(Instead of swearing I will name World of Minecraft players)

My name is aarth19 but lets just say its Tom Marvolo Riddle.

I have a brother, DerPurp420 but lets just say its Harry James Potter.

Now dont get me wrong just because I used those names doesnt mean one is good

and one is bad. Its sort of opposite. My memory starts when I was 2 (2394693752 years ago)

I was walking down the hall when suddenly right in the Fu-deadlypixel69-ing head my bro hit me with a 

bag that had glass inside.My head split open and i wentz to da hospital.This is mostly about my epic injurys and maybe some storys. IDK when this happened but When i was young I pissed my bro off

and he kicked me sooo hard that I flew against the wall. But karma kicked him right in the a-<WM>-s

well not really in the a-takous-s but in the foot. he broke his leg when he kicked me XD LOL. When I was 7 I was eating a cookie while carrying diet coke in my left hand and right hand when i missed a step and rolled all the way down breaking my hand.Dont worry I didnt waste the cookie I finished it before I fell.

My brother came there and ... took the diet coke a bag of chips laughed then left.

Well not alot of tragedy there. soo yea thats it thats my life when it comes to pain.

So bye all you Mo-moujave-ers. Wizard swear #1: Voldemorts nipple