I has hanging around my realm today and a player i have never met came to me.  Together we created an epic story off the top of our heads.  After it was over, I went back to my chat logs to recover the story for all to see.  This is how it went...

[2011-10-27 18:17:20] * Sarcof bows to throne*

[2011-10-27 18:18:02] [Dratler]: Welcome Sarcof.

[2011-10-27 18:18:19] [Dratler]: Takous.

[2011-10-27 18:18:24] Sarcof: hello

[2011-10-27 18:18:26] <RE> Takous: yessir?

[2011-10-27 18:18:40] [Dratler]: Remove Sarcof of any weponds please.

[2011-10-27 18:18:51] * <RE> Takous takes sword

[2011-10-27 18:18:56] * Sarcof kneels*

[2011-10-27 18:19:00] [Dratler]: Thank you.

[2011-10-27 18:19:12] [Dratler]: Now Sarcof,

[2011-10-27 18:19:28] Sarcof: so foolish

[2011-10-27 18:19:29] [Dratler]: What brings you to my throne realm?

[2011-10-27 18:19:44] Sarcof: searching for IT

[2011-10-27 18:19:57] [Dratler]: My i ask, what is IT?

[2011-10-27 18:20:42] Sarcof: it has no name. but you may call it what
you wish

[2011-10-27 18:21:03] [Dratler]: Then it shall be called....

[2011-10-27 18:21:14] [Dratler]: Dale.

[2011-10-27 18:21:29] [Dratler]: So Sarcof, what is Dale?

[2011-10-27 18:21:30] Sarcof: why dale

[2011-10-27 18:21:47] [Dratler]: I didnt wish to scare you with a name

[2011-10-27 18:21:53] [Dratler]: like John or Rob.

[2011-10-27 18:22:12] Sarcof: this thing is the embodiment of all evil
in minecraft

[2011-10-27 18:22:30] [Dratler]: I see.             

[2011-10-27 18:22:31] Sarcof: i have searched for it for millennia

[2011-10-27 18:22:47] [Dratler]: And you thought it would be in my
kingdom?

[2011-10-27 18:23:14] Sarcof: i have sensed its presence here

[2011-10-27 18:23:29] [Dratler]: I see.

[2011-10-27 18:23:54] [Dratler]: You have my permisson to search for
Dale

[2011-10-27 18:23:59] [Dratler]: in my kingdom.

[2011-10-27 18:24:13] [Dratler]: But first.

[2011-10-27 18:24:20] [Dratler]: I shall dub thee Sir Sarcof.

[2011-10-27 18:24:21] Sarcof: youre foolish henchman has left

[2011-10-27 18:24:27] * [Dratler] dubs Sarcof

[2011-10-27 18:24:40] [Dratler]: Rise Sir Sarcof

[2011-10-27 18:24:41] [Dratler]: and rid Minecraft of Dale.

[2011-10-27 18:24:51] Sarcof: thank ye

[2011-10-27 18:24:58] Sarcof: one thing suprises me though

[2011-10-27 18:25:17] [Dratler]: What is that?

[2011-10-27 18:26:13] Sarcof: you have not questioned me of how i have
survived so

[2011-10-27 18:26:23] Sarcof: long

[2011-10-27 18:26:40] [Dratler]: That, Sir Sarcof,
must be the will of the gods.          

[2011-10-27 18:26:57] Sarcof: i serve no god

[2011-10-27 18:27:13] [Dratler]: Thou doesnt have to

[2011-10-27 18:27:20] [Dratler]: They are watching
over us always.

[2011-10-27 18:27:22] Sarcof: for they abandoned me
long ago

[2011-10-27 18:27:49] [Dratler]: I sence they have
unabandoned you

[2011-10-27 18:27:54] [Dratler]: in this time of
great need

[2011-10-27 18:28:00] [Dratler]: for the land of Minecraft

[2011-10-27 18:28:12] [Dratler]: needs a great hero

[2011-10-27 18:28:12] [Dratler]: to rise and rid the
land

[2011-10-27 18:28:20] [Dratler]: of the evil of dale

[2011-10-27 18:28:38] Sarcof: they even saw fit to
curse me but mayhaps you are right

[2011-10-27 18:29:15] [Dratler]: May i ask you a
queston Sir Sarcof?

[2011-10-27 18:29:24] * Sarcof takes sword from
Takous*

[2011-10-27 18:29:36] Sarcof: yesssss

[2011-10-27 18:29:45] [Dratler]: What is your curse?

[2011-10-27 18:30:17] Sarcof: to live until the end
of Minecraft

[2011-10-27 18:30:25] [Dratler]: I see.

[2011-10-27 18:30:39] [Dratler]: So you knew why you
lived so long.

[2011-10-27 18:30:54] [Dratler]: Yet ye still ask my
humble self?

[2011-10-27 18:31:15] Sarcof: over time my mind has
fractured and my personality s

[2011-10-27 18:31:20] [Dratler]: Takous, feach us
some wine.

[2011-10-27 18:31:26] <RE> Takous: Yessir.

[2011-10-27 18:31:28] Sarcof: plit

[2011-10-27 18:31:56] Sarcof: i feel you should know
i would have THERE HE IS

[2011-10-27 18:31:56] [Dratler]: That must sucks

[2011-10-27 18:32:53] [Dratler]: Who is where?

[2011-10-27 18:33:16] Sarcof: Dale i sense him

[2011-10-27 18:33:32] [Dratler]: Shall i summon my
army?

[2011-10-27 18:33:50] Sarcof: an army can not kill
him

[2011-10-27 18:34:13] [Dratler]: Then how shall we
succed?

[2011-10-27 18:34:24] Sarcof: it is my divine right

[2011-10-27 18:34:37] <RE> Takous: Here is the
wine sir.

[2011-10-27 18:34:44] [Dratler]: Thank you Takous.

[2011-10-27 18:34:51] [Dratler]: Now gather your
sword.

[2011-10-27 18:35:02] [Dratler]: I fear a battle is in
our mists.

[2011-10-27 18:35:15] * Sarcof draws bow*

[2011-10-27 18:36:12] [Dratler]: What has thou seen?

[2011-10-27 18:36:15] Sarcof: come here

[2011-10-27 18:36:32] [Dratler]: I am here

[2011-10-27 18:36:53] Sarcof: do not try to look you
will not see it

[2011-10-27 18:37:14] [Dratler]: Ok

[2011-10-27 18:37:15] Sarcof: Takous up here

[2011-10-27 18:37:35] Sarcof: i have a task for you

[2011-10-27 18:37:35] <RE> Takous: What is
that!!

[2011-10-27 18:37:57] Sarcof: you are blessed by the
gods if you see it

[2011-10-27 18:38:02] <RE> Takous: The
power...s..ss...sooo..powerfull...

[2011-10-27 18:38:21] <RE> Takous: It's not a
blessing...more of a curse...

[2011-10-27 18:39:19] Sarcof: if i sucumb to its, my
evil side kill me

[2011-10-27 18:39:41] * Sarcof fires arrow*

[2011-10-27 18:40:50] <RE> Takous: Did you hit
it?

[2011-10-27 18:40:53] Sarcof: HOLD STILL DEMON

[2011-10-27 18:41:12] * Sarcof FIRES ANOTHER ARROW*

[2011-10-27 18:41:33] Sarcof: ARGH

[2011-10-27 18:41:59] * Sarcof draws sword*

[2011-10-27 18:42:12] <RE> Takous: He seems to
grow in power...

 [2011-10-27
18:42:38] Sarcof: steps hesitantly towards Takous*

[2011-10-27 18:42:58] <RE> Takous: Sarcof!

[2011-10-27 18:43:12] * <RE> Takous holds
Sarcof up

[2011-10-27 18:43:27] * Sarcof in different
voice*this one is mine fool

[2011-10-27 18:43:42] * <RE> Takous Drops
Sarcof

[2011-10-27 18:43:53] * Sarcof stabs toward Takous*

[2011-10-27 18:44:15] <RE> Takous: You missed
Sarcof.

[2011-10-27 18:44:32] <RE> Takous: Hurry
master..i fear i maynot be able to hold him

[2011-10-27 18:45:57] <RE> Takous: I shall
kill thee Dale! and free my freind Sarcof

[2011-10-27 18:46:11] <RE> Takous: of your
unholy and evil bonds!

[2011-10-27 18:46:52] <RE> Takous: If only i
knew where you were at...

[2011-10-27 18:47:32] * <RE> Takous jumps off
cliff

[2011-10-27 18:47:38] * <RE> Takous grabs
Sarcof

[2011-10-27 18:47:50] * <RE> Takous drags
Sarcof

[2011-10-27 18:48:12] * <RE> Takous throws
Sarcof into the fountain of holiness

[2011-10-27 18:49:12] <RE> Takous: This is my
last hope...

[2011-10-27 18:51:12] [Dratler]: Takous, has it
worked?

[2011-10-27 18:51:16] <RE> Takous: We shall
know when Sarcof talks again.

[2011-10-27 18:52:00] Sarcof: hahahahaha fool this
will not kill me until next time

[2011-10-27 18:52:17] * Sarcof shudders and trembles

[2011-10-27 18:52:53] * Sarcof vomits*

[2011-10-27 18:53:15] <RE> Takous: Are you
alright Sarcof?

[2011-10-27 18:54:36] Sarcof: T-Takous

[2011-10-27 18:54:48] <RE> Takous: Yes?

[2011-10-27 18:55:27] * Sarcof smiles*what did i
miss

[2011-10-27 18:56:13] * Sarcof coughs violently*

[2011-10-27 18:56:19] * <RE> Takous Speachless

[2011-10-27 18:56:58] <RE> Takous: I fear i
know who Dale really is...

[2011-10-27 18:57:04] Sarcof: i was weak i could not
resist him

[2011-10-27 18:57:17] <RE> Takous: Dale is
Dra..

[2011-10-27 18:57:22] * <RE> Takous dies*

[2011-10-27 18:57:25] - Takous has departed The
kingdom of Dratler

[2011-10-27 18:57:36] [Dratler]: It seems Takous has
been destoryed.

[2011-10-27 18:57:53] Sarcof: TAKOUS NOOOO

[2011-10-27 18:58:15] [Dratler]: Soon it shall be
your turn.

[2011-10-27 18:58:35] Sarcof: YOYOU IT WAS YOU THIS
ENTIRE TIME

[2011-10-27 18:58:49] [Dratler]: It seems it was.

[2011-10-27 18:59:23] [Dratler]: You see,

[2011-10-27 18:59:24] Sarcof: SWEET REVENGE

[2011-10-27 18:59:31] [Dratler]: Dale is infact my
realm name.

[2011-10-27 18:59:42] [Dratler]: real name*

[2011-10-27 18:59:52] * Sarcof roars*

[2011-10-27 19:00:03] [Dratler]: Roar all you want

[2011-10-27 19:00:14] [Dratler]: no one can here
you..

[2011-10-27 19:00:30] * Sarcof tackles Dale

[2011-10-27 19:00:43] Sarcof: DIE

[2011-10-27 19:00:49] * [Dratler] uses Dark Magic to
repel Sarcof

[2011-10-27 19:01:20] * Sarcof THROWS DAGGER AT DALE

[2011-10-27 19:01:27] [Dratler]: OOF

[2011-10-27 19:01:34] Sarcof: COME HERE

[2011-10-27 19:01:37] * [Dratler] pulls dagger out

[2011-10-27 19:01:53] * [Dratler] throws Dagger at
Sarcof

[2011-10-27 19:02:15] Sarcof: ARGH

[2011-10-27 19:02:24] [Dratler]: O.O

[2011-10-27 19:02:30] [Dratler]: You can not die...

[2011-10-27 19:02:36] [Dratler]: Your curse from the
gods

[2011-10-27 19:02:40] [Dratler]: protects you...

[2011-10-27 19:02:44] Sarcof: you never could use a
sword

[2011-10-27 19:03:12] Sarcof: THOUGH YOU CAN STILL
DIE FROM ONE

[2011-10-27 19:03:13] [Dratler]: It seems that gods
have you in favor.

[2011-10-27 19:03:40] * Sarcof slashes at Dale

[2011-10-27 19:04:16] * [Dratler] staggers
back..bleeding..

[2011-10-27 19:04:27] * Sarcof knocks Dale down

[2011-10-27 19:04:37] * [Dratler] lies helpless on
the road

[2011-10-27 19:05:12] Sarcof: FINALLY MY QUEST HAS
ENDED!!!!!

[2011-10-27 19:05:24] * Sarcof kills Dale

[2011-10-27 19:05:26] – Dratler has departed The
kingdom of Dratler

 

MANY YEARS LATER

 

[2011-10-27 19:07:40] – Sarcof has entered The realm
of Dreams

[2011-10-27 19:07:50] Sarcof: Am i in the nether

[2011-10-27 19:08:21] <RE> Takous: I do not
know

[2011-10-27 19:08:35] <RE> Takous: i have been
here what seemed like years

[2011-10-27 19:09:22] Sarcof: how are you still
alive

[2011-10-27 19:09:33] <RE> Takous: I am not
alive.

[2011-10-27 19:10:44] <RE> Takous: Sarcof...

[2011-10-27 19:10:51] <RE> Takous: I have come
to you i a dream.

[2011-10-27 19:10:53] * Sarcof sobs* If only i had
been faster

[2011-10-27 19:10:58] <RE> Takous: I must
depart now

[2011-10-27 19:11:15] <RE> Takous: And always
remember,

[2011-10-27 19:11:20] <RE> Takous: always….

[2011-10-27 19:11:29] <RE> Takous: Goodbye old
friend.

[2011-10-27 19:11:29] –  Sarcof was departed The realm of Dreams

*Locations of the story were altered to add more effect*