on the side, tied to a dock. I thought i had better look around, if only to find the bones of the owner of the boat, but i found more than just bones, I found an underground room of what looked like millions of creepers, all swarming around one, a creeper that looked like a god, with eyes gleaming, and it's whole body glowing in the basking light of something inside him. I saw one looking at me, then a sound, then all the creepers were on to me, trying to jump out of the cave and kill me. I got to the boat as the first creeper emerged from the cave, and i frantically tried to untie the knot as the creeper came closer and closer. As I untied the knot, I saw a beam of light come down from the sky, right in front of where the creeper was standing. All the creepers started backing away, back towards the cave, I thought that if the creepers were backing away, then it must have been an unspeakable power coming down from the heavens, and so I got in the boat and sailed far away, before turning around to look. As I turned around, I saw a flash and a figurem built of almost pure muscle, came down from the sky and started running towards the creepers. It was Chuck Norris! I could not turn away, the view was so spectacular, Chuck was killing all of the creepers before they even had a chance to try and hurt him, not that they would be able to if they tried. Once I got my bearings together, I frantically rowed back to mainland in my little boat, only hoping to god that Chuck hadn't seen me, although I expected he hadn't, otherwise I would probably already be dead. I camped on the main island for about 3 months, building shelter and making weapons, all the time wondering what that amazingly powerful glow coming from that creeper had been. After a month or so I decided to go back to the pit with weapons and try to take out the creepers and find what that glow was. I decided that the best way to kill the creepers was to take a bow and many arrows to it, not allowing a chance for them to get close enough for them to kill me, so I started making thousands of arrows and hundreds of bows for backup, which mysteriously still fitted in to my bag. After a few months of making bows and arrows, I finally had enough to go and take the creepers on, so I rowed back to the island, taking my time to contemplate the best way to take them out, by the time I had reached the island I had decided that the best approach was to go stealthily over a period of time, so that it would be harder for the creepers to find where I was and kill me. After about 3 weeks of stealthily taking out creepers, I had finally gotten down to the last 10, which were very alert and so were very hard to hit, after 10 minutes of failed attempts, I finally had three lucky shots, straight into the heads of the creepers, making the others scared and accidentally blow themselves up. Finally, after 3 months of waiting, planning, wondering, making and finally bringing my plan into action, I had finally reached the point at which I could simply go and look at what that creeper had inside it. I made a makeshift staircase on the side of the pit, and, slowly and cautiously making mu way down, I got the the remains of the glowing creeper. All that were in the remains were some gunpowder, some ash and some creeper flesh, until i saw a faint glow under the creeper remains! I digged down under the remains of the creepers and found what had been keeping me awake on so many nights, the most fascinating thing in the world, a diamond! So perfectly formed, slight markings showing that it had one time been held in something, so lovingly crafted, I cherished this gift from the gods, and so I ran away, finding a safe place that noone will ever find, and hid away for years and years, until, when I was in my death bed, Chuck Norris came and told me the secret of eternal life, and also what had happened to me in my past life, how I had cherished this diamond for days, before the dastardly farkoff came and stole the diamond, killing me in the process. I vowed vengeance on this person, farkoff, so I went on a voyage far and wide, accross mountains and through vast seas, only to arrive at his hiding place disappointed. Over the years he had turned into a crazy person, blurting out random sentences and generally making no sense whatsoever. He no longer cared for the diamond, and so i had no reason to kill such an innocent looking man in his such old age. After many years of living in his cave with him, helping him cavekeep and slowly teaching him how to fit back into society again, he finally returned to normal, although the diamond was no longer an obsetion to either of us, so we went to a nice looking mountain top, high above the clouds, and hid the diamond amongst a maze of obstacles and traps, before building a house in the mountain, furnishing it and making a living selling various things that we had made, we finally forgot about the diamond, and so started living a purely normal life, until, one day I decided to climb up the mountain, for a nice hike, when I fell down a hole, that's when it all came back to me. I remembered how all of the traps worked, how to get past all of the obstacles, and finally took the diamond and got back out, with only a slight ingury to my left thigh where I had misstepped and an axe had made a shallow cut, which was now healed up. I ran far away, hoping for god that the same thing that happened to me in my past life would not happen to me again here, and then dug a deep underground cave and hid in it for years and years, having no life, obsessing only about the diamond, until, finally, I got bored. I hid the diamond in a secret chest with a simple lock, before going back to the surface to find farkoff, only to find that he had died of old age. I travelled for months, until finally I found a colony of people and joined them, secrely hoping that nobody would steal the diamond, my diamond, that was so precious to me. One day I will go back to it, but for now i will leave myself to live with this colony, figuring out how to fit in with this generation of people and maybe form a relationship with someone inside or outside of the colony, live a happy life together, and forget completely about the diamond and all it's powers of beauty and life.
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Like everyone else here, I could nt be bothered to read that, so I took the easy route...
I put a paradox in a paradox again! :-D
Therefore the universe is destroyed again...
Therefore SETS (Look back a few pages if you want to know what that is) reboots again, and theres a backup problem again...
Therefore my clone still has the diamond again...
I stop the used-to-be past from repeating again... But this time I surround the clone with nukes that are ready to drop at any moment (thanks to electromagnetic clasps)...
And I put the clone and the diamond in the world's biggest atomic bomb and seal it (there is also a wirebreak, so it anyone tries to get anything in or out of the atomic bomb, it will go off), because I'm bored.
Sorted by the D.P.A. (and my boredom) again...
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I send a ninja to steal the diamond without any trobble and then he runs off. after a wile he gets tired and drops the diamond down a cliff into a lake never to be seen again
(btw adept dont make it that long ever again no one will read more than the first line)
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Ok farkoff, I will not make it so long again.
I train at swimming, then swim down the lake, dive down to the bottom and take the diamond.
I run away to a secret cave in another time paradox on a different island on a different planet and armour it in adminium armour.
You now need to find me and figure out how to get the adminium armour off it.
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i type /tp adept and then knock you out i cant break adminium so i just take it off the diamond and then run away to my own secret cave and sit on it
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I keep kicking you until you get up to retaliate, then i dodge you, go behind you and steal the diamond back. I knock you out because I don't have the heart to kill you, then run away to a secret spot across the rainbow next to the pot of gold.
I steal the gold and make a launcher block to shoot gold coins at anybody who gets close to me. I hide under the shooter and get some well needed rest
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i load INVedit and fill my boxes up with tnt, i then place tnt everywhere and blow it all up. when all the lag is over i hunt around the bedrock and dead corpses until i find the diamond
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I decide that you have to be around here somewhere, since i found a MASSIVE crater that could only be one thing, a massive TNT blast.
I search for days, trying to find you, only to find you mumbling to the diamond. When I get closer, I hear that you are saying 'My precious...'.
I move ever closer until I am almost right next to you when you strike out at my leg, and i get a large gash in my thigh.
I bring out my diamond sword, and slice your arms and legs off, you bleed to death. I take the diamond.
I run away and hide the diamond at the bottom of the map, far away from where anyone will go, then cover it up and run to the other side of the map.
By the time I get there, I am very tired and I fall over and have a long rest.
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i walk along looking for the diamond when i see an idiot sleeping on the ground and then i use my crafting block and i use 1 iron bar to craft an iron shovel then i dig your grave then i wake you up and knock you out with the end of the shovel then i cut one of your fingers off to remember me then i put you in the hole and start reading a tracking book ... hours later i start tracking your last steps untill i find the diamond the i put it in a pie THEN I EAT IT then i craft a bed and go to sleep
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I got out of the pit, and then went on a track of footprints leading along the ground, after a while I realised that they were going along the path I went on, and then hurried up along the path to save my beloved diamond.
When I found you, you were sleeping. I sent a creeper to blow up your bed, therefore blowing you up. When you died, your bowels loosened, sending the ring out of a place... I took the diamond and washed it off, then covered it in mud to cover up the glow and put it in my pocket.
I went to a secret room across the map from you, and then dug a hole for myself and hid in it, then covered it up with sand and put air_switch under it to hold it up. I then lied down and covered myself with creepers, then told them to kill anyone who got near me.
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I die because of the TNT, before I respawned I disabled the Creeper mod and got my Diamond Sword out of the wreckage, my main tactic now is to kill anybody who comes near the diamond. I found Cain and hid from the creepers, I get out my bow and killed a few Creepers, but since they're Creepers, I didn't last that long, before the all blew up and kill me, I ran away to my house to get some meat.
Your turn.
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as i respawn i take up an oath to kill adept and hold the diamond once again so i dig a spiraling stair case down and mine 5 diamonds i put 3 in my bag and use 2 to make a sword i use skills with a sword never witnessed by man and destroy the creepers adept saw me as i made a lunge with the sword at him he doges so i kick him in the head and knock him out then cut another one of his fingers off for memory i take the diamond and place it in a hole in the middle of the sword and the handle (right here [+]) and name the sword the VICTORY SWORD apon finishing this sword an army of skeletons rise to defend me and this new LEGENDARY sword
(adept cain takes a step back from the mighty sword and falls down a cliff and into the water and sharks start coming after him)
(TO BE CONTINUED BY ADEPT CAIN)
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I was getting chased by 4 or more sharks, I was swimming as fast as I could to get away from them before they ate me, why did i have to step back? I finally get out of the water, although I lost a toe to the sharks. I was really starting to dislike that farkoff character, he had cut off two of my fingers, and now he has made me lose a toe as well!
I spent long hours digging underground, trying to find diamond, before i remembered that there is only one diamond in this world, and that farkoff must have used INVedit to get his diamonds, and that the mining thing must have just been a cover up of the cheat he really is.
Once I had figured that out, I started looking for the next best thing, iron, I figured that if he had only one sword, then he would not win if i bought enough weapons to whack him senseless, since I don't want to kill such a fun adversary.
Once I had mined enough iron, I went to the surface to collect extra wood to build stuff with, since I had used a lot of wood underground to build extra mining tools. As I was building my weapons, Ultra X found me and challenged me to a fight to the death, I accepted, and killed him, although I lost another finger, add that to the count of body parts farkoff has made me lose.
Once I had finished making my weapons, I picked back up my crafting block and continued on my path to find farkoff
(To be continued, don't want to make my post too long again :D)
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wile adept was waisting his time i realise that no one has stolen the diamond in the last post so i celibrate with a glass of champain (or how ever you spell it) and after that i build a castle and a throne and named myself THE GOD KING and now i have an army of 1000 creepers 1000 skeletons and 1001 zombies (wondering y 1001 cause ultra X joined my army as a zombie) anyway i sit in my throne wondering if the diamond will stay in my possesion within the next post
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Ultra X still remembered his obsession with the diamond from his past life, and organized a rebellion against farkoff to steal the diamond. The rebellion eventually overruled farkoff, and he left willingly, giving the diamond to Ultra X zombie, who cherished the diamond for the rest of his life, which wasn't very long.
By the time the fight was over, farkoff had killed more than 300 creepers, 600 skeletons and 900 zombies. Believe it or not, the zombies were the smartest of all the creatures, and because they had Ultra X as a leader, they were often feudal about how the diamond was worth so many lives, and why he had organized the rebellion in the first place. After many years of feuding, the creepers, skeletons and zombies started fighting each other, and it started getting so violent that they would kill each other, until, finally, there were only one of each race left.
The remaining creeper, skeleton and zombie were the smartest and toughest of their kind, and so they left each other alone, plotting and scheming for years about how their plans would be put into action. After four years had past, they finally came together, offering a ceasefire and to become one unbreakable force.
After I had enough weapons to face him, I went to farkoff's throne expecting to see a great force and armies of foot soldiers, instead of that I saw a zombie archer standing outside, patrolling and making sure the perimeter was secure, I had never seen any mob this smart before. I slowly approached the archer, being as quiet as possible, when I stepped on a twig, the snap alerted the archer, who signaled to the inside of the building for something else to come out. I quickly took the archer out, then waited for something else to come out, instead I saw nothing, but I waited for 10 minutes just to make sure, then I sighed in relief and moved to the front of the building, ready to go inside.
As I went inside, a creeper appeared from behind a wall, and started attacking me, I stabbed it with my sword before it could blow up though, so that was no longer a problem. I moved further inside the building to find, sitting on the throne, Ultra X in zombie form. I fought Ultra X to the ground, and right as I was about to kill him, he gave up the diamond to me and ran away, there was no reason to kill him, as I already had the diamond and he was just a stupid zombie. I decided to live in the throne room, so I put on the infinite armor hack, embedded the diamond in it and sat on the throne in wait for the next battle that might face me.
(Because of the infinite armor, you cannot kill me, no matter how hard you try.)
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i get back up because it "tis but a flesh wound" i call you a coward as you walk past.
i respawn right nexto to cain, i open his chest and take everything then i start my hacks to that i have one hit kill, invincible and fly. i pick up the diamond after killing cain then i fly higher than anyone can reach
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Since I keep my Diamond sword while I am a zombie, I manage to hit myself in the head with it, and die.
I respawn, and as usual, I have nothing, I do what you do when you usually start a new world/start the game, and mine some iron to make a sword.
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dident anybody ever wonder what happend to the god king well after his fall in battle he dident die he mearly hid in a secret room he never told anyone about altho someone would find it eventualy he was still ploting to steal the diamond back with the 3 diamonds i have spare i make a diamond pickaxe and mine through the narrow castle walls untill i get to the throne room there i see my diamond sword "dam no diamond" i say i pick it up and look out side the castle i look all around and cant see anyone i sit back on my throne until (bang!!) a creeper that was still in the castle blew up destroying the throne room door so i sit and wait ploting another plan
btw what happend to cain after he died
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I grab my iron sword, sneak up behind Farkoff, and stab it into his skull.
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before he strikes a see a shadow coming closer behind me i jump out of the way doging the attack and now the between us begins dule begins
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Since I usually get killed in battle, I try to hit him and then run to my house, and block off the entrance with Adminium and break the back of it to escape and buy some time.
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i cant break adminium so i just mine at the wall around the adminium and now the god king has ultra X traped in his house the god king(farkoff) strikes ultra X down i leave the house and look up in the sky happy about my victory when i see a light high up in the sky i knoow it must be the diamond so i build a random block tower up in the sky it is alex i through my sword at him he doges so u\i jump at him grabbing him and brining him down to the ground injuring both of us he took most of the impact but he is still alive i leave him there to rot as i take the diamond once again knowing without any defence i will be taken down as quick and ultra X or alex
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I started on a quest to find and kill farkoff, since he has caused me some major body part loss, although before I left, I took the armor off, only to realise that the diamond had been stolen from inside it. Now, with all that weight taken off, I started following the path farkoff had left, only to find Captain_Alex on the ground, left to die slowly. I helped him up, before trying to recruit him to my side, he refused, and tried to kill me. I had to kill him, I didn't have any pity anymore, since I had been through so much and so I just didn't care anymore. I kept going on my quest to kind and kill farkoff.
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i was on my way to find a nice secret place to hide when i saw cain walking along the path (i haf been wondering what had happend to him) anyway it is only early morining and lastnight i killed some spiders and gos some string and made a bow (this was before seeing cain) anway so i quickly wrote a note and atached it to the end of my arrow and then i shot at a tree near adept he looked at it and whent go to get it after he had a look at it he looked around for me wile he was reading it i was hiding in a tree then he whent to go chop my tree down it was my tree so i jumped down landing on cain knocking him out and then cutting another one of his fingers off (iv lost count now) anyway after that i keeped looking for a hiding place when i saw something in the ground i have a flashback (i through the sword at him he doged it) that must be it and what do you know it is i pick up the sword and place the diamond back in the middle of in once again THE VICTORY SWORD LIVES i continue on my walk with the sword in my power again anyone who challenges me will fall in battle now with this LEGENDARY SWORD
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I was laying on the ground, I was weak from blood loss, and when I looked at my left hand, I swear I saw only my thumb left, then I remembered farkoff's little game, and it filled me with energy to go and find him.
I saw shadows, and I saw a mysterious elf-like creature swoop down from the tree tops.
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It was morning, and i had a nice little sleep. When i woke up, i stumbled down and grabbed my bow and arrows to find some food. As i jumped from tree to tree, I found 2 humans fighting. I was entertained to see that one had lost his finger. As i watched, i caught a glimpse of blue on one of the humans, and i felt a strange feeling, the feeling of greed. Just as the one with the blue item walked away, I swooped down at the wounded one, making sure he was alright. "Are you ok?" i asked.
"Damn! i lost another finger, I've only got a thumb left." Said the human.
"here," i said "take this potion, it will heal your wounds and grow your fingers back."
He drinks it and coughs blood. "Damn, thats revolting. What is your name Elf-like man?"
"My name if Jellybutter, Master of the Bow and arrow. And who do i have the pleasure of meeting?"
"Adept Cain. I'm seeking this gem, it's blue and that man carried it away. Mind you help me on my quest?"
"Sure, i will help you, Adept Cain." I said.
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i hear voices behind me 2 people i hid in a tree and waited for them to pass but as they were passing i was pisses off cain with all his fingers and some random elf thing he had a bow and arrow so i jumped down knocked out cain (again for the hundreth time) the elf man and i eyed each other off he quickly drew him bow and shot his speed was unbeleavible i just managed to doge it and draw my sword thats it this is war i swung my sword he doged and quickly prepaired another shot but before he could a swung back and cut his bow in half he tackled me to the ground i kicked him off and knocked him out as well then i kick adepts right hand off cause he got all his fingers back somehow then i quickly ran off before they awoke
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Now, having nothing on my right arm but a stump, I was losing blood heavily, and, as soon as I woke up, I blacked out again. When I next awoke, I was in a white room in a bed with a thin materess, with a bandage over the stump on my arm. A nurse came over to me and said that they had found me and that I was safe in hospital, although, given my past experiences, I didn't trust hospitals anymore, so I just lay there, waiting for the nurse to go away, before getting up and sneaking out the window.
There were no constraints, so it was easy going until I got to the edge of the forest, where there was a wall of cobblestone standing in my way. I couldn't get past it, so I waited at the wall, weak, until a doctor found me and took me back to the hospital. He told me his name was Mr Under_Score, and that he had performed major operations on others, never with a single failure, and that he could get my hand reattached quite easily.
After a few hours of drifting in and out of sleep, the doctor finally came and told me that it was time for my operation, I had no reason to believe that anybody would hurt me here, after all, there were high walls all around, and everybody was so nice. I think I will stay here until my next post.
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i wish the diamond to me then put it in a safe then in a bigger safe which i bury on the moon teleport the moon to a different galxy aliens find it and cover it in bedrock.
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only reasonable posts read the other 8 pages 10 ppl say stop being unreasonalbe we r still at adeptcains
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as i was running i triped on a rock and broke my nose so i went to the hospital and sat in the waiting room i looked at the floor for a bit then i looked up "mother f***er" it was cain with the site of his face i jumped out of my seat and cut his entire left arm off and knocked him out (for the one thousandths time) and then Mr_under_score and ran out of the hospital when i fell over again and knocked my nose back into place "well that was a good trip" i sead then i ran and ran and ran and ran then walked for a bit then ran again and took a rest at a rock next to a pond and waited
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Beacuse of my latest 'inconvenience', I am now stuck in the hospital for an additional 6 months.
I really hate you farkoff.
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as i wait i pull a mars bar out of my pocket and eat it
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I get a gun, shoot everyone, use a trained doggy to find secret place, put diamond in a BETTER secret place, and surround it with heavily armed creepers
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I spy on you, grab my friends, and get them to fight every creeper of your army with diamond swords! Then, I sneak up behind you, karate kick you in the face, grab my diamond sword and stab you to death! I grab the diamond and gave it to Notch to put in his safe, with his money! Because I know I can trust him!
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stop being rediculus you cant just get a gun and shoot everyone and there is only one diamond un stead of just adding at least read the first page
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i follow you to the secret place and take the diamond and go find a void and jump in it
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after that guy took the fake diamond i started walking again it was night time now and i was tired and i wasent watching my step and fell down a hole and was knocked out the sword slid down a slope and fell next to 8 mob spawners of creepers and 10 mob spawners of zombies
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I get back in time when the D.P.A. was first founded and i go to the "Paradox in Paradox" "machine thing" then i put a paradox IN the "Paradox in Paradox" machine COMPLETELY destroying it then i sneak into the super computer room or the (CORE) then i compine a void and a portal to the neather near it Creating a BLACK HOLE ! then the black hole pulls the super computer to it BUT the super computer is advanced so... the black hole can't pull it so a crack in time happens, when i see the crack (my expression is O_O) i use my awesome ninja skills to get out of the building very fast , and when i get out i find that the building has disappeared ;)
So... i destroyed the D.P.A :D BUT i create the A.D.P.A ( The Anti-Diamond Protection Agency)
Note. You can't just "Stop me" because i used a time machine to get back in time before the agency was "PROTECTED" or your clone existed) :D
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Without knowing, i use my elfish powers to change myself to a pimple on theultimate's butt, so that i could follow him everywhere. i decide to stop following him, when he stopped. I quickly changed back to my magical, sexy elf form and decided to see what was happening. When i saw, i was like "OH MAH GAWD!" and shat bricks. Too bad that i only shat 3, because if i had more, i would build a brick block too place into the black hole. I was looking around, to see what i could stop him with, only to find a piece of realy strechy cable, a bendable rod, and a arrow shaped piece of glass. Quickly, i made a bow out of the rod and cable, and tested it's strength. Perfect. Only i dn't know if the arrow will go. I got the glass arrow, sighted, aimed and.......
I don't know what happened. It seemed like time itself was reversed. Destroyed up to this point. The point when i was worried about Adept coughing blood that night. I woke him, telling him to eat this indian mushroom. He ate it, then we went after Farkoff, not knowing though that even if time were turned back to this point, but the diamond had been returned to it's starting point, tens of thousands of blocks away. I grab some lightstone and redstone arrows, and set off with adept.
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Without knowing, i use my elfish powers to change myself to a pimple on theultimate's butt, so that i could follow him everywhere. i decide to stop following him, when he stopped. I quickly changed back to my magical, sexy elf form and decided to see what was happening. When i saw, i was like "OH MAH GAWD!" and shat bricks. Too bad that i only shat 3, because if i had more, i would build a brick block too place into the black hole. I was looking around, to see what i could stop him with, only to find a piece of realy strechy cable, a bendable rod, and a arrow shaped piece of glass. Quickly, i made a bow out of the rod and cable, and tested it's strength. Perfect. Only i dn't know if the arrow will go. I got the glass arrow, sighted, aimed and.......
I don't know what happened. It seemed like time itself was reversed. Destroyed up to this point. The point when i was worried about Adept coughing blood that night. I woke him, telling him to eat this indian mushroom. He ate it, then we went after Farkoff, not knowing though that even if time were turned back to this point, but the diamond had been returned to it's starting point, tens of thousands of blocks away. I grab some lightstone and redstone arrows, and set off with adept.
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I climb up to a mountain and grab my Bow & Arrow waiting for Jelly and Adept.....BOOM! I fire a few shots off and run.
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i made a chair and i am sitting on a mountain it is quite a show a massive crack and a building destroyed someone shot arrows at some pplz. after i got board and punched some sheep and choped a tree down and made a bed where i lie there awake i dont wana get killed in my sleep so i use the adminium armor mod and hide the VICTORY SWORD under me (not what ur thinking eather)
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randomly comes out of no where and steels the diamond then sells it to buy chocolate. noms on the chocolate and points at the clirck "HES GOT THE DIAMOND!"
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I cut his head off and take the diamond.
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wacks ultra X over the head (WAP!) knocking him out then takes the diamond and gives it to a guy to buy a taco points at him "he has it"
(btw i give up on making a story back to random posts)
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I go to the taco guy, kill him since he has no defence, and then run away with the diamond.
Someone kill me! I want to respawn!
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I kill adept and take the diamond to save him, as he knows where i will hide the diamond. As i walk back to my base, night falls. As im too lazy to use the element arrow mod atm, i use runecraft instead to make a teleporter/trap to my base. I designed it so i step n a presure plate before i go through the teleporter, which causes it to explode after i use it. As i arrive home, I see adept. I give him the diamond and tell him to hide it in his pants, but before he does, i chip the diamond, using the little chip that fell off to make a amulet of finding. This means that if we lose the diamond, i can find it again. As weeks went by, I taught adept the intense art of magic arrows. As he enters the last phase, I decide to give him the amulet of accuracy, and I let him skip the last part. So adept became the official human Archer of mastery.
Later on the weeks, we find sexy women, and we make babies. As time went on and on, the diamnd was kept safe and we made a village. I was the leader. It was an elf and human settlement. All with the Power of the Bow and Arrow. It was an undefeated settlement, and it became the First United kingdom of Minecraftia.
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I respawn, but I can't find the diamond or jellybutter or farkoff, so i go to sleep on top of a mountain.
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^u might wanna edit that post.^
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why would I edit the post? I will start adventuring later.
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As I got bored with ruling this settlement, i decided to test the destruction rune i was working on. It's a rune that gets etched to the arrowtip. I got adept with me, and as he turned around, he realised what i just did. It was too late to do anything, and 1 second after he turned, a brilliant firework display came to life, but also the area the arrow hit was obliterated in the process. Then i just thought, what if adept DIDN'T have the diamond? As i realised this, adept said he didnt have the diamond. I facepalm'd. But then, my amulet of finding came to life! It guided us over plains and mountains, snow storms and deserts. Eventually, Adept and I came to an Obsidian archway. It said 'Fire Rune Here.'
I did as it said. I made a small fire rune, and placed it into the archway. Then, a menacing noise errupted, and in a split second, A purple cloud was in the archway. Over and over it said 'come to me. COME TO ME!'
I shat bricks. I may have an limitless supply of arrows at my disposal, but hearing that voice.... It just sent shivers down my spine.
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There. diamond destroyed with fire. I then create a new diamond within a diamond. Pwnt it's still one diamond and it is forged in my hand
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And I break it in half. As there can only be one diamond, the game( and gem) are over.
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Now wut
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1. You don't have the diamond, therefore you cna't win, neither can anyone else (yet), because it has been destroyed.
2. Like always, someone (this time it is me) goes back in time and has the diamond ninja'd off of you just before it is destroyed.
3. To stop time repeating, I buy another ice cream. I then give it to an orphan because I am now sick of ice cream as I have had to much...
I then trip up the orphan, BECAUSE I AM BORED... ...again...
I give the diamond back to my clone (to much has happened for me to know if he is dead, so I warp time, now he definately is not dead), then it is, and I quote:
"Problem solved by the D.P.A." "...again..."
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i take the 2 halves to the gem, super glue em together use the gem to make a shovel, use the shovel to dig all they way down to the bottom of the map and throw it in the lava.
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i have returned from my slumber underground to see someone with a glowing blue thing. i quickly remember that we are on a diamond hunt and think to my self: damn how long has it been? when i see him throw the diamond towardfs the lava i quickly place a water block to cool the lava and grab the diamond then i teleport to the edge of the world and cross it
i run away never to be seen again and disable teleport to me or me teleing to someone. and the last thing i leave u guys is a sign that reads :dear diamond hunters i have awoken from my slumber to by chance find the diamond and get it. (--> to next sign) : i have gone across many challanges battleing creepers and zombies and have even ventured to the nether. (sry for lng post btw) i now have a pig men army and yes GHASTS (aka JELLYFISH) they serve me now and they kill all on my command i win cuz im still out of map >.>
(again sry for the long post)
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As i was writing before, Me and adept found a obsidian portal. We heard the screams coming out from the purple cloud that was to be the portal. We hesitated, not knowing what would happen. I tied a rope on myself and adept, and ran through the portal.
All I heard were a million screams. What seemed like forever, was only a second. We were here. It was a hellish place with human pigs, only deformed and decaying, like zombies. As Adept and I looked around, we saw a Hell-like castle, with what looked like screaming jellyfish flying around it. We decide to make refuge there. As we get there, we see a door bell and a sign saying "Hidanftw's house. Please ring the bell."
We ring it. He answers the door. For the next week he gives us everything we wanted. After what seemed like forever, he showed us the diamond. We said we were looking for it, and that we would guard it for him as long as we get to have our own hellish armies too. He reluctantly agrees. So Adept, Hidan and I rule over the Nether, making sure the diamond is safe.
Over the course of the time, I find a new rock, alot more better than diamond. It's called a bloodstone. I made pro arrows and swords out of them, and give them to my armies. We figured that the diamond would definatly be safe. Everyone that tried to steal the diamond dies(AKA auto god mode win).
THE END
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to be sure nobody can get to use we destroy the portal and make one of are own
multiple ones to be exact then we set each of them but 1 over a lava bit full of zombie pig pplz and ghasts. if u get in then u shall have a chance to join me or DIE!
for everywrong portal u go in i add 2 more btw so u must rlly wanna get that diamond if u try to get threw
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i make a portal and i assemble an army of spider-pigs with skellys and zombies on them and get them to distrack the army and i use no-clip to sneak in and steal the diamond with god mode and put the diamond in a chest and put a cage of 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
odsidian around it and assemble a new army to guard it with god mode
and i freeze you forever to make sure and throw all your stuff in lava and put a portal over your spawn which leads to a pit of lava
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sh*t in ur mouth then take diamond, then put it in lava lake and it burns eternally so noone can have it llolololololo
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i revive the diamond and do what i did in my last comment
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As the diamond fell into the lava, I mysteriously come back with an Adminium arrow, And fire it at the diamond. It goes straight through it, and lands safely on the other side of the horrible lake. I shoot sgtsomebody in the scrotum,slashing his testicles, then i shot one arrow at his heart. This means i've made it so he can't respawn, as he has no reproductive organs to make another character. I run to the diamond, making sure its safe, then placing back in the adminium portal. I hack into this and make it so NO ONE can god mode or no clip EVER AGAIN! As i was walking back to the castle, I order a squad of 10 zombiew pigmen to retrieve all of Adept's, Hidan's and my own belongings. I order another squad to Retrieve Hidan and Adept from spawn, Bearing a flag with a Golden Leaf and an arrow infront of it, resembling my Emblem.
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got killed on stone table and with out resisting and death itself reverses
EDIT : no clue y i rote it
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back at the castle i destroy the portals and dig a trench (idk how big but f***in big man f***in big) and incase it with bedrock all around the castle then i fill it with lava and make a draw bridge made of >.> <.< *wispers: wood* and the controls are on are side of the draw bridge and to make sure no portals are used to get to us i make it so no portals can get into the room by building pillars to stop any room for making a portal in AND make a secret tunnel only we can acsess because i used locklette (or whatever the f*** it is) were we stay and hide in times of crisis (and are armys living quarters(i mean QUATERS like money) yes money) (sry for long posts BTW
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WERE DID EVERYONE GO
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I, listening to the *ahem* "adventure" the whole time, set off for the diamond.
I jumped in with Jesus, who can't be fooled by silly players, found the diamond, ran to my house, which is made of pure obsidian and walked inside, then stacking more obsidian at the door. I put up an anti-teleportation field around and in the house.
*You can't mine into the house. It's hack-proof and Chuck Norris, Notch, God, Jesus, pirate, and anything else proof.
I place the diamond in a glass case and sing to it daily, making it love me, so it will always want to come back to me no matter who steals it.
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but u dont realise this whole entier time EVERYONE was in a ultimate illusion i cast from the reflection of the moon hitting the earth and this whole time nobody has even taken a step. iv been playing along to test ur abilitys of amagination. if i decided u were to..erm boring i would release u and stab u. i left for a bit killing the erm..boring ppl while i was gone and i return to find u here. so now that u know ur in my infinate domain then continue from this. btw guy above me u never got the diamond i didnt permit it. i dont like ppl who make it so they win it ruins the illusion (SRY FOR MY LONG POSTS)
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oh ya also my illusion is impossible to escape NO MATTER WHAT because i used it into a black hole and it scatterd the reflection to everywere in existance and NONE-EXSISTANCE. so continue this game and unless i release u or ask me then u are still trapped.
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i join the game by reading some notes, they all say find the diamond, i see the illusion spot and keep teleporting until i finally find it and teleport to mount everst and i dig right to the heart and stay there.
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Wth? Where is this game going?
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u never did that sonic because my illusion effects the whole universe... or atleast anywere we can go and btw u are in my illusion too =P
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i cause the volcano to go supernova (in process killing sonicluver5432 and take da diamond) and wipe out all life in the solar system
creating massive radiation that kills anything and bypassess shield and walls and teleportation and anykind of deflection or time travel and stuff :P
b4 my next step i put it in a steve co. chest and notch gets rid of them in the process i make 10 stacks of tnt place dem all set dem off lagg destroy server no1 can take diamond as notch now has it
mwhahahahaha
(now u take it using someting i havnt said lol)
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I USE PK STARSTORM AND YOU ALL DIE!!!!!
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lol u kill minecraft by killing notch so there will be no diamond....
but still i invert ur pk starstorm and unite the world of E.V.E and hide in the center of the ultimate biggest fleet ever that cnt be bypassed
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haha, you really thought it was that easy? HAAAAAAAA! *super sonic steal diamon by teleporting and replacing it with a fake chaos emerald*
P.S i survived the super nova by running faster then it.
now, to end this silly game!
*plants a tiny bomb that cant be noticed by radar or naked eye.
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i disable the bomb because i have clothed eyes and run after you ....
then i catch up to you and sneak up on you and steal the diamond and replace it with the fake chaos diamond.
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lol u have soo much defence,
i punch u in face and take diamond, my diamond
now i make sure that the diamond is secure and gets some1 to get some1 to get some1 to get some to get some1 to get some1 to hide it and they all kill themselves, now i dnt know where it is and neither do they as they are dead. i now adopt 9200 wolves and ghasts to defend me, i hide in a cave.
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Meh Finds Da Dimondz And Shoots You In The Head With A Cap Gun Then I Say Ohh Sh** And I Run Away With De Dimondz And Then I Win!
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ok i like this alot but we should make a server that every like hour we have this happen some one starts with a diamond then we all try to kill him to get it. whom ever starts the server if they want to then please inform me and white list me???? :DDDD???
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i open the gates of hell stealing ur soul. then i make u give me the Dimond and walk into hell eat the Dimond for a snack and then beat ur soul to a nice pulp for soul juice...
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i respawn by a portal to hell (minecraft terms The Nether) i beat up a zombie pigman to steal his gold sword, i cut you in half, steal the diamond, then then as you would think, i would drop it in the lava, nope, i give it to the next poster and i fly off holding the real diamond, as i gave the user a fake emerald that contains 99% diamond 0.5% bomb 0.5% cake.
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i have many souls. after useing vodoo powers to fix myself i have some poor sap get the false Diamond, relizing i have been scamed i burn his soul for ever. once done with that i use a ip tracker to find ur account hack it, walk ur toon into a portel back to the nether take the diamond, and then burn u in a pit. once done, i take the real diamond place it at the center of a star. i then wait for 120,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, years for the star to go nova in which case ur are all dead form old age or are now fryed by the star. i then take the Diamond and jump into a black hole.
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I make a really big hole finding more diamonds
Now I have 3 Diamonds
I shove one up my nose one in my ear and one up my bum
Hahaha
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I use my secret diamond finder and get it then get my wolves and they kill you while i swap the diamond and throw the real one off a cliff!
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then I rewind to just before you win, kick your crotch untill it is obveise you cant have kids steal the dimond hide in my pants next to my balls and go to a sports store and buy a dimond cup and wear that over the dimond and my balls
double protection
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i was wearing diamond armour and i managed to get back to a cliff, using my last obsidion i make a portal and get back to time right before you made the diamond cup. i see you walk in and i simply pick pocket you. i ride my nyan cat which will annoy anyone to death, i then find another 3 diamonds and make a diamond sword. i spawn 9999 creepers which followme so if anyone goes near me. boom. I WIN YAY.
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Kick you in the chest and steal dimond
hide in pocket
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I get invincebilty and go throught the creepers punch you and sweep you of you feet put my clothes on you and the creepers explode on you
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there never was a diamond.
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no, you dont win, i take the diamond and send it to afghanistan!! haha there u cannot get it muhahahahahA!!!
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i didnt look on the right page... FAIL!! XD
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Yellow. Ha! You were distracted and now it's my diamond.
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I find the diamond by natural impulse, take it, run for it, and NUKE THE AREA!!! FTFW!
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Also, i'll go Ichigo on you, and you dont want that to happen.
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lol is this still goin from last year well anyway i clone 10000000000000000000000 chuck norris combine their dna with aliens then i nock u out then take the diamond then i go to a diffrent univeruse and
then my chuck norris guard it ha i win
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No one realized that the diamond was fake the whole time. I took it before anyone else could and took it to the bottom of an infinite bottomless hole and went through a portal to anouther dimension and destroyed the portal after me. I then enslaved the entire population and trained them as super hulk warriors that kill anyone and anything that enters their dimension ever and hid the diamond on a planet made of diamonds in a galaxy made of diamonds surrounded by an indestructable invincible shield that blocks teleporting, time, travel and portals. I then scrambled time so that no matter what time you go their the whole galaxy doesnt exist.
I win
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Well, people what you all fail to realize is one simple thing: The diamond is metaphorical. The diamond is just Notch himself, the real diamond of Minecraft. And when we do anything that involves Minecraft in any way, we get part of Notch. But then we give up what we have when we stop. So you see, wee all have the diamond, it's just a matter of when. And the only one who can claim the diamond forever is Notch himself. We just have to live our lives knowing that tomorrow we will get up , and have some of that diamond.
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I destroy every spec of nothing, creating a black hole. After billions of years a diamond forms, I take it, and I slice it in half, a few billion years later the two halfs become whole diamonds. I give one to NinjaMiniMan. We both win. I don't care what you say.
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Yes, but i dissconnect, then reconnect after you destroyed everything and steal a tiny piece of idamond which in time grows into a diamond, So i win too!
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I find the secret place and then i take the diamond to the universe and send it up to god who then pus it in his pocket thus making the dimond holy and its impossible to getb XD
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I pray to god and promise I'll send the diamond to the poor. diamond falls out of the sky and I give it to the poor and I go over to the place they send it to and use awesome epic power to split it so all poor people can have a bit of it. then I build houses and give them all iron tools and 64 trees so they can do wat they want and keep their shards safe. IWIN!!!!1!111!
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I use Mod powers, steal teh diamond, and lock the thread so nobody else can speak. I win.
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I Steal The Diamond From The "Secret Place" And Crush It Into Tiny Pieces It Can Never Be Fixed Again......It Is Gone
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I buy a new dimond and lock it in a safe and lock the safe in treasure chest and bury it then i burn the map nd burn all evidence and i kill myself so you can never find it XD
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I SEND MY CREEPER ARMY OUT ON A SUICIDE MISSION IF I CANT HAVE THE DIAMOND NO ONE CAN MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I make an immensely thick lava trap for your creepers that splits the universe into two halves, with all you guys on one side and me and the diamond on the other. I then search my side of the universe for years until I find the diamond, and I send it to another dimension which no living being can survive 3 seconds in. But before that, I put a tracking chip in the diamond that lets me control it's movements with rockets on the side, and make a self destruct sequence start if anyone or anything besides me touches it.
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Im walking by as a pedestrian and look at the war, suddenly i found a glowing stone on the ground, i pick it up, put it in my pocket, and then go home...
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I see you walking around acting all suspicious and see a glow comeing from your pocket. I then follow you to your house, knock you out and take the diamond. Then i take it to the bank and cash it in for money $$.
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i piggy back xXemsownsXx into his secret place jump off him and hide in the corner place a locked chest put the diamond in it climb in with my diamond sword and torch then close the chest.
And uhh I WIN!!!!!!!i!
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That makes no sense from what i just posted.
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As an innocent bystander minding my own business, i file a complaint to God who says,"Stop!". Then he resets the game and puts the diamond on the ground. I then pick it up and give it to nagashi and run away.
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After remembering what happened last time nagashi had the diamond, he drops it on the ground for someone else to pick up.
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I walk up to the game. See the diamond. Try to burn it. Herobrine comes. I leave. :O
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Me and Herobrine come to the diamond and pick it up.
--1st mistake--Trusting Herobrine
--2nd mistake--not taking the diamond to my castle where it is safe
To make a long story short, Herobrine has the diamond, i have a boot print on my face and bruises and scratches every where causing me pain.
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Most of these comments are replies from previous comments or comments about previous comments making this game hard to follow.
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I like pigmen.
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None of this makes sense because the diamond was in ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE NO LIVING THING CAN EXIST!
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i asked God to give me the diamond. He replied,"Why should I? all you people are going to do is fight over it.". So then he took the diamond and put it in a safe that only HE can get to. not even Jesus or angels can get to it. OR Chuck Norris. So, I guess God wins.
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hey guys
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No one ever called no backsies....
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I Use A Spy Squirrel To Find The Diamond And Then I Squish 1000000 Tons On Top Of The Diamond U Can't Lift It, I Win!
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I build an Imperial Avenger Cannon and go 26T on your weight, then I blow the weight up and stael the diamond. Then, i do an odd thing with it.....
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hey guys
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hey
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I put my hand in your pocket look at you in the face and take the diamond then walk away
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i rise out of some lava, i check up on the diamond and falcon punch you and you fall into the lava and the diamond flies out of your hands....
"foolish fool"
i fly to the batmobile and flip it. then i throw it at peoplethen i fall asleep wiwth the diamond
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I get a pet wolf and hit u then he attacks u! Then I take it to single player where no one else can go!
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Then I find the diamond and run to my rocket ship that takes me to the end of the universe, where no one can find me.
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I have a sixth sense that notifies me my diamond is gone and I go to where it is and follow your footprints to where the rocket is. Then I use a portal gun mod, put down a portal and hitch a ride just before it takes off! I take my wolf and sic him on you! Then I put the other portal down and go through it! Then I destroy the portals. I then put it inside my secret room inside my secret underground fortress!
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*makes a jukebox so the diamond cant be obtained again!*
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then i come out of my many month coma and just so happen to stumble upon the secret place. but then i trip in to some lava and the diamond burns with me.
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I gain a mod that changes the power of tnt so that it can blow up obsidian and blow it up. Then I find the diamond in the lava and hide it inside a ... I can't tell you!
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I forgot. I also used a iron sword and killed you!
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I then wait in my hideout for a person to come to try to steal the diamond inside a ______. I sit on my lazy butt on the couch and watch TV while I wait.
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I found your secret place and stole the diamond and put it in indestructible glass so i win.
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I pick the glass up and throw it away.....I'll call my boy Scorpion from Mortal Kombat and he will beat you then take the diamond.Then he will give it to Sub-zero who will freeze it and keep it on him until the Lin-Kuei turn him into Cyber-Sub-zero then it will be stuck inside his robot costume until he dies then Quan-Chi will Resurrect him as Noob Saibot but he was soo evil that he forgot it in the Nether realm so no human can get it without dieing in the next 3 seconds
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I use a portal device to get inside of your indestructible glass and steal the diamond. oh btw it was in a banana.
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bobsevillair's anti-sleep device has a slight catch. He doesn't have to sleep, but he soon gets so tired that he wants to sleep, so he does. The robot is self-powered, but not self-repairing. Over time, it breaks down and becomes useless. The diamond, beside the run-down robot and sleeping guard, is mine for the taking. I quickly take it, craft it into a diamond pickaxe, and mine out a giant cave underground. The diamond pickaxe wears out and breaks. I dust off my hands and declare this stupid forum game to be sealed and done. Lock this thread.
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Thatssssssss a very nissssssse diamond you have there.
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But as soon as the creeper exploded, the diamon survived as it was so precious. I took it and dug far into the ground, where I found LAVA! I found a little place where I could hide it and did. I looked around and made a bed, waiting... for a sign..
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But as soon as the creeper exploded, the diamon survived as it was so precious. I took it and dug far into the ground, where I found LAVA! I found a little place where I could hide it and did. I looked around and made a bed, waiting... for a sign..
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And the sign is... I punched you in da face and ran away with the diamond... FOREVER!
My feet are killing me :(
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i turn into a mixture of chuck norris duke nukem and lol face and im invincible 1 pwn$$ yous and y@urs loozezz i winz you all fail lol
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I go on w/ hacks and I start spawning OVER 9000 DIAMONDS PER MILLISECOND! I have all the diamonds and I give one to everyone so they are happy. Then I press a button which triggers a nuclear bomb in every diamond I gave to everyone as I'm hiding in my adminium base underground sleeping on some diamonds and since everyone is dead no one bothers me and I WIN! Plus I already destroyed all anti-nuclear bases and armor except mine and I scanned my adminuim base to make sure that nobody is hiding underground in my base but me. I make diamond bodyguards and armor/weapons for them. I make sure that there is no loophole inside my base so anyone who survived can't get back on Earth. To make sure that my plans work, I fill space up with all kinds of chemicals and acids so that anyone there is dead. If they are really far away, they still cant get to Earth where I have all the diamonds in Minecraft! CREEPER FTW!
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I DROP A NUKE AND WE ALL DIE. GAME OVER BEOTCHES!
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Drop a nuke? They dont exist in minecraft. Anyways, the "nuke" didnt get the diamond so I got it quickly and ate it! Then I went into the water and buried myself in the sand.I used World of Minecraft hacks to go right far away into bedrock and died unfortunately. I was banned. There was a message saying:
"You are banned for using World of Minecraft hacks. But you can keep the diamond"
So I went into the "real" toilet and flushed it away. BUT, as I was walking to the toilet, the diamond fell out of my hands and BROKE!
---GAME OVER---
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I put a portal down just before the diamond falls and breaks and it comes straight to my hand. Then I go back to my ruined moon colony and I then make a giant instantaneously repairing house type thing and I make sure I make a machine that can not be destroyed or moved by anything and that makes sure I never sleep. I put the diamond right next to a portal that leads to me. I am in a place that no one other than me can go to unless I say they can. I also make the machine make me not become hypnotized or mind controlled.
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no one can teleport or time travel or transport anything into anywhere that I mentioned. HA.
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OK then i simply hack into the World of Minecraft server and find this exact page in HTML format on the server, delete the Html for your post on not being able to teleport into anywhere you mentioned, go to you "moon houe" thingy, hack into the server in which this is on, install the SDK gun mod to the server, set the blast radius of nuke to 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
and blow up your moon house, come back when the moon house is gone forcing you to allow me to go to your realm where your diamond has teleported give you all the gold, iron, coal and redstone in the world making you RICH, then i get the diamond, get the world file, get ssp commands, play the world in singleplayer, teleport to the far lands so far away you'd need my 500000 core 1000000000000THZ 600000000000000TB RAM awesome CPU to be able to handle the lag, hide the diamond there in a stone door in the hidden doors mod, go back to when computers were invented and steal the invention and kill everyone in IBM, ubuntu, java, apple, microsoft, etc, keep the computer as MY OWN, meaning no one will have computers (except for me and notch so i can play minecraft) so none of you guys will have a computer to play minecraft making you unable to play minecraft meaning I get the diamond to keep. I also killed everyone in the people in computer companies family trees and ERASED THEM FROM HISTORY meaning if you go back in time to save them to allow yourself to have a computer to play minecraft and steal MY diamond there will be nobody to save. Now i realize you can just walk into my house and use my computer to hide the diamond again, but I will have a BACKUP on a hidden highly secured top security flash drive, another floppy disk, and an External HD hidden in the center of the earth, meaning if you try to get the HD u'd burn!!!!! I also have the backup hidden on notch's computer which is TOP SECURITY and if you have any love for minecraf tyou won't go screwing with notch's computer, plus the minecraft save is embedded in the operating system and is UNABLE TO BE REMOVED meaning in order to delete it you'd need to delete his whole HD meaning NO MORE MINECRAFT!!!!!!! so basically I am the only one with minecraft and a computer, and my computer will be secured with a pressure plates surrounding the building and covering the building which fires off a self destruct mechanism sends off heat seeking missiles to blow you up, which will do no damage to the house because of the fact that it's made of bedrock. The only way to get in is to simply say the password, which is UNHACKABLE do to the fact that you don't have computers to hack with, and since you have no knowledge of computers you'd spent the rest of your life trying to crack the code which is UNBREAKABLE (called an eternity code, reference to artemis fowl) and only responds to my voice patterns. To make things even harder for you, it has a 1000 digit code and a pressure plate that only opens with my exact weight (remember this is in real life not minecraft) then the computer will be inside ANOTHER bedrock vault (still not in minecraft) and if you somehow manage to get to my computer, you won't have your own computer to play minecraft on, plus there's no way to hack into this website to remove my comment, since i encrypt the whole website. I shall host every website in the universe on my computer, each is encrypted with my eternity code so the only way to edit the HTML is if you make me decrypt it and then you wouldn't know HTML since half of you probably don;t know what that is and if you can do any HTML you can prbably display some simple text and that's it with no CSS or javacript or anythin and probably dont know many tags so you wouldn't know where the text was, and i'd also have an APPLE computer and way over half of you people use windows, the crappiest OS on earth, and will have no idea AT FIRST of how to use the OS since it's very user friendly and stuff but it'll take you awhile because you'll be thinking "where's the start button?" "where is my .minecraft folder located?" "what the hell is safari?" "wait, how do i do this again? why doesn't it work when i type in %appdata%?" and all that. Although it is very easy to do this and all that and if you are having a hard time there is a documented help however it'll take you long enough for my minions to kill you, and then my airport will be off and my wireless router will be protected and have something better than today's top high class security so you wouldn't know how to hack it since you've never heard of it and you wouldn't be able to access the internet without me and it'll also have my eternity code so i can' see any way around all that. I have the diamond, no one can get it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Since our universe in real life runs on windows XP, I simply restore our universe via a system restore back to 07/26/11 at 17:29 and steal the falling diamond from bobsevillair
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OK, if you can actually read and have a brain, you'll remember that I had killed everyone who invented computer, so you wouldn't have a computer to back it up to and to restore from.
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You have clearly demonstrated your lack of knowledge of higher-dimensional physics. This computer running our universe would have to be running in the fourth dimension or higher, and it would be impossible for a third dimensional creature such as yourself to destroy the higher dimensional computer or it's creator
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Well, sir, it's not impossible because I DID IT!!!!! also, is it possible to get doctor octagonapus to guard your diamond, is it possible to go to some weird planet we don't know of to set up some base of some sort? everything we're doing is apparently "impossible" so if this was how this whole string was then there wouldn't be half the replies here. so HA.
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*steals the diamond and shatters it beyond repair in any way, scattering the diamond dust to the winds*
I win :P
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I use a portal device to get inside of your indestructible glass and steal the diamond. oh btw it was in a banana.
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*Ninja's her way through everything in aarth19's path and steals the REAL diamond, shattering it beyond repair and ultimately winning*
Yup, i can do it in that short of a sentence.
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i pickpocket nagashi i win!!
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I just skipped 574 comments thus creating 573 parallel universesi then use ma diamond sword to chop the diamond into 574 unequal parts. the only way to get the diamond is to jump into 573 different parallel find the hidden piece then go to the next universe. each piece is hidden and will take hours to find. then you must put it together like a puzzle one misplaced piece and the puzzle will reset and you will have to find the pieces again.once completed the puzzle you must find harry potter and make him fix it then you have the diamond yayz =0 but you cant get it because you must get into the universe im in to access theese 573 parallel universe that i created when I I use the powers of Quan-Chi to put deadlypixel69 in a trance to give me a ninja piggyback ride all the way out to the parallel parallel universe. then i shall keep her in a bag...(I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE) Since it is a parallel parallel universe i thought of something. parallel means the opposite right? the opposite of opposite is non-opposite.so the parallel of parallel is non-parallel isnt it?so i am in the right universe and not in the other.but wait there is no diamond cuz it was a fake that was destroyed. but since this is the non-parallel universe i will use Quan-chi to summon a newb to steal the diamond from garyfarmer . but he is no ordinary noob he is one of those geeks that want internet love. sooo i threw the deadlypix-err thing in the bag at him and he gave me the diamond.then the noob took you away 4ever as you are now 4ever under the trance and yeaa thats it about you.now i build an UNHACKABLE computer and put a password on it so you cant go on.in that computer i shall play minecraft and create a world made of pure lava then i shall use hacks to make myself invincible in minecraft BETA SINGLE PLAYER so i wont get caught for hacking.then i shall go to sleep to enter the dreamworld and since its my dream i can create a machine that will let my body to enter and exit a video game.then i shall create a machine that will let me carry machines from the dreamworld to real life.i shall than wake up with my machine and enter the minecraft game and turn off the computer so i am stuck in cyberspace with the diamond forever.then i shall create a super secret hideout gaurded by millions of herobrine from the Past version so they will attack you. Then i take a DS out of my pocket and start playing pokemon black then i will enter the dreamworld in pokemon black.i shall go in with the machine i created in my dream and be stuck in a pokemon game that is forever lost forever.then i shall live happily ever after ontop of a charzard with my diamond.THIS DREAMWORLD IS 100% PROOF of all 320,826 of you and anyone else who joins this forum. Muahhahahah I WIN I GOTZ TEH DIAMOND AND NOONE ELSE CAN GET IT MUAHAHAHHAHA. LET UR LIL SHORT SENTENCES EAT THIS DEADLYPIXEL AARTH19 THE RUTHLESS VILLAIN
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im one of the 21 new people so i jump in an JACK your diamond which i drop into a lava pit to destroy it
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I go into the seventh dimension and destroy our universe and all of it's parallels, a simple point in the seventh dimension. The universe and all parallel universes where any of us and the diamond could possibly exist are gone. Any attempt at turning back time is impossible since I destroyed our universe in all seven dimensions, including every fourth dimension (time) for any parallel universe. Any universe where the "diamond" can possibly exist is gone.
Theoretical Physics for ya.
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stole every piece of diamond and every piece ever to be stolen from me.
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Well as i said at the end of my post ''THIS DREAMWORLD IS 100% PROOF of all 320,826 of you and anyone else who joins this forum.'' doesn't dude4848 find this familiar??? Im sure he does.I said ''anyone else who joins this forum'' he joined the forum well welcome but as it says ANYONE ELSE WHO JOINS and he is someone else who joined isnt he??? sooo ALL of you are stuck in a parallel dimension BUT since sexwithladys (LOLZ AT NAME) skipped 2 comments he cracked the parallel dimension making it impossible to destroy and impossible to leave sooo have fun there forever with your friend sexwithladys
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muahhahahha I haz teh diamond not you =)
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i use noclip then steal the daimond and hide the daimond in bedrock and i pwn you all by placing lava were u are and u die and when the game is over i still have the daimond so u all got pwned and i win
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i shutdown the server
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So what you have the daimond??
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i use my secret power and win instantly and you all lose and then the next round i steal DIAMOND and teleport back to base then build an 50 foot thick wall of bedrock and wait till end of round and still have it and i win boo yea u lose
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I epically crash through the thick bedrock walls, taking the diamond from your head, and throwing it into the lava pool of Mordor made in Minecraft! No one shall ever see it again.
*my precioussssss*
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I send Smeagol in after it but he dies so no more diamond.
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I go super sayain 50 and beat the crap out of all of you, take the diamond, teleport to an unknown world, and proceed to eat it. No one can stop me. nothing. nothing can hurt me. I can escape black holes thats how strong i am. I beat you. end of story.
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I go super sayain 50 and beat the crap out of all of you, take the diamond, teleport to an unknown world, and proceed to eat it. No one can stop me. nothing. nothing can hurt me. I can escape black holes thats how strong i am. I beat you. end of story.
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Can you read? The diamonds was obviously obliviated when when YouBeAngels threw it into a lava pool...
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Really? DO YOU EXPECT THE MASTER OF STEALING
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I shoot Aarth19 in the foot, he drops the diamond, and I take it and run to the farlands. The chunks overwrite themselves, making me a hard person to find. >:D
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Btw aarth its called TooManyItems buddy.
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but then i suddenly remember......
I use the powers of Quan-Chi to put deadlypixel69 in a trance to give me a ninja piggyback ride all the way out to the parallel parallel universe. then i shall keep her in a bag...(I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE) Since it is a parallel parallel universe i thought of something. parallel means the opposite right? the opposite of opposite is non-opposite.so the parallel of parallel is non-parallel isnt it?so i am in the right universe and not in the other.but wait there is no diamond cuz it was a fake that was destroyed. but since this is the non-parallel universe i will use Quan-chi to summon a newb to steal the diamond from garyfarmer . but he is no ordinary noob he is one of those geeks that want internet love. sooo i threw the deadlypix-err thing in the bag at him and he gave me the diamond.then the noob took you away 4ever as you are now 4ever under the trance and yeaa thats it about you.now i build an UNHACKABLE computer and put a password on it so you cant go on.in that computer i shall play minecraft and create a world made of pure lava then i shall use hacks to make myself invincible in minecraft BETA SINGLE PLAYER so i wont get caught for hacking.then i shall go to sleep to enter the dreamworld and since its my dream i can create a machine that will let my body to enter and exit a video game.then i shall create a machine that will let me carry machines from the dreamworld to real life.i shall than wake up with my machine and enter the minecraft game and turn off the computer so i am stuck in cyberspace with the diamond forever.then i shall create a super secret hideout gaurded by millions of herobrine from the Past version so they will attack you. Then i take a DS out of my pocket and start playing pokemon black then i will enter the dreamworld in pokemon black.i shall go in with the machine i created in my dream and be stuck in a pokemon game that is forever lost forever.then i shall live happily ever after ontop of a charzard with my diamond.THIS DREAMWORLD IS 100% PROOF of all 320,826 of you and anyone else who joins this forum.
Muahhahahah I WIN I GOTZ TEH DIAMOND AND NOONE ELSE CAN GET IT MUAHAHAHHAHA. LET UR LIL SHORT SENTENCES EAT THIS DEADLYPIXEL
SINCERELY
AARTH19 THE RUTHLESS VILLAIN
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Lol aarth, you should get out more. xD
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i summon the alpacan fleet (insert awesome spceial effects here)
and use it to kick ur ass until you tell me where the diamond is, I then retrieve the diamond and use the fleet to kill you and then I put it inside the main ship of the fleet.
Alpaca s foreva
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I summon ice minnions that beet the fleet and take the diamond
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i kill god so the universe never existed and same with the diamond. pwned.