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Ninjaness

I use my epic ninja powers to kill the entire army of ice minions then make the Ice Minion King my servant.  With the Ice Minion King at my side, I hunt down Herobrine for 40 days and 40 nights.  I then find Herobrine and enlist him as another one of my servants.  I then entrusted Herobrine to hunt down, kill and retrieve the diamond from who ever steals if from me next.

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I kill him

I kill herobrine then resurect him make him my servant and buttler (heh) and take the diamond back after herobrine kills all the icelings :]!

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TeeHee

I still have the diamond you failures Takous and sonic7evan are now stuck in a parallel universe =) I am the Master of steal the diamond =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)

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I teleport to the world

I teleport to the world regardless of what you say and crush the diamond.

"I don't need another diamond. I've already got diamond everything."

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I takez it

I break your diamond everything and take the tiny bit and turn it into one diamond and lock it up in 1000000000 safes

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Well Done

I take the diamond from him because he cannot end a round only nagashi can. I then Use the awesome powers of quan-chi to put H4X, triddin, moujave, and <WM> to soo triddin can create a force field around me with his mighty coding skills while <WM> will use the awesome power of teh BANHAMMAH to pwn all noobs that dare to attack meanwhile moujave and H4X do whatever all the other moujaves' and H4X'S do. As I am being protected I use quan-chi to put nagashi under a trance. I make him end the game causing me to win. NO part of this  comment can be accessed by time travel, teleportation, instant transmission, ninjaness, awesomeness, uglyness, coolness, or any other magical or non magical, impossible or possible way.

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i pwnz alll

ima addictted  [SSSS]

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Diamonds?

I dont see why all you people are fighting over a slanted square. 

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Diamonds?

I dont see why all you people are fighting over a slanted square. 

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Stop

Its not a ''slanted square''  diamond (from the ancient Greek ἀδάμας – adámas, meaning "unbreakable," "proper," or "unalterable") is one of the best-known and most sought-after gemstones. Diamonds have been known to humankind and used as decorative items since ancient times; some of the earliest references can be traced to India.

The hardness of diamond and its high dispersion of light – giving the diamond its characteristic "fire" – make it useful for industrial applications and desirable as jewelry. Diamonds are such a highly traded commodity that multiple organizations have been created for grading and certifying them based on the four Cs, which are caratcut,color, and clarity. Other characteristics, such as presence or lack of fluorescence, also affect the desirability and thus the value of a diamond used for jewelry.

Perhaps the most famous use of the diamond in jewelry is in engagement rings, which became popular in the early to mid 20th century due to an advertising campaign by the De Beers company, though diamond rings have been used to symbolize engagements since at least the 15th century. The diamond's high value has also been the driving force behind dictators and revolutionary entities, especially in Africa, using slave and child labor to mine blood diamonds to fund conflicts.

Thats what a diamond is not a slanted square its a jewel not a little shape you dummy. Diamonds are super epic jewels. 




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Gonna add this

Gonna have to add this to my name

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There

I am the true MASTER

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I jumped past all

I jumped past all the previous comments without reading them, causing the space-time continuum to become overloaded, causing all portals to the past, present, or future, and also to any and all parallel universes, to close and never be able to be re-open, because the continuum is unstable. IF you were able to get a portal to open long enough to get through you would end up floating in a neutron only dimension know as the Glow(any who get  the reference are epic), from which you would never return. So the diamond is there-for gone with aarth standing as the owner.

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If

So I still have the diamond?

Don't ruin the game im_the_beast thats mean.
I use the awesome powers of quan-chi to go to the nether realm
which im_the_beast forgot to terminate. (THIS IS NOT A PARALLEL UNIVERSE ITS ANOTHER REALM)
i then use time travel in the netherrealm to go back to  02/01/2011 and get im_the_beast a distraction by giving him a girlfriend / boyfriend 
and a life to stop him from signing up here. And so im_the_beast was terminated and so the space time continuum was restored and was slightly cracked because of messing with time. Now I use perma-glue to fix the space time continuum forever.I then make im_the_beast return and he is not able to mess with the space time continuum ever.So its possible to steal the diamond IF you are able to get past me.  

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Oops

Forgot that You cant because the games over XD

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Forever bored
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I Destroy the World Of Minecraft and make it My Home And Take Diamond which is defended by 1,000,000 indestructible Herobrine's and i win . THE END

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its not over till its over

i invade with an army of alpacas burn everything down, turn teh place into my personal nether and utilise 1,000,001 indestructible alpaca herobrines to beat the sharpy out of you. I then take teh diamond.

done like a BOSS

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Uhm.... How would destroying

Uhm.... How would destroying World of Minecraft give you an inaccessible  diamond?

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unbeatable

I pay <WM> to ban every alpaca and herobrine guarding the diamond then give it to <WM> as a present,  thus making it impossible to get to, because not even chuck norris beats <WM>

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i find the diamond

I blow everything up and i find the diamond

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oh

damn, didnt think of that

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Once again, you are assuming

Once again, you are assuming that you can access the diamond...

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aha

kills beast for no apparent reason and completely forgets about the diamond

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Resurrects  Beast and still

Resurrects  Beast and still remembers the diamond, but doesn't need it cause he has TMI ;)

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since im bored

since im bored i punch beast in teh face and slap him with a moist alpaca.

i then somehow get the diamond i wont explain now.

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I..

I slap u wit a porchopz and take diamond hah then  put it in a safe made of infinimamite noone can open not even me

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well

well that sucks. now no one has the diamond. but wait i have it. how why where. its because i while not explaining how hid a fake diamond which you just locked in a safe and only i right now have the real diamond

give up fools, the alpaca always wins.

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well i turn into a dragon and

well i turn into a dragon and rip yay's head off then fly away with the diamond to my home where no one can find me:)

 

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well i turn into a dragon and

well i turn into a dragon and rip yay's head off then fly away with the diamond to my home where no one can find me:)

 

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I...

Take it from you with magic cas u duble postedz

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i reverse the magic spell and

i reverse the magic spell and return it to ME!!!!!!!!!! mwahahahahahhahahahah!

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i rule  

i rule

 

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I destroy the whole galaxy

I destroy the whole galaxy except iceworld and i take the diamond!!!

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I teleport the diamond to me

I teleport the diamond to me using MAGIKULL MAGIKRY

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That was a fake diamond i

That was a fake diamond i still have the otherone

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YOU GUYS HAS TE FAKE DIAMOND! I REPLACED IT WITH A FAKE WHEN THE GUY WHO MADE THE FIRST POST LOOKED AWAY! MWAAHAHAHA U WILL NEVER FIND IT I HAVE IT LOCKED INSIDE A PLACE WITH 9001 LOCKS!! XD

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I portal all the keys to me

I portal all the keys to me and open stuff and i destroy everything ever made even u and the world and the whole space

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XD Fail.

"Accio diamond!" I said. Then, i got Dumbledore to place a bunch of protections so muggles cant see, or feel the diamond, nor can wizards exept me and dumbledore!

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i get the diamond

ti walk up to dumbledore and being him he let himself die and as soon as he did the spells wore off and then i walked in and took the diamond and hid it in a place no one will loook in a parrallel universe inside the same diamond and again and again until the universe ripped apart and the diamond in a diamond in a diamond ect. got launched into a void of nothing that was sealed and infested witrh daleks.!!!!!!!!


ha ha ha i win

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HEH

expelliarmus i take the diamond from your hand after finding you

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i THEN take the diamond from

i THEN take the diamond from you then i goto the moon after pressing a button that launches nukes ALL over the world and creates a nuclear wasteland with NO survivors and as im landing on the moon i get into a 1 person escape pod after spraying it with a poision that nobody but me can survive in and i spend eternity in my cloaked escape pod with an unlimited amount of food and water

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DW ALL

Dont worry,

1st of all The diamond is inaccessible because the round ended and was never started again. So all of you are in a parallel universe and some dude was terminated for cheating by creating a second diamond
2nd I would have a lot more but to change it up today ima end this part with : sonic7evan   + yay1024 + xXElitEXxpr0  go bye bye for cheating.
From,
The MASTER of steal the diamond thread and thread POLICE (TMostdtatP)

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i can get u

since i am in the void i can still get to u and as u drift past i set fire to ur food supply which will forever burn because its an endless supply and then u die in the fire and i go into the pod with a fire suit and take the diamond back. i then go and hide it in a nuke so that whoever goes for it will blow up and the nuke doesn't get detoryed so it can blow up again and again. because no-one can have the diamond!!!!!

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aha

i undo all of the last posts because the rules say that there is only one diamond and therefore all of the posts after the fake diamond posts are invalid

this somehow make me end up with the diamond and i walk away whistleing happily

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actually

i was teh one who had the real and the fake diamond. short update i still have the diamond u dont cuase u just took my fake diamond i still have the real one and now u cant win because (insert reason here) so i dont really have any competition so i eat the diamond.

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wait whut?

but how can i take the fake diamond if there is  no fake diamond because of the rules?

you eat the real diamond, get diamond poisoning(it exists now) and die, i go to your funeral and steal the diamond from your dead body

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Dynomite

I use my musical jig: saying a oh gotta let go
you:take the diamond
Me:yay
Me(teles to the nether)

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WTH

DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND ENGLISH????

 
Ill make it more simple for you.
Round is done so no diamond anymore.
I win.
YOU CANT GET THE DIAMOND BECAUSE THE ROUND IS OVER!
GET THAT THROUGH YOUR TINY PEANUT SIZED BRAINS!!!!
Also you are all trapped in a parallel universe because darkspirit97 skipped ma comment so you are all trapped.

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LULZ

Neww signature =)

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calls ub a tital wave and

calls ub a tital wave and washes over you with the diamond and makes you drop it. i pick it up. : D

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DUDE

DUDE You cant get the diamond the round IS OVER really?

man seriously WILL YOU ALL UNDERSTAND THAT THE ROUND IS OVER THE GAME IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
END OF THIS THREAD.

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You just ruined de fun.

You just ruined de fun.

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Minions

I send out my mini Irishmen all over the world to find the secret place, 10 years later in a cave near Jerusalem one of my helpers finds the diamond, amazed at it's raw power, he takes it and runs off.  I find him later that day, as he was running through a iceberg in Canada, and right before I was able to get the diamond, he ate it.  Six hours later, I got the diamond, put it in my pot 'o gold, and disappeared with the rainbow.

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GGGGRRRRRRR

I steal diamond and brake it then i brake everthing threfore i win

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AM I INVISIBLE

zomg do you understand??

THE ROUND IS OVER 
THE GAME IS OVER
GET THAT THROUGH YOUR MINDS!!!!
BUT IF UR NOT GOING TO LOOK RIGHT HERE:
If you wont stop I will start.
I make nagashi start round 2 =)
I take the diamond and go a googolplex yottaparsecs high into space (If you dont know those two words go here:http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_largest_unit_of_measurement_for_distance
) Soo any ways that far in space i start to cry into a bucket. I then start to duplicate the water bucket (I am able to do this because I am in my Super Pokemon game inside an inaccessible Minecraft Beta game which is stuck in cyberspace which is in an inaccessible parallel universe which is only available to theese people : garyfarmer ((Far away and in a love trance)), Deadlypixel69 (((In a trance I put her in with quan-chi and is also trapped with garyfarmer 4ever))) And some other noobs that i dont remember...)
Anyways I duplicate and  duplicate until I have enough tears to spill on the whole UNIVERSE which will crack the glue that I used to fix the space time continuum (As seen on spongebob LOL) By breaking the space time continuum im not really sure what im doing but I did it anyway.I continue to destroy all worlds, parallel universe and all life forms except for me. I Create a Jammer that will Trap and Destroy all survivors that try to get to me or anywhere near me in the past present or future. ALSO I make them indestructible IN ANYWAY POSSIBLE OR IMPOSSIBLE. I then summon Quan-chi to resurrect <WM> triddin and umm i dont know H4X moujave and kevin. Once again I put them all under a trance to obey my every command.
Triddin uses his awesome coding powers to make an anti LIFE-form shield around me So no one can attack me. <WM> H4X moujave and kevin will protect me with the powers of teh BANHAMMER I then use Quan-chi to resurrect My house! I go to my laptop and do some System Restore to go back in time b4 minecraft was made. I then summon Notch to me and I pwnz him and DESTROY HIM. I then use System Restore to go back to the future where i was b4. I then rest in an unexisting game lost and corrupted resting with the broken pieces of the space time continuum With All life-forms under my command and well you get the point Im just chillin in an unreachable place by anyway.
Lets see you get me naow =)

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I burp an undestrutable burp

I burp an undestrutable burp from the deepest cores of a paralell universe from within my body. i then delete the text u have written with my awesome powers, and retrieve the diamond because im just aweomse like that. i then take control of Smokinaj's minons to gaurd me forever although the diamond does not exist. whoever now attempts to get in my way will get Error 404. THE END.

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I find the secret place and

I find the secret place and eat the diamond. Then i turn into brick and then you will get banned if you break me for griefing. HAHA BANNED FROM LIFE!

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NOTCH POWER

*Turns into Notch and brakes the brik takes the diamond and then BANEZ everyone from MINECRAFT,so u can't even play singleplayer!!!*

BOOM! XD

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Errgh

Scottzar made a mistake by breaking the rules by creating a second diamond. so I took the diamond and then destroyed the space time continuum. mashed it into space dust and threew it into the past. thus causing a polar coprandonistyah hyper nudiuserityopticlium quantum paradox. thus wipeing out every thing EVAR. so the world is just a blank nuthing. i then take the Blank Empty continuum and smash it and throw it further into the pas thus causing a hiroglutanouskorptioshinififacationificly double triple trio reverse polar coprandonistyah hyper nudiuserityopticlium quantum paradox inside a polar coprandonistyah hyper nudiuserityopticlium quantum paradox thus making it a double paradox thus causing it to be a shwinstiple uroptiakafically trianhouristion bioukrantiniporksenallum hiroglutanouskorptioshinififacationificly double triple trio reverse polar coprandonistyah hyper nudiuserityopticlium quantum polar coprandonistyah hyper nudiuserityopticlium quantumutanouskorptioshinififacationificly double triple trio reverse polar coprandonistyah hyper nudiuserityopticlium quantum paradox inside a polar coprandonistyah hyper nudiuserityopticlium quantum  making it so that everything EVAR is non existant making it so that There is no nothing. I have possesion of the diamond though we both dont exist. BEAT THAT

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nothing exists, but I create

nothing exists, but I create a new world with just me and a diamond, so no one else is there,and if anyone does happen to exist in this world, then I'm hiding in an uber-awesome jet powered banana which is riding on a pig and has uber charged lazor beams and hyper rockets and missiles and...and.....well yeah.

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dr who style

I HAVE RETURNED AFTER MY LONG SLUMBER (btw u like to bs and not read all the comments so wtf u should have alreayd lost cuz i already pwnt u but wut eva) so heres wut i do: step 1: get time machine. step 2: go back in time. step 3: destroy a fixed point in time. step 4 have the time space and everything in between disentergarte within 3 hours and the silence and everything come to stop you. (including weepinging angels wich cant die so dont blink,dont look away, and dont look in der eyes or ur f***ed) and ALSO since tiem is desintegrating we end up at a time with no time machines or anything so in evitable the round is over time for round 3. (unless you can stop time from being disentagrated then you cant win). (also silence is when you can see it when ur looking at it but when you look away you forget it) (and also and image of an angel is an angle so i scatter a sh*t ton of pictures around the world so were all boned :3 bai) (LOLZ 1 shot everything killed)

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finds secret

finds secret place, takes diamond to my house... stares at it for a while then throws it out the window.
"Meh, I don't need it."

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DENIED

kain u dont do anything the game is over its been like a day so in the game the time space continum as we know it is gone

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DENIED

kain u dont do anything the game is over its been like a day so in the game the time space continum as we know it is gone

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I shoot whoever has the diamond

I shoot whoever has the diamond and transform it so others don't recognise it.

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again you cant do anything THERE IS NO TIME

read subject (cant do sh*t no time ftw)

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I end this

I eat the diamond and throw myself into the lava after making a black hole that sucks Minecraft in on itself, thus ending the game.

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i restart this

I reset time to before u ended the game and thus stopping u and retrieving the diamond, and i hide in an obsidian Storage device with all my other diamonds

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I win!

I go into no-clip mode and walk through the obsidian, grab the obsidian and go through the other side. I then go into creative mode and fly to a random point of the map in the middle of the sky.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa, dhall10

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No U Dont!

I locate the diamond using my Locator3000, but find u gaurding it. So i get out my Sword and click u until u die. I run away with the diamond and drop it in the middle of the ocean..........Try finding it now!

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I use an extremely cute puppy

I use an extremely cute puppy to distract you whilst I violently beat you with a banana that has deadly spikes out of it. The diamond then flies onto my special flying pig's saddle and starts derping.

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I steal the diamond and make

I steal the diamond and make a diamond shovel out of it. I then dig down to bedrock and build a netherportal. I jump into the portal, hide the shovel in a chest and destroy the portal.

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haha!

I summon a mighty army of enslaved griefers and have them mine 200 stacks of obsidian.  next, we fly down to the level of bedrock that you stupidly left uncovered, and build a crapton of nether portals.  we enter the portals and fly around using the World of Minecraft client and one of my minions come to me.  he is holding a gleaming, amazing shovel.  i exit the nether and trap the griefers there, (cuz imma boss,) and begin to dig a foundation for my new house when all of a sudden... the shovel breaks.  i feed the shards to my puppy, who digests them and poops out the remains.

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HAHAHA

I find you at your secret hining place, steal the diamond, and smash it with a hammer.
I win.

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but alas,

but alas, drpepper, there is no longer any diamond.  it is fine shards inside of my puppy's poop nao.  mwahahahah!

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I then scoop up your dogs

I then scoop up your dogs poop and make a diamond out of the shards. I then continue to run around with my awesomeness and kill everybody in my way. Sadly, I tripped on a rock and the diamond cut my throat. The diamond is now laying there. D:

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i walk over

I walk over and pick up the diamond.  I stand there for two hours. 
After im done standing, I dig a one block wide hole.  I then hide the diamond under a pretty revealing glass block and set up an overly complicated piston mechanism to prevent the capture of the diamond.  I dont notice it can be broken by breaking one redstone block I didnt cover.  Now, I am sitting in a tree mooing at crows.

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Swiftness...like a Creeper

I swiftly shoot you off the tree with an arrow and then trap you in an obsidian box. Destroy the redstone circuit, capture diamond and forge a fake diamond. Tape myself using the fake diamond and making it into an armor which I destroy on tape.And finally I hide the fake diamond Under a flower in Aivant's World of Minecraft realm which you should go to and like right now!

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i die of starvation

i die of starvation.  that is how my journey through this ends.  but i leave behind a strange, catalytic lens...

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Swifter then a creeper...

Steals the glass...swifter than a ninja... swifter than a creeper, as swift as a creepera. Sig. Says it all

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I walk in...

Then steal it, and leave. Just like that.

Haters gonna hate.

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READ!!!!!!!!!!!!! -v

I kill everyone with a glitch, tp the diamond to me, make it the bestest quality it has ever been in, then put it in a bedrock dome with me inside thats ghast proof, ninja proof, tp proof., chuck norris proof, etc, and drink a potion of immortality and a potion of a neverending full stomach so I live there forever and ever without a worry. Also I have diamond armor on just in case someone does get in and I hide the diamond in a lava lake. Giggity giggity goo.

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well see, what happens is

I call up my sheep army and overpower you. I take the diamond and travel to the end, then use the diamond's magical powers to tame the end dragon, I ride the end dragon and attack any who try to steal MAH DIAMOND.

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Epic Guest>You

I use my epic powers to pwn all noobs, and I get the diamond, You lose, I win. K? K.

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Dragon was killed by Ryan so...

I roundhouse slap all with a trout, chuck norris style, then trow the trout at whoever haz diamond. The diamond gets replaced by the trout, and I go to the nether this time and sit on top of my pet ghast Johnson. Johnson releases his fireballz on any who get in my way.

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GET READY TO TASTE THE POWER!!!!!

I send 2 spiders and use a mod that let's spiders jump 5x higher then before. 1 distracts the guy with the fireball and the other leaps onto your face effectively paralyzing you. I then use the fly mod and grab your diamond. Teloport to overworld and dig straight to bedrock, cover up the hole with dirt and make a secret underground base which is fortified with bedrock place the diamond in the chest. I use /lwc and create a field and a region. Just incase i cover up the roof of my base with more bedrock but only after placing a pool of lava. BEAT THAT!!!!

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 forgot one thing

I place a mob spawner outside which spawns creepers to guard the hole

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I find the diamond hidden in

I find the diamond hidden in the secret spot, place it in my pocket, dig a hole until I reach the nether then jump of a ledge into the lava burning me, and leaving the diamond safe so nobody can find it forever....

But I actually gave it to a evil demon cult that is located underneath the lava pit.
DUN DUN DUN

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I am the evil demon cult.

therefore you gave it to me. The dragon egg which Mrs. End dragon layed has now hatched, therefore there is another dragon for me to ride on. I sit on top of the dragon while pwning all who dare try and take the diamond from me.

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Harry Potter and the Cloak of Invisibility

I buy a cloak of invisibility from Hogsmeade (Can you even buy them there?) and sneak up upon your dragon with my Loftwing (Skyward Sword!) that is wearing a cloak too and I snatch de diamonds from you and dulplicate it so no one can ever find it! I hide it in my locked chest that will only open on the command of my voice! I win!

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i take the diamond and it can

i take the diamond and it can NEVER be stolen cause i eat it and bury myself with c4 strapped to my chest.


When the diamond is touched, then BOOOOOOM!

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plan all along...

i planned it all along to let someone get it to a secret place -_- i followed you with my epic ninja ability to be quiet enough for him to not hear me... when he left i walked out and took the diamond to my furnace... i smelted it down to 5 peices, and hid all of them around my house and locked all entrances, redid my walls to adamantium, (unbreakable metal) placed adamantium bars across windows and doors, and locked my door with a bulk latching door. i also placed a HUGE adamantium cube around my house so no one will even get on my property. if anyone did, i have gnomes that have lazer eyes that will kill anyone that doesnt have an adamantium sent and cloth (homeade by me) and i make sure that each gnome has a camera between on the forehead of each gnome so i can also see if anyone comes onto my yard. my cube also is electronic so if anyone touches it, they will be volted with 999,999 volts of electricity. my plan is bulletproof, try getting around the details on that!

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hehehe

i make a portal to the nether outside your cube, walk the correct distance inside the nether so that when i make another portal, i come out in your house

i kill you with my even better ninja skills and collect the pieces of the diamond and craft them back into the whole thing

i then make a huge mob spawner with a 2x1 tunnel attached, i stand so that i get all of the arrows out of the spawner and can continuously shoot down the tunnel, killing anyone who comes to get me

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gnomes

but you forgot all the gnomes that i had in my yard with cameras.... they shoot lazers at movement.

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it wouldn't matter

i used the portal to get inside your house, so i didn't need to go through the gnome defended yard

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reviving teh game.

I spawn in your mobspawner as a skeleton, and then die, then go into your inventory and steal the diamond from there, I morph into Chuck Norris and pwn you, leaving me in your position. I tnt your place, and derp with my pet enderman Chris.

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i nuke the world but program it to destroy everything nomatter what except for me and the diamond

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Forgotten

Johnlop falls into the void, but I quickly place a block just above it using the /place command. Johnlop just misses it, but I pickpocket him in his fall. I de-op everyone but me in the server, build a bedrock house surrounded by lava, and use the Invisible Items mod so you can nevah evah find the diamond again. I RULEZ!!!

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I kill

I torture you until you give me it, while using the suns powerful rays to burn your face off. Then I get the diamond and kill everyone with the rays inside of the diamond and stuff. Good luck trying to outpower this one,

~ArsenalFalcon

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Sais please give the diamond

Sais please give the diamond to me and you give it to me. THANK YOU!

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i hide

i hide until u think youve killed everyone in the world, then comes out with a HUGE titanium shield that covers me comletely and doesnt let the diamond rays through at all. i then snatch the diamond from your hands, hold RIGHT NEXT to your face, killing you due to face peeling off. i then make sure you dont spawn back as a zombie by ripping your heart out with my epic chest punch, and then throw it into a pit of lava in the nether, block off the portal by placing obsidian all over the exit/entrance. therefore, no way for you to get back if your heart spawns zombies... xD

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Simply I'm Lunick, I noclip

Simply I'm Lunick, I noclip through your fancy defenses and snap it up into my hand, floating away on my flying mousepad.

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i arse-kick lunick and steal

i arse-kick lunick and steal diamond with all the power of Notch :):):)

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I'm back Problemz?

Anyway I was awaken from my deep slumber (look at page 14) and found someone stole my diamond! I rush into action and use my epic ninja skills to overpower you. I go in for the kill and grab the diamond before you can even blink. I leap out of the computer and go into the real world. I use the turret mod to set lazer turrets everywhere and recruit a few enderman spies to track down every minecraft player in exsistance and command them to steal their blocks. So begins 1.8...

I hide in a remote island away from any humans and abort the diamond to space. I then go to the past and punch the guy who tried to get the diamond first and break it. Therefore the diamond never existed so therefore no more stealing.

But wait there is more... my future self coes back to stop my other future self to get the diamond so it is still lost in space guarded by nyan cats. I go into beast mode and fly all the way to the diamond punch the nyan cats and get hold of the diamond once more. I put a trance on everyone in page 1 and have them guard it.

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HAHHAHHHAA

You think you could beat me? (The master of steal the diamond) Think
again. Austin00 Said in his subject "I restart this" No one is allowed
to do this other than nagashi or whatever the hell his name was. Thus
banning him and putting everyone who wrote after him in a parallel
dimension for disobeying the rules because by cheating he caused a
second diamond to appear and everyone that has interacted with that
diamond was also marked as cheaters so then putting them in an inescapable parallel dimension. I then Steal the real diamond and then
hide in a game boy advanced then destroy it from the inside. Luckily I
brought Minecraft pocket edition with me so I jump into the game so I am currently resting in a Super Pokemon game inside an inaccessible non-existent Minecraft Beta game which is
stuck in cyberspace which is in an inaccessible parallel universe inside a shwinstiple uroptiakafically trianhouristion
bioukrantiniporksenallum hiroglutanouskorptioshinififacationificly
double triple trio reverse polar coprandonistyah hyper
nudiuserityopticlium quantum polar coprandonistyah hyper
nudiuserityopticlium quantumutanouskorptioshinififacationificly double
triple trio reverse polar coprandonistyah hyper nudiuserityopticlium
quantum paradox inside a polar coprandonistyah hyper
nudiuserityopticlium quantum paradox inside a poket edition inside a game boy advanced. You cant get me now can you? Cuz nuthing exists except for me in an inaccessable place. I then commit suicide with the diamond then I am in heaven inside all that stuff I said b4 with a diamond chillin wit god. I give him the diamond which he holds sacred 4ever and will fight with his life for. He then summons Nagashi and tells him to end the game and so the game is over goodbye.

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Okay.......... really long

Okay..........

really long comment :)

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I...

I grab the diamond and throw it into lava... so no one wins! :)

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haha

best response yet :D

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hahahahahaah LOL!

hahahahahaah LOL!

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Find

I find the secret place and take the diamond, you do not win, i jump into a portal to Canada, Feed it to Nunavut, EAT Nunavut, and go to sleep in the middle of Bob's tomato, the one that licked Mars, where no one can ever find me. Someone finds me and puffs into a blue puff of vapor and is gone foreva', and so is the diamond! PUFF OF VAPOR WINS!

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Uhh. Little bit too late, huh?

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>:D

I hit Stoping in the face. Then I take Tac Nayn and go get the diamond from nyan cat thus ending that sorry little annoying rainbow pooping cat's life. I then go hide it underground in a fort that blocks all hacks tps or chuck norris/chuck testa summonings and I spawn 99 herobrines and put  them in front of my gate!

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i am mellcor master of the

i am mellcor master of the end, lord of the nether and ledgendary herobrine tamer, using my skillz i convince 1/2 of the herobrine guards to kill the other half, then i simply walk in a take the diamond. i then go to the end and give it to a random enderman who promptly teleports with it aay to regions unknown

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Haha

Plays mw3 for 4 hours straight and finally gets an M.O.A.B (nuclear bomb) sends it off and destroys the world..And the diamon is drifting off in the endless space

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Har har.

In space , I step out of my rocket ship, grab the diamond, and eat it.

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First of all before responding to you guys.

First of all before responding to you guys. How did 12321a2 get the diamond from lava? You guys that posted after him probably didn't even read what I said... Noobs...

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lol... this is the

LOL... this is the 15th page... This is probably the topic with the most replies

I make big boom with TNT and explode the world... I go into space before it blows up. Then, While all the Earth's flying chunks are swarming through space, I get all the diamonds and then move to a place called dlsahfiuahsfksda... Which i just made up by spamming letters on my keyboard :3

TOP THAT!!!!!

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Uses Ginga Ninja Skillz to survive the TNT explosion and be shot into outer space to the place called dlsahfiuahsfksda and then tells the 36 chickens and king chicken (/realm AurumAquila Chicken) xD to attack and steal the diamond then hide and guard it with their lives.

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pwn

I turn into herobrine and clone myself infinite times. i then proceed in pwning stopingpower23 on his planet by ...   pwning him! then i steal the diamond :)

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Now your games screwed. I CRASHED THE SEVER >:)

I Get notch to Delete you from the .jar Then take the diamond and make a cloning glitch that makes 9999999999999999999 Diamonds then gives you all a diamond.

 Secretly finds a void block
And throws the diamond in to the void as (SOMERANDOMGUY) comes to take it i type /z and spleef them all into the void, I then type /crashsever and hack into the .jar of the sever and delete the sever..
And i go with my diamond to a different sever and hide in a cave. Never to be seen again.
BEAT THAT.

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Diamond

U only think u have the diamond, i always have it...u only have holograms. :D

The diamond was brought outside of the map and tossed out of the inventory...the diamond disapeared, and cant be picked up again

You have been pwned by: Frogboy35

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Inception!!!

The diamond fell out of the map, but into the map outside of THAT map. I spawn, pick it up, and log off.

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inception inside of ur brain

I plant an idea in everyones head that i am the true diamond master, and now i shall forever have the diamond, no only am i immune to inception by another person, but i am immune to all attacks mentally and physically and i never sleep, eat drink or take my strength of 1mil of u all times 1million off of the diamond.

U may bow before me now

A winner is...Frogboy35

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i win

my brain was so strong that i broke free and i destroyed the diamond into tiny pieces and poisoned everyone in the room and self destruct my self around the entire universe are dead  and i AM THE CHAMPION plus the next hundred comments are ghost plus i went too haven because i gave the shattered diamond to god!! and he was 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111times richer than before. He brought 99999999999999 ships big as one galaxy so if you try and kill  him you'll be dead( I'm so greedy are't I. Am am a dwarf and i'm a greedy person, greedy greedy person I'm a greedy person)

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But...

then I take the diamond and throw it into a black hole.

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i hack

I hack the game makin my diamond unstealble SOOOOOOO i win win win aha aha i win win YEAH beat that dumb ass

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Diamond is mine

H4X gives me awesome and the abulity to freeze, mute, kick and ban

You have been frozen

You have been muted

You have been BANNED

You have been kicked

Frogboy35 is now being cheap and immortal

Frogboy35 has been given permanent posession of the diamond by H4X!

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Mother trucker

k im on the realms crap and i try making a joke but it was racist everyone laughed but the adminastrator silenced me wtf man it was a damn mother trucking joke

 

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Lookin4agoodtime.........

1. Dont go off topic

2. Read /rules
3. Staff have the right to ban you e.t.c
4. I steal the diamond off frogboy35 after H4X ungrants you so you lose all your rights, and you are just holding the diamond. So i use my epic powers and steal the diamond, i place it down, but a creeper blows up and underneath the ground was lava so the diamond burnt in the lava :(

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you now we are all dead

you now we are all dead

so i was the winner in real life 

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FLUTTERSHY

Mines a peice of dimound
Then

Uses flutter shy to kill weitou world blows up only i live becuase i went on space the END I won

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I'M DEAD

i'm all dead and i filing dead as well so i still win

you have to form a army to kill god in the under world a ghost one which will go through everything and will not be able to kill a single person SO
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH i am the winner and you are the loser 

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lets

lets start again 

i have the diamond and gave it to SHNAW so all he has to do is ban all of you and no one can get it or lunick has it
if i had it: i put it in the black hole and surround the hole with nuke bombs,laser, TNT,warships and lava hot hot boiling hot lava

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I have the diamond?

I have the diamond?

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OR

or shnaw,artful,tridden,H4X,mojave and deadltpixel something

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all of you

all of you  the diamond has been shattered so god win

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*Throws an enderpearl at the

*Throws an enderpearl at the diamond and runs*

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you

you no i still win

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Herobrine inbound

Herobrine deleated every thing compleaty at my command i then use a ban hammer and ban everyone IN THE WORLD

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your dead you know

your dead you know because i killed you all and i am herobrine

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GOD MODE and spc

I used god mode and spawn killed everyone and summoned notch to ban you

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and i kill herobrine because

and i kill herobrine because i have god mode on and i also throw the diamond in to the end.

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i am notch

i am notch so i still win in commnet in #721 i think

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i track you down

i put a tracking device on you and fund the diamond and ate it so you cant get it!!!!

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I win

I take diamond.

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THE CONVERSATION IS OVER!!!!!!

I found this conversation and so i shot an arrow to its knee. PWN! And now i put a spell on the conversation (which still has an arrow in its knee) so that no one can restart it! HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! >:D

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Arrow

Whilst you were shooting the arrow i stole the diamond without you noticing and i ate it

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Simple

Me see. Me take. Me win. Me is ice.

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gets a fake diamond and

gets a fake diamond and replaces it with the real one and puts the diamond in a temple. no one can get past this since Indiana Jones. 

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diamond

I become indiana jones and take diamond...i sell it on the black market to Al capone...no one messes with Al Capone

A winner is....Frogboy35

 

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I set a spawn trap around

I set a spawn trap around frogboys35's bed and kills the frog

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Yer all stupid, that's a fake

Yer all stupid, that's a fake diamond, i haz the re'al one mauahahahaha
and you don't know where i am, you cannot use any hacks to get me or a trained whatever or a detector or anything like that :P because i am in THE SUN protective suits wont help you, nothing will help you, i am a fire creature, i live in the sun with the diamond, and i am using the diamond to make the temprature even hotter!!!

i win

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i

i use tp and quickly banned you from minecraft and put the diamond in the giant creeper's mouth so when you go near him you he will explode and 

I DO NOT SAY I WIN BECAUSE THE NEXT PERSON TO COMMENT IS DEAD

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Easy.

I just simply find the diamond and burn the sh*t out of it. Now all thats left is little chunks of blue.

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Activates backup Gets

Activates backup

Gets the diamond from the giant creeper (since im a creeper)
gives the diamond to Jeb_ who happens to be a super op (IDK how but ok) Jeb_ puts the diamond in the temple of notch.

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Burn Baby Burn!

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Obviously

Derp someone didnt read correctly cause Al Capone still has it.

btw: spartans dont die...they just go missing in action

frogboy35 and Al capone ftw!

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Restores Backup to the day

Restores Backup to the day the diamond was found and steals the diamond and trips and drops the diamond in the void. (The end one)

--Old Backup Corrupted--

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frogboy35

xbans CreepersRegret and therfore undoes his actions for the past 10 hours :P

frogboy35 then proceeds to give the diamond to chuck norris his ally....

chuck norris is everyones master

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Logs on another ip and user name unbans myself gets a fake diamond to cheat the server then creates an enchantment table enchants the best Pick ever!

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Demon rage

I open a demon portal and unleash fifty thousand demons upon you, that try to kill you and I snatch the diamond.

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Redstone!!!!

The Pick creates a rift in space and time that goes to a world made out of tnt and redstone ore!

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I Jump through the rift

I Jump through the rift creeper forgot to close, steal the diamond and then I go all sparta on him.

(aka, u got kicked into an endless pit of doom...the same one with the pieces of Cronos for those who know greek mythology)

Yea..u cant really get out of that pit

Then i close the rift in space and camp with unlimited titan abilities and immunity to all forms of explosives, swords and arrows :D

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frogboy35 is dead and i got the diamond

i kick and punch frog until hes unconoius and shoot him 1000000 times grab a katana and slice him to bite ize bits pour acid and lava on him and transport him to a supenova throw him in it watch the supernova blow up and his remains go into a blackhole that was made by the supernova  take the diamond and  999999999999999999999999999999 fake diamonds and hid all off them around the universe

 

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While in the pit I craft 1000

While in the pit I craft 1000 redstone devices and open a new rift in space and time to my first opening of a rift and closes the older rift to change time.

also while in the pit I dumped a bukkit of water on the tnt so the tnt does not work.

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lol u all know u cant create

lol u all know u cant create multiple diamonds bro...its in the rules :P get owned izzystutz ur comment is invalid...not to mention u didnt even create a rift to be able to reach me....

Anyhow, i simply use my titan abilities to go all ham on creeper...diamond now mine....now i send the diamond up the butt of a plumber....no one wants it now :D

game over and no one wins yeaaaaa

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ha i win FOOLZ >:P~~~~~~~~~~~~ (with my only friend who is god)

>:P i get the diamond.

*finds secret hiding place and knocks out owner of secret hiding place with a cane, then runs away and puts diamond in a special chest that only i can open and i beat up anyone else who trys to steal the diamond

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hey chuck norris! YOU CHEATER

I hate and can beat chuck norris (who ever he is, he is weak for sure)

>:P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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no i win

 

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I find a diamond in another

I find a diamond in another castle (mario ref) aka world grabs the other diamond a switches them "heheh no one will tell..." well that was my plan but i just stole the diamond and put it in my chest with a sign that says [private] and hid that chest inside of a vain of gold ore. also i hid alot of chests like this. I hope gamechap does not come! :(

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>:P i win FOOLZ (again)

i summon the year of the dragon (who is powerful)

*the year of the dragon cooks creepersregret with his fire breath*
I take the diamond and ask the year of the dragon and the year of the snake to guard the diamond. then i get the year of the dog and the year of the ram to guard the diamond as well.

i summon the year of the horse and ride the year of the horse to the temple of the years (where the diamond is guarded).

BUT i am the only one who knows and can get to the temple of the years

SO I WIN >:D

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what i mean by cooking creepersregret is that i make him show me where the diamond is.

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I fuse my part of my heart

I fuse my part of my heart with the diamond so i know where the diamond is at all times, then I give the diamond to H4X. "CreepersRegret is now immortal!"

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i  rewinded to the to the

i  rewinded to the to the 766th post steal the diamond  when he was not looking make 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 fake diamonds and hid them all around the universe in chest that only i can open using a special phrase no one dares to utter and then  hires 1,000,000 guards to guard each chest

 

 

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dude

read the rules, you can't make more diamonds

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there fake

there fake not real

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in that case

You only said that you hid the fake ones, so i kill you and take the real one, I then hide it in moujave's pocket...hahaha

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they are just gold painted to

they are just gold painted to look like diamonds not real diamonds

 

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i rewind  to the 779th post

i rewind  to the 779th post and hid the real diamond and 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 clumps of gold that are painted to look like diamonds in chests that respond to a phrase that i utter and dont get blown up into a million pieces and put 1,000,000 guerds around every single chestoh and did i mention that they are invincible

 

beat that

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well then...

I find the real diamond using HAX and throw it in lava.
greedy people. :l

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:P

I go back in time and switch the real diamond with a fake diamond that is filled with TNT  before it landed in the lava.

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I hide the diamond with Lunick's social life.

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I spam a huge load of tnt

I spam a huge load of tnt across the world only leaving bedrock and the diamond and some obsidian, and I give the diamond back to the true owner that is not the one below me.

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i have the diamond

i get someone (the year of the ram) to turn creepersregret into a stone statue FOREVER. then i destroy the stone statue (creepersregret) into tiny tiny tiny tiny pieces. then i get the diamond and hide it in a special place that only i know

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I just respawn (don't mess

I just respawn (don't mess with someone who can respawn suker) i call all of the rats to attack you (year of the rat) and eat you only leaving your bones.

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I pull out my pokeballs and

I pull out my pokeballs and pokemon...

here comes the hating machine!!!!

Send out all lvl 100s

Darkrai

Palkia

Dialga

Reshiram

Zekram

Mew-two

I open up rifts in time and space, give u all never ending nightmares, Make ur minds incapable of controlling your muscles, and use both reshiram and Zekram to blast u all into burnt heaps of ash

i then pay mario his money and he gives me the diamond

*tbags*

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I smash a hacked spawn egg to

I smash a hacked spawn egg to get 50 Ender dragons to kill the one who has the diamond. Btw the dragon thinks the diamond is its egg.

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lamo...

theres no such thing as year of the rat. i kill the. dragon with a hit to the head HARD and then i tame 1 ender dragon to find creepersregret (the dragon kills creepersregret despite the fact that he/she is immortal).

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I place a bed in the end

I place a bed in the end right next to sci and try to sleep in it. *boom* kills me and sci *respawn*...

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....lamo

i respawn back to creeper *chokes creeper till he dead* then i locate the diamond and put the diamond in ANOTHER SUPER SECRET place that i only know *puts diamond in super secret place

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lamps

my lamps wont glow at all and its kinda annoying that i worked so hard to get them even though i still have a diamond pickaxe



plz help, mcmcstuffs



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timetravel

i travel back in time to just before this started and killed the dude who started it with my knife (made out of IRON ) then before he mines the diamond as well i blow it up with my army of creepers ... then i take my brothers (endermen) to steal every block in his world then throw them into lava...

THE END : ) 

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i can haz World of Minecraft client?

i use fly to take the daimond disable ur client, u fall into the void i go to the end and nether delet all those blocks and lag the server into oblivion

no one can steal the diamond because Im running the server and everyone was lagged so much they couldnt move :D

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unlag

i crash whoever lagged the server/world computer with help from my friends. *takes diamond while the person who lagged the world/server is lagging EXTEMELY hard)*

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I transform this server in to

I transform this server in to a TF2 server and head shot you!
Now in this the diamond is australium.

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>:D

i dodge the head shot and then get a wooden sword *turns wooden sword into diamond sword and kills creepersregret with sword* i take the diamond and hide the diamond in a SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SECRET PLACE EVER IN THE WORLD that i only know

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note were still in tf2 so you

note were still in tf2 so you cant dodge a headshot so your dead
NOW SERVER RESTART... SERVER IS NOW BACK IN MINECRAFT
Error... diamond respawning, respawn location: far-lands...
Oh S***! oh wait wasn't the far lands removed?

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i crash the tf3 server

i go to god mode then crash the server we're on. then i make the server lag for everyone but me. *takes diamond* (note the server will keep lagging)

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H4X Fixes the server and

H4X Fixes the server and tempban you for 1 day.

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i go on another minecraft user's account

using another minecraft account i take the diamond. *disable tempban* *hides diamond on a random server i know

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Diamond is MINE!

/tp jomarixa808 diamond

MY diamond.

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my diamond

*kicks diamond out of jomarixa808's hand with a shadow kick* then rehides diamond *puts diamond in a SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER secret place that is tp proof, tnt proof, ninja proof, pirate proof, hack proof, World of Minecraft proof, fire proof, wind proof, laser proof, ghast proof, endermen proof, enderdragon proof, creeper proof, magma creeper proof, and op proof*

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Followed xXemsownsXx to

Followed Sci to secret hideout dodging hidden traps then replaced the diamond with a creeper spawner just for the lulz. XD

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grabs the diamond sells it to

grabs the diamond sells it to sci3007682 for 10 full stacks of redstone, and grabs the creeper spawner places it in my house.

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buys diamond

i buy the diamond from creepersregret (i paid him). then chokes chevleon to his death *rehides diamond AGAIN this time in a EXTREMELY EXTREMELY EXTREMLY SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SECRET place and goes there through a GOOGLE PLEX of portels* i then seal the place SUPER good.

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I make a tnt cannon make it

I make a tnt cannon make it shoot tnt all over the place, leave it on I find the emergency exit to sci's area, how i know where it is i just hid a tracking device in the diamond. (ps it can not be removed without damaging the diamond)
Then I call my army of creepers to blow the door open, and these creepers are rare and don't die on detonation and can blow up bedrock... last door i feed them redstone so they start to glow...I run!!!!

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Easy now

I walk in and pick the diamond up off the floor.

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revenge on creepersregret!

i find creeper's hiding spot and kill him. Then i find the diamond and put milllions of monster spawners in creepersregret's respawn area. *turns on monster spawners* *kills creepersregret* oh and i also kill usoka too *kills usoka* my diamond now

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You deaded...

Respawn as creeper get hit by Zeus's lightning and becomes the strongest super charged creeper who eats tnt for food.

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>:)

i distract creepersregret with a ton of tnt, then i shoot fire arrows at creeper while he eats the tnt. *kills creepersregret using fire arrows* then i take the diamond and hide the diamond again

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well that was your plan but i

well that was your plan but i just used my physic powers to move the tnt to me, and the arrows just get fried by my static, slowly my front legs turn in to arms and my skin turns to obsidian and i spit mini creepers at sci. Note redstone is my water.

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I walk up to creepersregret,

I walk up to creepersregret, take the diamond in whatever form it is in... and walk away

*power outage*

when the power comes back on...im in a dif update that u guys dont have :P

haha im in friggen xbox 360 minecraft!! u guys can only try to download it from the live arcade XD ull only jjust get an error

 

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one problem the transfer

one problem the transfer corrupted you and the diamond failed to transfer and the XBL version is not a updated its a downgrade...

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*takes diamond where it is and gives it to sci* sci then rehides the diamond in a even better hiding spot. *sci bolts the entrance of the place with a mysterous kind of padlock that i dont know* ha

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Yoink!

I walk in the back door and take the daimond off the table. Should have been paying more attention.

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Banned for.

Making a halo reference! oh wait...wrong thread XD back on topic...

I snipe usoka and tbag him...take the diamond and give it to a former baseball player whos last name is banks...and whom lives in my neighborhood...u cant find where he lives anywhere online and u cant stalk him cause he has no recent pics online HAHAHAHA

btw....i officially can sue anyone who tries to stalk him as it violates his request for privacy in his old age...thats why his name isnt even mentioned in any news letters..i only know he lives in my neighborhood cause my friends dad banks for him..and he wont even tell his wife or sons where he lives\

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all this over ONE diamond?!

I watch all you people kill/humiliate/steal from each other over one single diamond for about 30 min, then walk into a different cave and mine my own diamond and happily go home.

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...

the forum rules state there can only be one diamond....

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hey CHEATERS

stop making more diamonds already! this is such a pain... now i wish sci was here to deal with this

 

 

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Takes the diamond!

I use my 'ol friend Chuck Norris to teleport you back in time but I stole the diamond before Chuck did that. Hmph.....  :D

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Dude read some of my earilier posts XD chuck norris works for me >:]

so technically he never teleported me back and the diamond is still inside an unbreakable enderdragon egg that'll never hatch :P

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My Diamond

I use Minecraft wiki to find out a way to obtain the enderdragon egg. I break it open by karate-chopping it. I haz the diamond. >:D

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Yoink!

I sneak up behind you and pick it out of your pocket. I cash it in for money at the local jewlers.

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steal

I raid the jewelers and steal the diamond, then sell it back to Usoka and get the money for myself.

Then buy a plane ticket to get far away from this game :D

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I haz diamond NOW!

Usoka falls asleep and I take it from him. I board a plane, go to jak2131 and show the forum is still going. I then take a plane back to my house, parachute out of it, put the diamond in a safe, and sit down and watch TV.

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i blow up house take diamond and team up with Chuck Norris

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get gun mod shoot get dimond

get gun mod shoot get dimond

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kock you into a fan

I KOCK YOU INTO A fan and get the diamond then i say "sucker's
im going to t-bag you kow then i put my diamond in the place
called "herobrine's lair" then kill herobrine and now i sing some of the
song cuz baby tonight gonna steal your diamond's again then im gonna
stab you in the heart T-BAG YOU

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I Have The Diamond

I just plainly take it from you.

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Mine now

I pick it up off the ground after it fell out of your pocket when I bumped into you. I then sell it again, to the same jewlers.

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i beat up Usoka, raid jewelers, steal diamond, and team up with Chuck Norris

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i shoot chuck norris with an arrow in the knee, shoot you in the knee (again) then take the diamond and hide it in plain site thus making it hard to find

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Plain sight ehh? I walk calmly to the diamond (which was for some reason on the ground), pick it up, teleport back to minecraft, craft it into a diamond pick, use the pick 'til it breaks.

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hmmm

I point out that you cannot make a pick because the rules clearly state that there is only 1 diamond.

While you are confused by this, I take the diamond and craft it into a diamond shovel, then use that until it has 1 hit left before breaking.

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I steal the shovel

Make a mod hat allows me to " uncraft" tools. I uncraft the shovel and I have the diamond now.

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bye bye diamond

i simply rob captain of the diamond and first chuck it into the void and then jump in myself.

it is suicide but this game has gone on long enough it deserves an end

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Oh Rlly?!?!?

I reverse time and take the diamond before you jump into the void.

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Absolutely nothing.

I simply take the diamond.

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Hm.

I confuse you with this picture and i take the diamond.

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Bump

I get confused and become disorientated, I then accidently bump into makeing you drop the daimond, spilling it onto the floor.
I am too disorientated to find and pick it up.

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So I pick it up instead.

So I pick it up instead.

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And.....

I seem to be walking around for some unknown reason and i see this familiar person standing around holding a diamond with some other maniac nearby walking around in circles looking like they have been drinking too much. So i simply take the diamond out of his hand and stroll off, examing it as I walk

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I haz diamond

I hit you with a fooseball table and you black out. I then take the diamond.

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I activate my

I activate my reality-administrative powers and delete anything and everything that has the potential to steal the diamond except for myself. I then do some programming and change the laws of physics so that you can not un-destroy yourself or bring yourself or anyone/thing else back in any way, shape or form. I then take that diamond.

You can no longer steal the diamond because you do not exist.
Therefore your argument is invalid.
The end.

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The Beginning

I sill have the will power to steal the diamond and i do. ^-^

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i won!

i use an air strike to kill every 1 sept me and take the diamond.
the end

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Do you mean?

Do you mean my avatar? If so then I survive and wack you with a tissue. Then you implode because you just do. I take the diamond, cut a pineapple in half, and put the diamond in it. I duct tape it shut, place it in a rocket, and it is sent a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

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You sent it to the planet

You sent it to the planet that the predators live in >->

They are protecting it for me.
You sir, are screwed <.<

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Aha!
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i find it

i found it!

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i destroy it game over

i destroy it game over

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Captain, predators hunt alien

Captain, predators hunt alien literally for a sport ._.

Alien can not defeat predator.
Therefore your argument is invalid.
I still have the diamond.
VICTORY IS MINE! :O

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Oh yeah?

But aliens CAN kill Predators. It DOES happen. That's why I have the diamond. :{D

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*deletes aliens* Your

*deletes aliens*

Your argument is invalid.
I still have the diamond ._.

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game over

I rewind the game,take the diamond,make unlimited diamond blocks and give 1 to everybody.also give 1 to everyone new.everyone has 9 diamonds. GAME OVER EVERYONE WINS.

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No you dont

/me finds secret place

/me takes diamond

/me tries to break the diamond

/me wins :D

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you made one fatal flaw

since this is on the computer, the real me playing on the computer uses Classic mode and creates a bot that looks just like me. the bot socks you in the face and returns to classic to what it was millions of years ago (using actual facts) a peice of coal. you now have to wait millions of years while the coal is underground next to magma and under extreme pressure.you get too impatient and then take it from underground and now all we have is a diamond shard and a diamond millions of years away from being made.

 

IN YO FACE! game ain't over...of course now all we have is a diamond shard...it's in my pocket back in beta

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I beat you up, and then I

I beat you up, and then I grab the coal, then I put it between two pistons, which compress it for 10,000,000 years turning it into a diamond.

:>
I then take it and run.

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:-/

Hit you. Take diamond. ......yep

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Owned!

I Run Up And Slice You in Half With A Enchanted Diamond Sword With 'Fire Aspect II' Take The Diamond And Flee The Scene! Little Do I Know I Am Now Trapped In A Cave With Creepers Everywehere!

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Sssss...

I upset one of the creepers making it blow up, killing you.

I then walk in, kill the remaining creepers and take the daimond all for myself. I also steal your sword, then sell both the sword and the daimond to the closest AI.

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Error that sword is made from diamonds

Rage mode! Herobrine's power summons the diamond to me!

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Herobrine doesn't exist,

Herobrine doesn't exist, therefore your argument is invalid.

I simply take the diamond and fortify it with Chuck Noris clones ._.
Like a boss

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Preposterous!

I Sick My Pet EnderDragon Onto Your Clones Therefore Slaughtering Them Then I Get My Enderman Buddy's Steel The Diamond From You Giving It To Me And I Warp To The Ender So My Ender Buddys Can Defend Me! Thus Leaving An Enderdragon Flying Around The World Of Minecraft! :O

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:/

Hit you. Take diamond. .......yep

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heeh

sock you in the face, give you a drop kick hitting the groin and you go flying while i go all sly-like and pick-pocket the diamond then go to The End and kill the enderdragon then destroy the portal.

explanation: the game is now being held in The End it's impossible to get away no matter what. even if you install a mod or cheat. impossible to leave. no matter what. period. DON'T JUMP OFF THE EDGE! THE DIAMOND WILL BE LOST FOREVER AND THE GAME WILL END!

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Again...

BAH! I Have More Than One EnderDragon And It Is Still Roaming Around So I Call It And Retrive The Diamond There For I Go Into Creative And Make An End Portal Again! MUAHAHAH

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gragg

i do the same thing to you that i did to captain goal and kill your enderdragon and stop anybody else from doing stuff and destory ALL ender portals after i go to the end and DESTROY creative mode. you can't use anything to escape. it's only me in The End. with the diamond. just like captain goal said, "Your arguement is invalid"

 

END OF GAME

that night: ehhh i'll just end this officially by destorying the diamond *jumps off the edge of The End* "I regret nothing!!!" diamond died with me :DDDD me win

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Really?

Really? So that was you who fell at my front door with a diamond in hand... Thanks for that

*picks up diamond*

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HAHAHA

I Put A Lockette Sign On The Door So You Cannot Escape Then I Walk In And Take You Out With A Flaming Arrow! Then Take The Diamond!

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Repawn, /tp, steal

I respawn, then use /tp EVA_Spartan_213, then steal it out of you pocket when your not looking. "Pickpocketing skill increased to 78"

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Bah!

You Have Success! "Damm I Lost Him -_-"

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TNT mining for the win,

TNT mining for the win, oh.... sorry Usoka.
Explosives skill -10

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I win.

I eat the diamond and bury myself under water for all eternity...

Cuz I'm a frikin mermaid xD

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Hit you. Take diamond. ......yep

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tnt mine into your base by

tnt mine into your base by accident and spots the diamond on a pressure plate places a redstone torch and grabs the diamond, and runs with my Blast Protection IV armor on then blocks, explosion blasts me to the hole that Lunick's diamonds were at. Places a sign that says Diamond that way ---->
and runs that way <-----. Trololol!

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I chase you down steal the

I chase you down steal the diamond and NUKE the world calouding me.Minecraft ends.

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Mine

And while you guess fought over the diamond, I went and mined some more....

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i win

I use my choricole ninja powers to morph the diamond into me and use an inpassable indusrtuctable plasma force feild i win MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






p.s u cant win i win FOREVER

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Ray

I use my force field ray to shoot the force field and take the diamond and burn it in lava GAME OVER EVERYONE LOSES

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I use epic Sorcerer magic to

I use epic Sorcerer magic to revive the fallen diamond. >:D Mwahaha Chrysos pwnz!

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>D

Since you use sorcery , I have to get my dragon from the Castle of Decypher , in Decyville . Since dragons > magic . you just had me over the diamond then :

I make a digging area is North America to cover a Hidden Cave of elements . Which contain Fire, Wind Water, and Rock , once disturbed the world will be destroyed. (50m deep)
So i dig right next to them , use a cloak of the nativeAmericans  ( ancient voodoo by a cloak with feathers fur and blood ) walk through the wall into the cave hide the diamond and runs back out, closes the hole , and make a park above it in the city, were many people come and go ^^ and Camera safety ofcourse.  Dig about 10 meters deep and the alarm will be activated and many secret agents will come and magic will destroy you.

Hey ,

My Diamond

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While this is going on....

i just mine 29 diamonds and win the game with out touching another player

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nope

the rules clearly state that there is only 1 diamond and that you cannot make/mine any more diamonds

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CREEPER

MY CREEPER ARMY BLOWS EVERYONE EXCEPT ME UP



I win             THE END           FINISHED       KAPIECH   
         PIECE OUT    NILCH NACH NACHIO NUN NIL
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!       


p.s     I still have the diamond   
MUHAHAHA

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wait...

how did you get the diamond?

Decypha's defences seemed pretty good

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Oh my!

*walking along minding my own business**trips**looks down**picks up diamond and holds it against the sun**puts it in suitcase**walks along minding my own business*

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Creeper!!!

Creeper Walks Up To U And

*BOOM*

I Then Take Diamond Out Of Case And Put It In A Box Then That Box Into A Box Then That Box Into A Box Then That Box Into A Box Then That Box Into A Box Then That Box Into A Box Then That Box Into A Box Then That Box Into A Box Then That Box Into A Box Then That Box Into A Box Then That Box Into A Box Then Hide The Diamond In The Nether

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bah creepers

ill just Death Note all of you and get the diamond

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Time Remote!

Right before you use the Death Note to kill us all I snatch the Death Note out of your hand and write the name, "stampede09" and watch you die while doing /tp Brehn12 and write his name into the Death Note! He is now dead and take the box that is in the box that is in the box and that goes on forever so I'm just gonna stop there and retrieve the diamond. I fly to Ouran Academy in Japan then give it to Tamaki to give to Haruhi because Tamaki likes Haruhi.

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GO TIME!

I send a bunch of spy chickens and find you and peck you so you are distracted and a bigfoot grabs the diamond and you run away but not before the bigfoot KICKS YOU TO THE MOON. busted!

I WIN!

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No...

How do you win when I hunt the bigfoot, ending the myth of bigfoot, then becoming a millionare, and guess what....I HAZ DIAMOND.

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okaaay.

I get a group of men to steal all of your money and you chase them while i take the diamond and fly away in a jet to japan. haha we have a winner 

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hehe

i go to japan i steal the diamond and break it! 

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gone forever

I sell it to a clerk at the jewelery store for 7 Million dollars and its gone forever. end of story. 900 comments!

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Nope still not yet

I kill you take dimaond from stomach and destroy it :D End of story!!!

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nope not yet

you did not destroy it yet! it takes 1562 hits to break it so i simply hit your head with a crowbar and grab the diamond! i put it in a room full of iron bars so it will stay safe!



My diamond :D