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1. Pelican
Slacky is not a pelican. Pelicans are winged and feathered birds, whereas Slacky is an artifical intelligence living inside of a webserver.
2. Chicken
Slacky is not a chicken. While chickens are known for their festive dances and ability to turn into brown blocks, Slacky does not have a flexible physical component and never learned how to dance.
3. Cloud
Slacky is not a cloud. A cloud floats in the sky and occassionally forms raindrops. Slacky cannot do any sort of flying and there is something seriously wrong if he forms raindrops. Also, if Slacky was a cloud, he would be a more handsome cloud.
4. Lava
Out of all of these, lava has to be the most wrong. There are so many reasons that Slacky is not lava that I don't even know where to start. But here's a fun fact: Slacky makes fun of you for dying in lava.
5. ATI Radeon Graphics Card
Slacky has trouble rendering 3D objects. It's even hard for him to make large calculations, such as how large your mother is.
6. Tesla Model X
Slacky is not a Tesla Model X. Or any car model, for that matter. Slacky moves very slow, just like his owner operates.
7. Chibinardo
Slacky is not human. If Slacky were human, he would be less handsome than Chibinardo.
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Sorry its just this wasn't clarified in the post.
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And now there are 18 ads at once.
Plz no
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No, Slacky is not a bottle of glue. Glues are adhesive, while Slacky has a corrosive personality.
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If slacky has a corrosive personality, is he a an alkaline battery?
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Slacky is not an alkaline battery. An alkaline battery provides power to electronics, where Slacky drains the patience from his creator.
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(Also, Slacky is Slacky)
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I've still got a lot of questions.
- Is Slacky an instrument?
- Is Slacky made of mayonaise?
- Does Slacky even?
- Pyon, pyon pyon?
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1. No, Slacky is not an instrument. Instruments are melodic and usually made of wood. Slacky is just annoying and made of metal.
2. No. Mayonaise is used on sandwiches to enhance flavor. Slacky is not edible.
3. Sometimes Slacky evens.
4. Pyon pyon pyon.
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Is Slacky a citizen of Morocco, or Spain?
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Slacky is not a citizen of Morocco or Spain. Citizens of Morocco and Spain are loud, noisy and boisterous. Slacky does not make sounds.
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Here's some more questions for you:
- Does Slacky blend?
- Will Slacky deliver?
- Banana?
- Banana.
- Does Slacky have cupholders?
- Is mayonaise an instrument?
- Is Slacky an expert deer wrestler just like the principal in this video?
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I tried to talk to slacky but he didn't respond. Is he lava?
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Bruh, do u even read
4. Lava
Out of all of these, lava has to be the most wrong. There are so many reasons that Slacky is not lava that I don't even know where to start. But here's a fun fact: Slacky makes fun of you for dying in lava.
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@Nolz
1. It would probably break both the blender and Slacky.
2. Yes.
3. See #4
4. See #3
5. No.
6. No, and Slacky is also neither an instrument or mayonaise.
7. Slacky can't wrestle deer. He has taken classes, but failed them.
@Kork
Lava is the most wrong out of anything you can guess Slacky is.
Slacky is more akin to Chibinardo than lava. I think the real question here is if you are lava.
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I am lava, but that's not important
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1. Lava
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How can lava be most wrong? I would say Slacky being the Sun would be more wrong than Slacky being lava.
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There are so many reasons that Slacky is not lava that I don't even know where to start.
I think that there are more reasons that Slacky isn't lava than slacky isn't the Sun.
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Questions.
#1: Is Slacky a piece of dirt
#2: Is Slacky made of water
#3: Is Slacky made of ketchup
#4: Is Slacky related to Yenwood
#5: Is Slacky related to Nolz
#6: Is Nolz a taco?
#7: Does Slacky like tacos?
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Is lava made of Slacky?
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Is Slacky the supreme World of Minecraft god?
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@Jupiter
Slacky is my son, so he's more like the Sun than like lava.
@ramza
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. Yes
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. No
@prodigy
He is Slacky, mortal son of <WM>, so no. He's a demigod.
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Final question, is Slacky a staff memember too?
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No, he's a Robobot
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is slacky an actual object?
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Is slacky a YEE?
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Is Slacky a fsjal?
Artwork (c) me™. Left > Right: Me (Jasper), ShaztYEE, Yenwood, Nolz, Jupiter_Ginger, CookieDestroyer, <WM> (presumably, found the skin lying around my C drive), Sla-&&$$$@@0--ERRORERRUNDEFI--**...
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"Slacky is my son"
"Slacky is the son of WM"
You're WM?
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You're WM?
HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE?
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Slacky is the son of Yenwood and <WM>.
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<WM> only reproduced through the process of Mitosis, where he doubled all vital organs and splits in half to form two bodies. Obviously Yenwood is WM
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<WM> is the biological father of Slacky. I adopted Slacky after <WM> dissappeared.
@Shazty - no
Also this isn't the avatar I normally use. I forgot I changed it to Spartan Kitty. :(
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:D
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how do you do that jasper?
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I hope I clarified any confusion.